Favourite Quotes from Threads

okay lately when im reading the comments im literaly riping my lungs from laughter, so i decided to make a thread about it. Post your favourite quotes here. Here are mine:

http://xtreme-jumps.eu/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?173057.0 - thread
comments:

Originally posted by Nubby-_-

i Am naUgHtY GirL And WhaT , i aM BitCH buT not yourS i AM sO fUCkiNG hoT weT And SExY OMfOMGOMFOMOGMOMOF I LIke mY tiTs

Originally posted by WEMERAFOSHO

|:PpPP|hIxD|AftERMAtCh:PpP|xD|

Originally posted by p0ku*

{dJuNgL@t@}*{m@uGl!}*PrO 3rPqBa

Originally posted by shNz

gJ d1de ;PpPppPPPpPPPPPPpPPppPPppPP

Originally posted by Nubby-_-

обичам да си мачкам циците

Originally posted by k a f f e e

demo or it didn't happen

Originally posted by RemaKe`

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

Originally posted by Stabilot

try in backwards

Originally posted by akkord

Impossible but very very hard

Originally posted by k a f f e e

do it on camera or it still didn't happen

Originally posted by Oddi^

It's not that hard..

You need a partner for this:

First "the booster" stands below the position you want to boost-through. He then ducks and the other guy then jumps on him and they both duckjump in order to trigger somekind of bug and they get through the ceiling.

Good examples of this are;
The piranesi-bugboosts, 3man.
The boost at the radioroom in de_nuke, from there to the roof.

Good luck trying it :) It seems like not many here knew about this technigue, I thought everyone knew it..

Originally posted by kafds

Can someone make a guide for ganjabug? I made a LAN server and I tried for like 5 hours straight and couldn't do it.

P.S: I hope this wont ruin alot of kz maps :S

Originally posted by kREWAN

What's jongjump? :pppPPpPpPppPPppp

Originally posted by Pulsar!

Oh, thx admins!

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/6136/18094314.jpg

Originally posted by Pulsar!

One more proof what JJ is real..

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/9858/36861035.jpg

Originally posted by skkkkkkkkkk

i heard Grrr has already scripted a 1500 JJ, congratz!

Originally posted by Oddi^

I have recently made a beta of the JJ-stats. It doesn't detect many jumps (like 50%) but it still calculates the distance right :)

JongJump distance: 2045.8437 Maxspeed: 1897.4324 Prestrafe 1543.4324 Jongs: 42 Sync: 100.000

I wont be sharing these stats as they took so much time to make.

Originally posted by kafds

wow 42 jongs, nice!

Originally posted by kafds

ty opa :D i tried bhop-jj, did 47 after about 30 minutes of trying - dunno if i have an unofficial stats rec but did these:

Bhop JongJump Distance: 2129.2135 Maxspeed: 2098.8304 Prestrafe 1841.0310 Jongs: 47 Sync: 100

(dont have the stats plugin but a friend of mine calculated them for me)

EDIT: OMFG FAILED 2130 JJ STATS ON 2127 BLOCK, wtf :S

Originally posted by kafds

Nice Oddi^! Sick jonger, gotta admit that right away - I thought 65 was next to impossible - I heard oTcHeTo topped 100 sync with a low amount of jongs, somewhere around 35 to 40.

Originally posted by i r zyllEE

I think he wants a sandwich

haha lol at the jongjump stuff

Originally posted by Nubby-_-

i Am naUgHtY GirL And WhaT , i aM BitCH buT not yourS i AM sO fUCkiNG hoT weT And SExY OMfOMGOMFOMOGMOMOF I LIke mY tiTs

Originally posted by WEMERAFOSHO

|:PpPP|hIxD|AftERMAtCh:PpP|xD|

Originally posted by p0ku*

{dJuNgL@t@}*{m@uGl!}*PrO 3rPqBa

Originally posted by shNz

gJ d1de ;PpPppPPPpPPPPPPpPPppPPppPP

THE BEST IS BIBO DID IT!

Originally posted by mYmqONE

Originally posted by VoDkA`BoY

THE BEST IS BIBO DID IT!

not rly...

Thread http://xtreme-jumps.eu/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?82155.300

Originally posted by p0ku*

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amazing

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pyramid

not.stop it

amazing

First warning for spamming. /chrizZo

Originally posted by Funksta

Originally posted by Avatar sw.kz

so pls only rate the look and not the jumps :D

Lol, you guys should be rating the look and such, not constructing some pyramid.

The 3D text looked really great, thought I didn't like the font. Also the other edit were good. I'm waiting more movies from this guy.

Originally posted by noddan

When I see this movie I just start thinking of the passion that you must have concealed in yourself when doing it . I can see your love by the colors , your hatred against racists on your campaths and your sex apeal upon that sexy models of yours .

When I clicked in to this thread I didn't know what to expect , since I didnt like the map De_nuke I do not know why I pressed in to this sidelink. Maybe its the contours of the text you used for the topic , or maybe its just the lack of other threads . that I do not know , but what I do know is that I do not regret doing it .

I watch this 3,5 times everyday just to cheer me up . When I wake up in the morning and I hear the rain smatterin on my window I instantly feel a drag of sadness pouring down on me . so before I exit my frontdoor , I watch this movie . That makes the whole day a fantastic situation for me to be in , and that would not be possible if it wasnt for you .

Everytime I hear of someone who have died , I watch this movie . Everytime I crash my bikecycel in to a old guy with a newly operated leg , I watch this . It just makes me in to a sort of happymood . you could call it a drug , you could call it a love declaration , but I would call it " The meaning of life".

Thats all I have to say about this artwork , I really love it . I really really do , I love this movie more then I love moxx . Even tho thats hard , since moxx is so freakin funny.

- noddan

There WAS a thread, it got deleted, but that movie is still on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92h_D_A2VK4&fmt=18
XD i can't stop laughing
and look at youtube user

Originally posted by StormZz

it will destroy hns

oh and btw i feel so free to hate you :)