Army of trolls

Started by CamelCloudrecord holder
08/04/2011 18:52
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CamelCloudrecord holder08/04/2011 18:52(edited 08/04/2011 18:54)

Good day,

Me (Camelcloud) and pLaguE^ are generals in the army of trolls.

We, the generals, are a part of the long disbanded outcasts of The Master troll's army back in 1990. We had a traitor that made us disband. This time around there will be no mistake(s). The traitor gave out the super secret IP address of our leader, and every single noob that was against The Master troll's army was able to nuke his satellite with the LOIC (Low Orbit Ion Cannon). The Master troll's satellite was under so much traffic that his satellite exploded, and vaporised into a gazillion pieces. His body was never found.

This army will consist of super high level professional trolls, that are able to SLAM anyone, at any time. You make one simple mistake, grammatical or not, the trolls will attack. Prepare yourselves, we're invading.

We are currently recruiting smart trolls, with some sense of humor - and you have to be able to SLAM anyone, at any time. Like me (CamelCloud) and pLaguE^ are able to. Take this seriously, we do not fool around and troll minor random kids. Our targets are high value targets like administrators. They MUST be trolled 'till death so we can take over the command.

The applications must contain the following:

    Name
    Age
    Trolling experience
    Best troll moment
    Favorite admin to troll


The applications can be submitted in this thread.

Sincerely,
CamelCloud (A.K.A. Maximum Troll General #2)

pLaguE^08/04/2011 18:53(edited 08/04/2011 18:54)

This is a legitimate group, please be serious about the actual group. We are looking for some one-of-a-kind trolls. We don’t want stupid trolls who get caught on the first go, smart trolls are a must.

We do NOT want this group to fail!

Sincerely,
pLaguE^ (A.K.A Maximum Troll General #1)

Torex-):-D08/04/2011 18:59

supreme idea

eeK08/04/2011 19:07

Sounds fun guys, really fun. Looking forward to see what army you will have in future :P

Playmate08/04/2011 19:17

You are trolls? Pffff gave me a good laugh

finzer08/04/2011 19:19

pLaguE^ seems to be a "good" one actually.

beg1ner 1337¼08/04/2011 19:24

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I rofled so hard at this topic

nucLeaR08/04/2011 19:24

Are you legal ? What has UNO to say about this ?
It could turn into world chaos, so if you extend too much I think the world's peace keepers will intervene. I'd be careful if I were you two.

jarski08/04/2011 19:35

Originally posted by beg1ner 1337¼
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I rofled so hard at this topic

m2, mainly because both of them are so obvious

KNiFEAR08/04/2011 19:42

Originally posted by nucLeaR
Are you legal ? What has UNO to say about this ?
It could turn into world chaos, so if you extend too much I think the world's peace keepers will intervene. I'd be careful if I were you two.

LOL, there's a space before your punctuation marks. Learn to write properly or GTFO.

Nah, this was not for me. :(

sn00p mapper08/04/2011 19:43

Seriously? Oo

CamelCloudrecord holder08/04/2011 19:49

I demand you to be serious in this thread, AND I DEMAND APPLICATIONS! Or we will not be able to overrun faker and his evil tyranny!

nucLeaR08/04/2011 19:52(edited 08/04/2011 19:53)

I'm independent, sorry. You're too weak for ma skill.

pLaguE^08/04/2011 20:05

Originally posted by nucLeaR
I'm independent, sorry. You're too weak for ma skill.

I pity you.

Your "trolling" ability is far behind mine.

akaphille08/04/2011 20:52

Recruit kafds and you got the sickest troller evar, nice idea btw, gj guys.

CamelCloudrecord holder08/04/2011 21:09

kafds is dead. He got hit by the LOIC that hit The Master Troll.

WeMeRA08/04/2011 21:45

srsly, wtf

akkord mapper08/04/2011 21:47(edited 08/04/2011 21:48)

im the unintentional intentional troll of doom, i troll Vee, cyclops everyone on xj

favorite moment? opponents rage

pLaguE^08/04/2011 21:57

Originally posted by akkord
im the unintentional intentional troll of doom, i troll Vee, cyclops everyone on xj

favorite moment? opponents rage

Welcome.

c-walker`08/04/2011 22:00

You are no match for the Undead Scourge, mortals. GTFO

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