Tutorial: How to have fun with instant messen

Started by prof. chosen
05/06/2009 19:11
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Mehz09/06/2009 00:46(edited 09/06/2009 00:47)

Originally posted by chrizZo
Originally posted by Mehz
funny :D

wait, no its not.


Sometimes you are pissing me off Mehz, seriously.


sometimes i care.

prof. chosen09/06/2009 14:04

Originally posted by Mehz
Originally posted by chrizZo
Originally posted by Mehz
funny :D

wait, no its not.


Sometimes you are pissing me off Mehz, seriously.


sometimes i care.

i'd say the same if i only had myself in my friendlist, so i udnerstand your point.

Mehz09/06/2009 17:57

Originally posted by chosen won
Originally posted by Mehz
Originally posted by chrizZo
Originally posted by Mehz
funny :D

wait, no its not.


Sometimes you are pissing me off Mehz, seriously.


sometimes i care.

i'd say the same if i only had myself in my friendlist, so i udnerstand your point.


is that supposed to offend me or what

NR|spr*10/06/2009 12:42

please translate what ever it is writen :) TY :)

lagster mapper10/06/2009 13:41

another fucking fail.

Oddi^10/06/2009 15:49(edited 10/06/2009 15:51)

Fails can't fuck. If you think they can, mind showing me evidence of fails fucking? Thanks.

+ I see no fucking fails here.. I'd love to see some tho.. Hope you'll provide pleasure by providing me proof of fails fucking. Otherwise your a pathetic lier.

lagster mapper10/06/2009 16:14

i'm not even going to respond to your dumb shit oddi rofl past month you have jumped in on fights in search of what? fame? trying to act tough like the other superego's on XJ?

rofl good luck with everything man, you got told a few months ago, try not to get shut down again.

Mehz10/06/2009 17:55

Originally posted by Oddi^
Fails can't fuck. If you think they can, mind showing me evidence of fails fucking? Thanks.

+ I see no fucking fails here.. I'd love to see some tho.. Hope you'll provide pleasure by providing me proof of fails fucking. Otherwise your a pathetic lier.


Theres a fucking fail right there.

Good job.

remake10/06/2009 19:01

lagster man, relax pls :ASD

Fluxey11/06/2009 13:18

can you feel the love? :)

boom.dll11/06/2009 13:19

i always feel it when i`m in this forum!

COOL !

prof. chosen11/06/2009 14:38(edited 11/06/2009 14:39)

this forum is a warm place

WeMeRA14/07/2009 19:35

Originally posted by chosen aww yeah
Never tell your password to anyone.
chosterhase KÄFTENDINJÄVLABÖG #1: Also mal ganz ehrlich: Warum hatten wir eigentlich noch keinen Sex miteinander?
chosterhase KÄFTENDINJÄVLABÖG #1: ANSWEAR
Jimmy [LJB: 247, 250.8 stats]: FFS DUDE
Jimmy [LJB: 247, 250.8 stats]: im playing a game here
Jimmy [LJB: 247, 250.8 stats]: stfu
Jimmy [LJB: 247, 250.8 stats] is now Offline.


I lol'd

opa14/07/2009 21:34

: DDDDDDDDDDDD

Mews.14/07/2009 23:04(edited 15/07/2009 00:50)

15 July 2009
00:00 - Mews.: Hey, how come we never had sex together?
00:00 - ][-][дЍ2Ø ][-][䆆ǾЯ¡: you want to?
00:00 - Mews.: yeah
00:00 - ][-][дЍ2Ø ][-][䆆ǾЯ¡: every1 said i am the best
00:00 - Mews.: so can i have sex with you ? :-)
00:01 - ][-][дЍ2Ø ][-][䆆ǾЯ¡: just bend over
00:01 - ][-][дЍ2Ø ][-][䆆ǾЯ¡: Lol
00:01 - ][-][дЍ2Ø ][-][䆆ǾЯ¡:][-][дЍ2Ø ][-][䆆ǾЯ¡: we can meet in KZ
00:02 - ][-][дЍ2Ø ][-][䆆ǾЯ¡: and you can use /measure
00:02 - ][-][дЍ2Ø ][-][䆆ǾЯ¡: to measure my dick
00:02 - ][-][дЍ2Ø ][-][䆆ǾЯ¡:][-][дЍ2Ø ][-][䆆ǾЯ¡: Rofl
00:02 - ][-][дЍ2Ø ][-][䆆ǾЯ¡:]
00:53 - Crazy 88 (2): so how you been?
00:53 - Crazy 88 (2): :D
00:53 - Mews.: good
00:53 - Mews.: you?
00:55 - Crazy 88 (2): pretty good :)
01:11 - Crazy 88 (2): so what made you say that
01:11 - Crazy 88 (2): ?
01:11 - Crazy 88 (2): :
01:11 - Crazy 88 (2): :P
01:11 - Mews.: wait do you actually want to have sex with me , you might get crushed lol
01:13 - Crazy 88 (2): orly
01:16 - Crazy 88 (2): me get crushed
01:16 - Crazy 88 (2): I doubt it
01:16 - Crazy 88 (2): :)
01:16 - Mews.: wait you actually wanna have sex with me ? :-OOOOOOOOoo
01:16 - Crazy 88 (2): you offered
01:34 - Crazy 88 (2): dotdotdotdot
01:35 - Mews.: ey dude
01:35 - Mews.: you might sad if i say this
01:38 - Crazy 88 (2): say what
01:38 - Mews.: im not..
01:38 - Crazy 88 (2): ?
01:38 - Mews.: how should i say
01:39 - Mews.: idk how you will react -_-
01:39 - Crazy 88 (2): just tell me
01:39 - Crazy 88 (2): gosh
01:39 - Crazy 88 (2): :/
01:39 - Mews.: k
01:39 - Mews.: im
01:39 - Mews.: not
01:39 - Mews.: gay
01:39 - Crazy 88 (2): ok
01:39 - Crazy 88 (2): that's cool
01:39 - Crazy 88 (2): :P
01:39 - Mews.: FOR REAL ? :D:D
01:41 - Crazy 88 (2): why would that make me sad?
01:41 - Crazy 88 (2): :P
01:41 - Mews.: uh
01:41 - Mews.: idk , i thought you were honest , you could be just kiddig with me x)
01:42 - Crazy 88 (2): I am honest
01:42 - Crazy 88 (2): I don't care about your sexual preference
01:42 - Crazy 88 (2): that's up to you
01:42 - Crazy 88 (2): :P
01:42 - Mews.: okay ;)
01:43 - Crazy 88 (2): I still understand why you asked me that cuz I'd be more than willing :)
01:44 - Crazy 88 (2): dont*
01:44 - Mews.: aha
01:44 - Crazy 88 (2): :P
01:45 - Crazy 88 (2): you wanna try something new? :)
01:45 - Crazy 88 (2): ahah
01:45 - Mews.: uhm
01:45 - Mews.: depends
01:47 - Mews.: i g2g tho
01:47 - Mews.: been up for too long
01:47 - Mews.: tired :s
01:47 - Crazy 88 (2): you should long distance text me
01:47 - Crazy 88 (2): :)
01:48 - Mews.: on the phone O_O?
01:48 - Crazy 88 (2): mhm
01:48 - Crazy 88 (2): ^_^
01:49 - Mews.: why do you want my phone number?
01:49 - Crazy 88 (2): ok nvm then :)
01:49 - Mews.: uhm okay , well have a good day , im going to bed :)
01:50 - Crazy 88 (2): good night
01:50 - Crazy 88 (2): <301:16 - Crazy 88 (2): :)

dude... i didnt even know my friend was actually gay...



00:09 - Mews.: Hey, how come we never had sex together?
00:11 - Cotland [Qc's French Fry]: ive neva been frunk with you
00:11 - Cotland [Qc's French Fry]: drunk
00:11 - Mews.: what if you actually get drunk with me?
00:11 - Cotland [Qc's French Fry]: we would have sex together
00:11 - Mews.: <3
00:11 - Cotland [Qc's French Fry]: :)




00:13 - Mews.: Hey, how come we never had sex together?
00:13 - thbear-Kc: ur underaged
00:13 - Mews.: you dont have to worry about that , i can keep secrets
00:13 - thbear-Kc: :P


00:15 - Mews.: Hey, how come we never had sex together?
00:15 - A_Friend: what
00:15 - A_Friend: u forgot alredy
00:15 - A_Friend: wtf man
00:15 - A_Friend: ..
00:15 - A_Friend: so it meant nothing too u!
00:15 - A_Friend: T.t
00:16 - Mews.: im sorry...
00:16 - A_Friend: D:
00:16 - A_Friend: 00:16 - A_Friend: lol
00:16 - A_Friend: :D
00:16 - Mews.: :) <3


00:18 - Mews.: Hey, how come we never had sex together?
00:18 - Stewie!: we did
00:18 - Stewie!: we done sooo many shots, u never remembered it
00:18 - Mews.: oh shit thats kinda awkward
00:19 - Stewie!: dont worry, we had anal so its not that gay
00:20 - Stewie!: u said u were iimagining u wer bangin a gal and u were fine about it
00:20 - Mews.: oh shit..


00:12 - Mews.: Hey, how come we never had sex together?00:21 - [S]P1c|3R=[M]a[N]: umm
00:21 - [S]P1c|3R=[M]a[N]: i dont know
00:21 - [S]P1c|3R=[M]a[N]: im not gay thatz y i guess
00:22 - [S]P1c|3R=[M]a[N]: and i do it only on sundayz
00:22 - Mews.: i see

Looks like alot of people want to have sex with me for some apparent reason -.-

lagster mapper14/07/2009 23:27

MEWSLOL<3

owned14/07/2009 23:39

lol mews, when you messaged me you failed.

Mews.14/07/2009 23:54

Originally posted by owned
lol mews, when you messaged me you failed.


I actually did it on purpose to see what you respond :(
but NO you didnt respond.

opa15/07/2009 10:14

I translated to english
11:10 - opa [KZ.Baltic]: Hey, how come we never had sex together?
11:10 - He B TeMy: WUT
11:10 - opa [KZ.Baltic]: i say, maybe we should sex together?
11:10 - He B TeMy: fuck off
11:10 - He B TeMy: dickhead

// Here's the original text for lithuanians:
11:10 - opa [KZ.Baltic]: Ei, kaip ce taip mes dar nesipisom?
11:10 - He B TeMy: WUT
11:10 - opa [KZ.Baltic]: sakau, pasipisam gal?
11:10 - He B TeMy: pisk nx
11:10 - He B TeMy: duhe

Ggs`15/07/2009 12:01

Originally posted by opa
I translated to english
11:10 - opa [KZ.Baltic]: Hey, how come we never had sex together?
11:10 - He B TeMy: WUT
11:10 - opa [KZ.Baltic]: i say, maybe we should sex together?
11:10 - He B TeMy: fuck off
11:10 - He B TeMy: dickhead


if you wrote it to me I also responded :)

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