Describe your recent ex-girlfriend with 1 wor

Started by Mathzz
07/12/2011 01:15
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maximaLz11/12/2011 12:45(edited 11/12/2011 12:45)

Originally posted by memek
I once read a very wise words, a real man about his ex says well or nothing, so...


I'd like to respect that.
but I can't.

she was a bitch, cheated on me, stole my money, made me spend more than 2k€ for bullshits, holy fuck :D

But on the other side she was fuckable.

propanelj record holder11/12/2011 13:31

fuckable makes it all worth it huh? ;)

balling13/12/2011 17:21

Complicated

Puppey23/12/2011 21:40

herpes

Lolo`24/12/2011 00:44(edited 24/12/2011 00:45)

There are many words I could describe her as. Perhaps I could say something vague, like about how she was an ailurophile, but I want to say something deeper. How could I ever reach the depth we two had together with one single word? I imagine I could draw inspiration from her to write entire novels, but due to our end I no longer feel like that as strongly as I once did. I was an unused candle before she stepped into my life. She lit me for the very first time in my life when we first gazed upon eachother's eyes. I began to melt, but the flame felt warm and we lit the room as we were together. I could not believe how amazing she was - why would she want to spend her time with me? It seemed like we were meant to be together, when all of a sudden she was diagnosed with Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease and she would not have long to live. She passed away in April 2010. She was the only person who seemed to truly understand me, love me and care about me.

She was, and is, the cynosure of my life, she was lovely, loving and lovable, eloquent, beautiful, at times slightly demure, mellifluous, intelligent, humorous, but no other word describes her better than panacea. We may have gamboled fugaciously, our times together could be portrayed as evanescent or ephemeral, some could say what we had was nothing but a dalliance... but the truth is, that she will never leave me. Before having gasped her very last breaths she wished to be buried by her parents. I compromised and decided to honor her by burying her head, the essential part of her glamour, in her mother's grave while keeping her close to me at all times. Sometimes I still find myself talking to her only to realize her body is unable to respond.

She was, and is, my everything.

remake24/12/2011 00:57

Originally posted by Puppey
herpes

haha

evuly24/12/2011 02:38

Originally posted by Puppey
herpes


Ouch.

bolt0x24/12/2011 16:00

brainless

ivansky24/12/2011 16:44

horny :D

MJK26/12/2011 11:03

Blond-_-

Grrr28/12/2011 20:50(edited 28/12/2011 20:50)

blowjob

SolaVincit07/12/2012 22:09(edited 10/12/2012 20:40)

bitch

OFFBEAT07/12/2012 22:16

naive (and pretty slow in the brain)

leggie07/12/2012 22:17

cunt.

KooleN05/01/2013 00:21(edited 05/01/2013 00:21)

selfish

Someone just broke up huh?

LEWLY05/01/2013 00:45

Imaginary.

WOOFix05/01/2013 01:32

Originally posted by LEWLY
Imaginary.


+1 bro.

finzer05/01/2013 03:02

smelly

Phantometry05/01/2013 09:57

vacuum cleaner

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