Exploring The Egyptian Mind

30/08/2009 10:12(edited 30/08/2009 11:37)

I have conducted a study to reveal the inner-workings of the Egyptian mind. The following dialogue indisputably demonstrates the delusional nature of Egyptian thought processes, which consequentially result in violent behavioral outbreaks.

This study was performed via omegle.com, witch is a sight were you can talk to foreigners and they will learn you about there culture.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: sup!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how old r u?
You: i am 18 years old
You: and you?
Stranger: i'm 16
You: cool!
You: so you can drive?
Stranger: no, not in my country
Stranger: you have to be 18
You: oh
You: you live in Prussia?
Stranger: Egypt actually
You: ooo!
You: so do you write in hieroglyphics?
Stranger: hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
You: no?
Stranger: i can't believe you just asked me that!
Stranger: hahaa, are you one of those people who think we come from nocivilization, live in tents
You: yeah..
Stranger: go to the pyriamids with mussies and rode camels
Stranger: looooooooooooooooollll
Stranger: you're funny
You: ..
You: so Egyptians have an advanced civilization now?
Stranger: ya ofcourse, just like you
You: i have never been to Egypt
You: but i have seen pictures of the pyramids
Stranger: lol,
You: i thought that's where Egyptians chilled out
Stranger: where do you come from
You: i come from the USA
Stranger: and what have those people been teaching u!?
You: they learn us how to write good
You: so do you own any slaves?
Stranger: ofcourse not, islam put an end to slavery
You: aww
You: why did they do that?
Stranger: can you speak english???
You: why do you ask such things??
You: am i not doing so currently?
Stranger: ur not 17 alright? don't kid urself
You: i never claimed to be..
Stranger: islam is a religion, not a "they"
You: i said i was 18
Stranger: hehe
You: wrong.
You: islam is a country, it's right next to muslim
You: it's also the name of my pet leopard
Stranger: WHAT?!!!
Stranger: which part of America exactly??
You: what do you mean which part?
Stranger: what state?
You: not sure what you mean by "state"
You: i am in the state of puzzlement right now..
Stranger: i wanna slap you
Stranger: honestly,,
You: why so aggressive?
Stranger: i'm not,
You: i heard that the egyptians were abusive creatures
You: i didn't actually believe it until now though
Stranger: oh yea?
Stranger: i don't care what people say ,see that's the difference
Stranger: i thought you were a guy?
You: why did you think that?
Stranger: because u said so!!!!
Stranger: omg
You: umm.. i did?
Stranger: yes
You: okay..
Stranger: so start acting like a man, you're 18!
You: do you know what men act like in the USA?
Stranger: yes, sort of
You: men here are not slave traders..
Stranger: i have a cousin there
Stranger: he's a nice guy
You: does he have slaves?
Stranger: very gentle, very respectful
Stranger: yes,
Stranger: he owns u!
You: oh
Stranger: we've been looking for you for yearsss!!!
Stranger: where have you been hiding slave??
You: well now you found me
You: what are you gonna do now?
You: defecate onto my stomach?
Stranger: i don't know ask your master...
Stranger: lol
You: he's your cousin, why don't you ask him
Stranger: men talk to men
You: oh, you're not a man?
Stranger: i thought you were gonna start acting more gentle towards girls
You: i'm sorry.. i really didn't know you were a fox..
Stranger: don't you dare insult me,,,
You: i didn't even know they had girls in Egypt
Stranger: thank god you're not infront of me right now
Stranger: i would have slapped the shit out of your face
You: i'm not even shit faced right now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.