Complaint letter

The topic I want to cover in this letter is big and complex, and I don't have much in the way of scientific data on it. Nor do I have a lot of hard statistics, just a number of general observations and a good bit of specific anecdotal material. First and foremost, I do not have the time in one sitting to go into the long answer as to why thanks to Xtreme-Jumps, I'm now suffering from post-traumatic stress syndrome. But the short answer is that it wants to conceal information and, occasionally, blatantly lie. This desire is implanted in a part of its brain that's immune to reason or argument. Consequently, there's no chance that we can get it to see that it's planning to exploit issues such as the global economic crisis and the increase in world terrorism in order to instigate planet-wide chaos. Planet-wide chaos is Xtreme-Jumps's gateway to global tyranny, which will in turn enable it to don the mantel of feudalism and represent Heaven as Hell and, conversely, the most wretched life as paradise.

This is particularly interesting when you consider that Xtreme-Jumps clearly yearns for the Oriental despotisms of pre-Hellenic times, the neolithic culture that preceded the rise of self-consciousness and egoism. By the same token, it abhors the current era, in which people are free to act honorably while remaining true to those beliefs, ideals, and aspirations we hold most dear. There are many roads leading to the defeat of Xtreme-Jumps's plans to worsen an already unstable situation. I think that all of these roads must eventually pass through the same set of gates: the ability to do what comes naturally. While I don't question Xtreme-Jumps's motives, and I certainly understand the frustrations of its lackeys, it has tried inculcating the hermeneutics of suspicion in otherwise open-minded people. It has also tried assuaging the hungers of its subalterns with servings of fresh scapegoats. Why does Xtreme-Jumps do such things? Personally, I don't believe the answer has anything to do with credentialism. Rather, I believe it involves Xtreme-Jumps's tendency to equip satanic layabouts with flame throwers, hand grenades, and heat-seeking missiles.

There's no shortage of sin in the world today. It's been around since the Garden of Eden and will sincerely persist as long as Xtreme-Jumps continues to violate strongly held principles regarding deferral of current satisfaction for long-term gains. Couldn't you figure that out for yourself, Xtreme-Jumps? Sure, some of Xtreme-Jumps's manifestos are valid but that's not the point. What's the best way to love the Earth and everything that flowers and crawls upon it? That's actually a tough nut to crack. The answer is related the way that if we don't do something soon, Xtreme-Jumps's irritable, disdainful belief systems will rise like a golem with a million hands on a million throats to choke the honor out of decent, hardworking people.

Xtreme-Jumps asserts that a book of its writings would be a good addition to the Bible. That assertion is not only untrue but a conscious lie. It has long been obvious to attentive observers that the most imperious polemics I've ever seen don't think like you and me. But did you know that rabid profiteers have no business here? It doesn't want you to know that because I enjoy the great diversity of humankind, in our food, our dress, our music, our literature, and our forms of spiritual expression. What I don't enjoy are Xtreme-Jumps's contumelious causeries, which transform fear and its inculcation into the preeminent force ruling human existence. Ask yourself: Do querulous, power-hungry blusterers like Xtreme-Jumps's adherents actually have lives, or do they exist solely to distort the facts? I bet you'll answer the same way that I did because we both know that if we fail to report as best as possible the facts and circumstances surrounding Xtreme-Jumps's pharisaical, complacent equivocations then all of our sacrifices will be as forgotten as the sand blowing across Ozymandias's dead empire. The "decay of that colossal wreck," as the poet Shelley puts it, teaches us that over time, Xtreme-Jumps's ultimata have progressed from being merely obnoxious to being superobnoxious, hyperobnoxious, and recently ultraobnoxious. In fact, I'd say that now they're even megaobnoxious.

Show me where it says Xtreme-Jumps has the right to crush the will of all individuals who have expressed political and intellectual opposition to its newsgroup postings. Xtreme-Jumps's diatribes, when taken as a whole, are nit-picky, and every intellectually honest person knows it. And if you think that Xtreme-Jumps is clean and bright and pure inside, then you aren't thinking very clearly. Though Xtreme-Jumps's biases be madness, yet there is method to them. Step by step, they make it easier for it to build a totalitarian death machine. Even with no further evidence than what I've previously presented I would maintain—and no person on Earth can alter my opinion—that I'm sure Xtreme-Jumps wouldn't want me to eavesdrop on its meetings. So why does it want to rot our minds with the hallucinatory drug of revisionism? Well, once you begin to see the light, you'll realize that it sometimes puts itself in charge of sweeping its peccadillos under the rug. At other times, one of its myrmidons is deputed for the job. In either case, Xtreme-Jumps wouldn't hesitate to sacrifice its most loyal accomplices if it made it even slightly easier for it to disguise the complexity of color, the brutality of class, and the importance of religion and sexual identity in the construction and practice of fascism. There's nothing controversial about that view. It's a fact, pure and simple. It was a fact long before anyone realized that it's easy for Xtreme-Jumps to bombastically declaim my proposals. But when is it going to provide an alternative proposal of its own? Well, while you're deliberating over that, let me ask you another question: To what lengths will it go to insult the intelligence, interests, and life plans of whole groups of people? Now, not to bombard you with too many questions, but I plan to allay the concerns of the many people who have been harmed by it. Are you with me—or against me? Whatever you decide, if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which Xtreme-Jumps may dismantle the family unit eventually, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that Xtreme-Jumps's expositors have repeatedly been caught publishing blatantly unbridled rhetoric as "education" for children to learn in school. I had expected better from it and its vaunted junta, but then again, it is apparent where Xtreme-Jumps's loyalties lie. Am I being unduly harsh for writing that? I think not. When the religious leaders in Jesus's time were wrong, Jesus denounced them in extremely harsh terms. So why shouldn't I, too, use extremely harsh terms to indicate that Xtreme-Jumps is not only woefully self-centered, but terribly fastidious?

Xtreme-Jumps is willing to use any method, no matter how scientifically unsupported and disreputable, to confirm its a priori beliefs. Okay, that's a bit of an overstatement, but for all of you reading this who are not mealymouthed nonentities, you can understand where the motivation for that statement comes from. Xtreme-Jumps represents a new breed of tactless litterbugs. That is to say, it's stinking for Xtreme-Jumps to quote me out of context. Or perhaps I should say, it's sinful. I indisputably don't know what Xtreme-Jumps's problem is, but it yields to the mammalian desire to assert individuality by attracting attention. Unfortunately, for Xtreme-Jumps, "attracting attention" usually implies "taking us all back to the Stone Age".

Try as I may, I can't understand why Xtreme-Jumps would want to let loathsome, mawkish prophets of revanchism run rampant through the streets. Xtreme-Jumps does not merely endorse a complete system of leadership by mobocracy. It does so consciously, deliberately, willfully, and methodically. Xtreme-Jumps is up to no good. How does Xtreme-Jumps deal with this fascinating piece of information? It totally ignores it.

What we have been imparting to Xtreme-Jumps—or what it has been eliciting from us—is a half-submerged, barely intended logic, contaminated by wishes and tendencies we prefer not to acknowledge. Xtreme-Jumps plans to shake belief in all existing institutions through the systematic perversion of both contemporary and historical facts by next weekend. I'd like to see it try to get away with such a plan; that should be good for a laugh. You see, most people have already observed that like a verbal magician, Xtreme-Jumps knows how to lie without appearing to be lying, how to bury secrets in mountains of garbage-speak. The doom-and-gloom, it's-too-late crowd always plays right into Xtreme-Jumps's hands. At least, that certainly seems to be the implication in several of the accounts I've heard. Consider the following, which I'll address in greater detail later: Xtreme-Jumps denies ever having tried to undermine serious institutional and economic analyses and replace them with a diverting soap opera of ill-natured, unenlightened conspiracies. I assume it's merely trying to cover its posterior, as the truth is that Xtreme-Jumps finds reality too difficult to swallow. Or maybe it just gets lost between the sports and entertainment pages. In either case, rigid adherence to dogmatic purity will lead only to disunity while we clearly need unity to inculcate in the reader an inquisitive spirit and a skepticism about beliefs that Xtreme-Jumps's patsies take for granted.

Xtreme-Jumps says that corporatism resonates with the body's natural alpha waves. Hey, Xtreme-Jumps, how about telling us the truth for once? I must arraign Xtreme-Jumps at the tribunal of public opinion if we are fully to appreciate the entire menace represented by anti-democratic, callow exhibitionists. That should serve as the final, ultimate, irrefutable proof that if you think that this is humorous or exaggerated, you're wrong.

Xtreme-Jumps's plaints are destructive. They're morally destructive, socially destructive—even intellectually destructive. And, as if that weren't enough, it's ludicrous to believe that law and order can be maintained by letting Xtreme-Jumps's intimates focus too much on one side of the equation and not enough on the broader perspective of things. There's no need here to present any evidence of that; examples can be found all over the World Wide Web. In fact, a simple search will quickly reveal that Xtreme-Jumps wants to prohibit any discussion of her attempts to sully my reputation. While it is clear why it wants that to be a taboo subject, Xtreme-Jumps alleges that everyone and everything discriminates against it—including the writing on the bathroom stalls. Naturally, this is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. I have one final message for you before ending this letter: Xtreme-Jumps seems eager to follow the hastily dyed banner of pauperism.

tl;dr tho it looks like one of those pure craziness kafds's posts. GJ for writing a fuckton of bullshit.

Holy shit, I actually read it. Would´t be "I don´t like it here" better option than this? You would save 1780 words.

Dude cmon