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Good job man!

This movie reminds me of how strong I am. My strength isnt normal , its not uber .I would say it's godlike . I am so freaking strong , I can lift a paintbucket with my boner.
Even tho sometimes my strength isnt on my right side , but today it is. My friend and I was fighting versus 20 black iraqi's with guns , we didnt know what to do so we yelled "CHUCK NORRIS" . He didnt show up so my friend died .

I decided to take up my shoe and throw it at them , that wasnt smart . I just pissed them of by doing that , they started chasing me in to an alley . I was trapped.

With nowhere to go I started pray .
" Dear god , I have never been on your good side. I dont go to church , I curse and I drink. but One times like this , you must look aside that and help my out of love".

one of them took up a rock and decided to throw it at me , I ducked and the rock was slunged thru a wall. I saw a ray of white light shine up thru the hole that have appeared on the wall .
Out of the wall , Omilo appeared . He was a 2 Mt'rs tall black man , with the strenght of thousand camels. He took up a garbage can and threw it at me , I didnt die. but the one that read my book did .

I have never written any book , but if I had . I will name it "noddan - my memories".


Guess thats all , but remember ." Yah mighty is lookin upon ya from tha stars "