Man gets "stuck" having sex with a.

Started by Remote
17/08/2008 18:13
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Remote17/08/2008 18:13

Bench! xD

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ikLgN2RxvEo/SKGTYnBXpjI/AAAAAAAABoU/ELAQvImHzPY/s1600-h/stuck1.jpg

Last Sunday in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

bap17/08/2008 18:16

hahahahahah, lmfao! how funny!

lol, the holes are like, uber tiny.

akkord mapper17/08/2008 18:21

and what are you thinking ? Asian people don't have huge penises

akM17/08/2008 18:39

HAHAA OMFG

pLaguE^17/08/2008 18:41

this was funny :]

wRath` mapper17/08/2008 19:02

Hahhaa lmao!

Remember me of this other thing where a guy had went out for a swim, and got back up on land, and eased himself in one of the beach-chairs, and his balls went through the holes in the chair, and when they got warm again he was stuck :D
I have the picture somewhere of the article, just can't find it.

Lovesan17/08/2008 19:10

Thats just because his sexual fantasy included policemans and doctors as well as bench :D

raver mapper17/08/2008 19:28

the toes are also in the bench?

ajR`17/08/2008 19:31

bap's penis wouldn't have gotten stuck, so tiny!

padnaliQ17/08/2008 19:52

funny, but old.

bap17/08/2008 19:56

i hate you alan joseph, you and your new blonde hair.

$m@r717/08/2008 20:46

end is the best ahhahahah xD to je brendo :)

ova17/08/2008 21:37

is bap a chinese kid ?

$m@r717/08/2008 22:00

Originally posted by raver
the toes are also in the bench?


heh. maybe, but thats not a problem :D xD

DiDo-Grecord holder17/08/2008 22:04

Originally posted by akkord
and what are you thinking ? Asian people don't have huge penises

+1 :D

bap17/08/2008 23:36

i'm from the phillipines, but i live in denmark? and i don't have a penis... alan is just being an idiot ._.

lalevUl17/08/2008 23:40(edited 17/08/2008 23:41)

Originally posted by akkord
and what are you thinking ? Asian people don't have huge penises


hahahha +1

boom.dll18/08/2008 11:43

Originally posted by bap
and i don't have a penis...

oh... so ur a girl :>
nice to meet u ^^

colix mapper18/08/2008 12:33

hahaha yeah heard this on tv i think :D what a stupid man lol :D

oP^18/08/2008 13:10

Teh masturbation dangers^^

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