Situation, what would you do?

Started by WeMeRA
31/05/2011 02:05
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Jonde06/06/2011 17:00

If I knew I was a target of a hit I would definitely be sure that it is an extremely professional contract killer. Due to being unable to run away from the hitman without some kind of elaborate planning I would probably write a lot of letters, information and theories about who might've wanted me dead.

What would you do if you knew everything there is to know about quantum physics?

DiDo-Grecord holder07/06/2011 13:53

invite chuck norris maybe?
If you realize that your country needs you , what would u do?

Jonde07/06/2011 14:44

I would quickly start planning a subtle escape from the country, perhaps from all of Europe.

If Matt had 3 apples, Sean had 2 apples and Miguel had 17 apples, how many apples would you do?

Mathzz07/06/2011 17:01

Wouldn't care less.

What would you do if you found a zombie in your basement?

finzer07/06/2011 17:15

i'd attach him and give him some red meat. It could be a cool pet afterwards.
What would you do if you saw your best friend trying to date your mum?

Mathzz07/06/2011 21:05

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0MKLnTqjLM

What would you do if you were told to be a psychopath?

WeMeRA08/06/2011 08:35

Kill some nine year old girls only, slowly and painfull...

What would you do if Jesus actually came back to earth and told you that you were goin' to hell?

shNzrecord holder Tournament #208/06/2011 16:19(edited 08/06/2011 16:24)

I'd call Chuck Norris and tell him that we got a problem to solve. You can imagine by yourself how the story ends.

Naah, I'd probably pray for redemption and forgiveness.

What would you do if you're kidnapped by some strangers. They put you in the trunk of their car, with your arms and legs tied (also you got a black bag on your head). And before they get you to the trunk you've heard them talk about your execution.

datslkk08/06/2011 17:23(edited 08/06/2011 17:24)

i will discard feces

What would you do if someday your phone ring, and from the other side some man tell you, that your family is with him, and you have 48 hours to give him 10 000 000 $ or he will kill them?

MJK10/06/2011 15:36

Earn 10 Mil one lap dance at a time .. >_< so srsly id call the cops what can you do ....

What would you do if you got your head stuck in the toilet > ?

Mathzz10/06/2011 15:43(edited 10/06/2011 23:47)

That would never happen to me, unless I was "over extremelly" wasted. (Which would be near death) before that ever would happen to me, just sayin ;)
But, if it would happend I guess I'd shout for help, or try to catch something around with my hands and smash the fuck out of the toilet.

What would you do if you got stuck in a elevator alone whole weekend with no phone or food, and if nobody knew where you were?

propanelj record holder12/06/2011 02:34

Mastrubate.

what would you do if you found a gorilla inside your house stealin' your food?

WeMeRA13/06/2011 15:02

Kill it with the food!

What would you do if there's nothing anyone can do that you already done to yourself?

Mathzz15/06/2011 01:36(edited 15/06/2011 01:37)

Huh?

What would you do if you accidently hit somebody with your car after some party (Drinking and driving), and no one saw it? Would you turn yourself in and call the ambulance or would you just drive away aka Hit and run?

CaBeZarecord holder15/06/2011 02:16(edited 15/06/2011 02:18)

It depends in who is he/she. But probably I would call a friend who is sober to replace me and call the ambulance

What would you do if you fail at the end of azure with perfect time?

R0bAFraG15/06/2011 04:42

cry

What would you do if the mother of a friend wants to have sex with you?

WeMeRA16/06/2011 07:16

Fuck her instantly. And then tease my friend about how I fucked his/her mom!

What would you do if you see a hot girl go by and then get an eraction and you wear baggypants so it can be seen clearly and all you friends starting to pick on you b'cuz of just that very eraction?

CaBeZarecord holder17/06/2011 22:14

Tell them are you jealous?

What would you do if someone tells you that you are sterile?

Puppey19/07/2011 19:25(edited 20/07/2011 16:05)

This thread shalt not be forsaken.

I'd probably soak my dick in kerosene, light it, then fuck a deranged moose whilst choking on elephants dampy cock. The most logical solution which can extinguish any kind of problem thou hast been befallen by.

What wouldst thou do if you found out that your father is convicted of: skullduggery, tomfoolery, perjury, larceny as well as various kinds of mutilation and some tax evasion? If possible, illustrate thine reaction to the gruesome news.

edit: it appears that this thread is as good as gone. :' (

SolaVincit07/12/2012 22:33

Say GJ.

What would you do if your Girlfriend fucks with another boy?

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