Funny poems and songs.

seskes10/06/2011 19:09(edited 10/06/2011 19:10)

Hi guys. I want to create a thread where you can share your funny poems and songs. There is no problem if the stuff arent made by you , but the most important thing is that they have to be as funny as it cans.

Lyrics:
Hey it's Rikon and he doesn't give a fuck
even though he's never gonna give you up
he's surffing on every meme
and he's part of internet hate machine
he's the strongest but he doesn't go to gym
and all your base are belong to him
when he looks at you, your anger will grow
and then he ask: you mad bro?

Oh no oh good moron
it's a trollface his name's Rikon
show him picture of lolcat
he'll beat you up with baseball bat
final boss of the internet
but you can not fight him yet
he's the master of trolls arts
he'll cut off your private parts.

[not mine but still funny when i edited some words ]

Nubby-_-10/06/2011 19:15

i can make a lot of shit but not in english :)

jokeruz10/06/2011 19:30

i can translate to deutch if some1 is interested :D?

opa14/06/2011 03:04(edited 14/06/2011 03:04)

I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine bitches they were walking my way
"Yo what you girls doin' tonight?" Is what I wanted to say
But suddenly I panted, my voice started to shake

So I put my head down and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
Got on a bus, put my headphones on and pressed "play"
Sheryll Crow, James Blunt and motherfuckin' Ace of Base...

Yo what can I say, It's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
To be productive at work I gotta be well rested
You mothafucka you heard what I just said

I am pretty sure many of you must know this song

Dacca14/06/2011 15:07

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U