In search of a "hitman"!
Hey, this is kafds from Funland and I am in search of a person who is willing to execute a serial killing plan of mine. The main goal is to reach the elusive kill count of a thousand (or more than 1000) and not get caught - a very ambitious plan indeed, but I believe it is planned quite well and I have had my friends/family help me with it.
I've planned a killing spree with the minimal possibility of getting caught - it contains all information in the form of a text document (written by hand) all the way from motives/motivation to the modus operandi itself.
I will pay a willing person a certain amount of money per kill (if performed exactly by the provided text document) if I find someone to execute this masterplan of mine.
This will be a long process, since I am aiming for the highest kill count of all serial killers in our known history. I am aiming for over a thousand victims.
This process will take years and when you are at the edge of being caught my plans will "save" you from prison and imprison me instead of you.
I will be reported of each kill with valid and solid proof of the performed elimination of the target. On another note I might add, that the targets are not randomly selected; they will match up to my descriptions of the document given to the person who agrees to this plan of mine.
This is the end of this post, and as a small "epilogue text" I shall add that this thread is a joke and I really am not deranged genius (I am only a regular genius) in search of an accomplice to carry out a madmans plan of complete destruction.
Please write your own plans for killing an individual person or a bunch of people to this thread, I'm eager to know what you folks have in mind, since I really do have a plan for killing a ton of people. I just wont execute it, I think/hope.
I might edit this post or add another post about my plans - its almost the length of a novel and it was written for weeks. I removed the text file from the computer in fear of the government trying to track my actions in the computer. Before that I wrote the whole document to sheets of A4 paper.
Who is the person you would like to see dead the most? Is it a celebrity? Perhaps a friend; a close or a distant friend... or is it a family member or someone you know from work?
I'd like to see some of my old friends torn apart with their faces burnt and carved open. Also I'd really, REALLY like to see 2 guys called Peter and Andrew (both from the UK) dead, tortured to death slowly. They did something unforgivable and I am seeking for vengeance, they both "fled" to their home country and I haven't had any contact with them for a while now.
Well, I think its time for me to go get some alcohol and spend a moment browsing the internet.
Thank you and good bye.
Originally posted by kafdsPlease write your own plans for killing an individual person or a bunch of people to this thread, I'm eager to know what you folks have in mind, since I really do have a plan for killing a ton of people. I just wont execute it, I think/hope.
Thank you and good bye.
throw flash's and nade to b bombside (d2)! then switch to Deagle and PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM! u have first 5 frags! gl&hf 995 left!
like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0L3lBupAyc
master plan? are you the coming of the 4th reich?
No you sillyface, I work alone. I don't need to have an army of henchmen under my command, there will be a reign of terror caused by a single man!
I'd probably buy some weapons from this guy:
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8987/disguisedweapons2.png
(I'll post something real later today).
I'd love do it like the first level of Hitman Codename 47:
on the rooftop, use a sniper+telescopic sight... kill him and then run..
24/02/2010 13:34gtfo imo
i had a masterplan a few years ago, but it seemed imposible but very very hard for me.
the plan is something like this:
For a REAL massacre, you need REAL weapons, so the plan starts in the "GTA vice city's ammo nation" there, you have to buy all weapons you can, then kill the guy who is in there, steal his gun, and run away WITH KNIFE so that you run faster.
After that, go to the place where you can buy some tools, there, kill the man again, steal the hammer, the katana and the screwdriver.
Then, when you have all those weapons, start killing people slightly with the screwdriver. when someone realize thet you are killing people, pwn his ass with an awp. then RUN and take the bus. kill the bus driver and throw a HE granade in the bus, try to run so you dont die, at that time you'll be in ~80 HP, so climb at the top of a mountine, jump and do a JB on someones head just like NumB's avatar. he should die, and not you.
At that moment the amount of dead people should be 100+, so you should be reaching the "serial killa" level.
then, you'll NEED more assessinations, so start killing people who have glasses and/or use piercings in their nose.
try to use as much bombs as possible, so you don't waste bullets in normal people, use bullets to kill cops, and use a bazooka to blow all the military air force.
when you have killed ALL the people who could save earth, like the police, the military force, superman, and britney spears, you'll be free to kill as much people as you want.
but the problem is that you'll run out of bullets and bombs sooner or later, so the solution is to start killing people with the hammer and the katana. the plan can't fail in any aspect.
i think that BIBO could execute this plan very well using
"exec masterplan.cfg"
if someone is interested in using my plan, tell me so i can buy a shield so as not to die when you start shooting everywhere.
thx in advace for those who'll try to ruin earth
24/02/2010 18:37lol dudes u dont have live :(
Originally posted by Қừпqừi☼I'd love do it like the first level of Hitman Codename 47:
on the rooftop, use a sniper+telescopic sight... kill him and then run..
duuuuuude i remember that scene! that game was awesome tbh :)
I prefer assassins creed way of eliminating targets, nice and swift stabbing and cutting into the bone marrow <3.
vice city was the worst gta for sure.
kafds so more like inglorious basterds?
Originally posted by TlofTvice city was the worst gta for sure.
except for the music.
chatterbox from gta3 was the best
do it fags
spread aids
squirrel aids
Have you ever played that game where you have to spread some virus around the world and kill all life in Earth? Its not that easy. Madagascar always wins unless you start from it.
Look at this for example. That is how Madagascar will react.
And anyways there is a lady called Judith (alias "Rachel") Omondi-Mäkelä who is currently spreading HIV, or in other words the virus that leads to acquired immune deficiency syndrome.
LOL XD so funny
this is UBER!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/360724
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