Your worst injuries

Started by nobody^
06/08/2011 23:11
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zuveeh moviemaker07/08/2011 16:54

Got in a car accident when I was like 6 or 7, was at the hospital for around 2 weeks, and my brother smashed a car door on my thumb when I was around 7

nobody^07/08/2011 17:51(edited 07/08/2011 17:52)

I forgot, I was on a hill collecting wood for a camp fire and I suddenly slipped. I hit myself with those branches I was caring and made a hole in my ear, not a big one but one stick got through it. I still have that stick. :-D

Wow, Puppey, you hit a goat? :-O

Edit: I still hardly understand your uber english. :O

Puppey07/08/2011 18:11(edited 07/08/2011 22:56)

It happened the day before today. I remember it like it was yesterday ^^.
I wasn't grinning when I collapsed, though. I was rather unable to evade the powerful collision with the dangerously unequipped brain-wise stubborn goat. Shifty smelly critter unfortunately vanished from the face of the earth (from the colossal impact) where it was peacefully roaming and overindulging the dense vegetation stemming with life.
So, yes, I did hit a goat. D:

edit: Nope, I just love/enjoy it more than my native tedious language, mate.

remake07/08/2011 20:21

Sorry for offtopic, but is English your first language Puppey?

nobody^07/08/2011 21:15

Puppey, you definitely should start writing reviews for xj. :-D

remake13/08/2011 22:56

Originally posted by remake
EDIT: Also smashed into a steel pipe at waterpark, lost half of my tooth (into my lip).

Also found a picture of it: http://albums.rate.ee/s3/1/a/5/1a579339632.jpg

Trolis13/08/2011 23:07

had my middle finger out of joint while playing football (i was gk and jumped on a guy 1on1 while he kicked ball, so he literaly kicked my finger inside my hand, so it looked same lenght like other fingers. Also several head injuries, and broken wrist (also while playing football)

Mathzz13/08/2011 23:35

I burned my right foot, it was pretty bad. I still got a scar of it. :)

lealea14/08/2011 00:22

smashed my balls into a bar like this http://www.viceland.com/blogs/ro/files/2011/03/1-cnv000039.jpg
and some legs, again, hitting my balls... damn thats painful

propanelj record holder14/08/2011 04:15

going too fast in the woods over a small hill with my bike (this kind of bike ^^ http://www.google.se/imgres?q=honda+cr+80&um=1&hl=sv&sa=N&biw=1600&bih=799&tbm=isch&tbnid=hn_sFTkKj7Dd0M:&imgrefurl=http://www.ride-onmotorsports.com/services&docid=NPK6TFZllu9PNM&w=800&h=600&ei=Hi9HTofNBo7QsgbryZC-Bw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1300&vpy=493&dur=196&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=186&ty=115&page=2&tbnh=118&tbnw=157&start=24&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:24) hitting my knee being unable to talk normal for a week and a few cuts on my neck and body aswell hitting my hand making my fingers rly stiff and fucked and i almost crushed the other hand in the cog on the backwheel which im glad i didnt do. :)

itachi^14/08/2011 06:40

on the first day of summer vacation when i was 8 we were about to drive to the airport when loading bags in the back of the car..
my dad finished and wanted to close the backdoor of the car when i turned around and the edge of the door scratched from my forhead over my right eye..
needless to say those holidays sucked, i spent 3 weeks in hospital and it wasnt sur if i'd lose my eye or not for a few days...
but im fine now D:

Ggs`14/08/2011 09:44

my elbow after car accident last week.. I had some miliseconds to cover my head.. and it takes all damage after crashing on 37miles/h..
I didn't broke it but still I can't touch my nose :/

CaBeZarecord holder14/08/2011 17:05

mmm when I was a kid I fell on some broken glasses, one of them was into my knee :(

Gargoyle14/08/2011 17:54(edited 14/08/2011 17:55)

I died, once though.



Ok, ok. I was dropped from 5th floor during my own birth.



Haha just joking, I wasn't dropped from 5th floor.... It was 6th.







On a more serious note, when I was at kindergarten I ran over a passing bicycle, doctors said that one millimeter to the right and I would've lost my eye. Though one meter to any other direction whole thing wouldn't have happened.

Berkut Tournament #214/08/2011 18:06(edited 14/08/2011 18:08)

Originally posted by lealea
smashed my balls into a bar like this http://www.viceland.com/blogs/ro/files/2011/03/1-cnv000039.jpg
and some legs, again, hitting my balls... damn thats painful

I heard that more you do such stuff, less painful it'll be next time and on the 50th time or so you wont feel anything cos they became iron already.

discovery channel i think :D

memekrecord holder14/08/2011 23:15(edited 14/08/2011 23:16)

In the age of 10, descending the ladder, I has put foot between the rungs. I fall down from a 2 meters height, breaking my leg in half. It's damn hurt, but this ended up submitting my left leg. But this isn't the same pain as smashed balls, damn :D

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