A horrible disease

Started by Remote
01/05/2009 15:52
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Remote01/05/2009 15:52

This 1844 Book chronicles the fatal consequences of some terrible disease. What is it? Why don't you read the whole thing and find out for yourself lest you fall victim to this terrible malady.

-Click Me-

I really hope you won't get sick. :(

zyllEE01/05/2009 16:26

He must've been an incredible good wanker!

boom.dll01/05/2009 17:56

WHAT THE EFF?! :O

oTcHeTo01/05/2009 19:46

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

remake01/05/2009 21:07

Originally posted by oTcHeTo
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


is it funny for you?

Remote01/05/2009 21:17

Originally posted by oTcHeTo
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude. People are dying...

Ggs`01/05/2009 22:58

:(

oTcHeTo01/05/2009 23:23(edited 01/05/2009 23:27)

nah people aren't dying from masturbating , that's for sure , the extract is taken from a book of 1844 , and as you know most religions forbid masturbating , this is just religious bullshit

Edit : actually there one person who died from his erection and it was a russian guy who was paid to fuck 12 hours straight without cumming I saw it in the news he's penis swell and started an infection

Mehz01/05/2009 23:31

Hi sarcasm.

SchlumPF02/05/2009 01:16

otcheto lo... i dont know whether its the same story but i read in a newspaper about a guy who bet he could have sex for 12 hours. he used a whole bottle of viagra pills and died a few minutes after he won the bad cause of a heart attack (which was caused by the viagra).
tbh, a welling penis sound pretty weird ^^

Mews.02/05/2009 02:12

lesson: Dont masturbate ( or have sex ) alot of times in a short period of time.

NR|spr*02/05/2009 12:11

Originally posted by Mews.
lesson: Dont masturbate ( or have sex ) alot of times in a short period of time.

+1 :D

opa02/05/2009 13:37(edited 02/05/2009 13:38)

this thread smells like penis

Funksta 02/05/2009 19:02

Originally posted by brendo333
Originally posted by oTcHeTo
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude. People are dying...

hahahah

SchlumPF02/05/2009 19:35

opa wash your penis more often, it does not have to smell

kafds02/05/2009 19:51

I honestly think, that the odour caused by the well-brewed cheeselike substance has a distinctive, yet sophisticated and interesting smell.

Sometimes I have had a real marathon of masturbation, or masturbarathon in other words, and I haven't showered for a week, (reasons include busy counter-strike situations and social interferences to my real life; virtual life) after that long, exhausting week I can bathe in the fragrance caused by the soft, mellow... almost silky dickcheese.

I often roll down my prepuce, insert my right index finger to the "nest", roll the skin back up and let the uplifting aromas infuse for a while, and then withdraw the forefinger and pat the damp aromatic substance to my upper lip, so that I can enjoy for a while - when there is no more smell, I redo the process.

Simple, easy, and most of all relaxing small task to make your life easier.

liquidi02/05/2009 20:32

Wow, you sir are nasty. :(

Extract02/05/2009 21:36

I just vomited some in my mouth...

aftermatch-_-03/05/2009 02:47

Originally posted by kafds
I honestly think, that the odour caused by the well-brewed cheeselike substance has a distinctive, yet sophisticated and interesting smell.

Sometimes I have had a real marathon of masturbation, or masturbarathon in other words, and I haven't showered for a week, (reasons include busy counter-strike situations and social interferences to my real life; virtual life) after that long, exhausting week I can bathe in the fragrance caused by the soft, mellow... almost silky dickcheese.

I often roll down my prepuce, insert my right index finger to the "nest", roll the skin back up and let the uplifting aromas infuse for a while, and then withdraw the forefinger and pat the damp aromatic substance to my upper lip, so that I can enjoy for a while - when there is no more smell, I redo the process.

Simple, easy, and most of all relaxing small task to make your life easier.

yep, i pissed myself.

kaynerecord holder03/05/2009 03:21

ofc brendo333 starts threads like this!!!!!!

i have no words :DD::DD

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