Need help from Russians !

Hello guys i need some help for my homework i need to do a presentations about something, no matter what , but it needs to be on Russian for my Russian class but i don't know a god damn thing ... can you guys help me up with a text about The Beatles or Lube (the Russian band) the text is needed to be on Russian... if poss help :) TY :)

spr how do you know that in sted of writing in russian "Lube is a famous russian band" they will write "I'm a little girl and i like to wear little skirts and when i will by old enaugh to have sex i will suck the whole russian Lube band"

I did something like this with a colegue years ago . We had to write something in English about the hollyday that just passed some days ago. I wrote my paper very nice , what i did etc.......and then this stupid guy , all muscle and no brain, sayd this : "If you don't do my paper i will kill you when we get off school" . I was like "FUCK YOU" .....in my mind :D .......i say'd "Ok , start writing" .......All he wrote in that paper ( what i told him ) was about how he actualy is a little girl trapped in a men's body , how he wants to play with dolls , kiss other guys etc etc etc.

Funny stuff

Do you need a big text?

If you want to do homework about "Lube", just copypaste a text from wikipedia :) Follow tha link.


I RUSSIA

Originally posted by DiDo-G

I need some math geeks !

if your teacher is a women , write "xoces pajibat?" and just wait for the answer. :up:

слишком далеко офтопик

http://translate.google.com ( translate . google . com ) could help translating "language pollution" such as what Zaidejas said .

what's "lube" xaxaxa
just write alot xa

don't forget the russian smiles! )))))))))))))

I russia <3 Might go there dis summer need to figure out which papers I need tho :(