Can't stop fapping and watching porn!!!
Started by kujac
01/05/2016 18:43
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k a f f e e03/05/2016 06:59
Originally posted by kujacI got an idea. I will be trying to fap to some really ugly and fat girls. I will force myself. I believe over some time, i will get used to all that.
this is the only way to solve your problem. chances for a cure rise by simultaneously following this advice:
Originally posted by Freezing[...] psychedelic drugs [...]
psh03/05/2016 11:39
I can sense the bb misc troll from a thousand miles and beyond.
kujac03/05/2016 13:01
I'm not trolling dude. It sounds so weird and stupid, but it is true.
I often masturbate in the wrong time, because i cannot survive the urge. Few times a had to go to the college, but i skipped it for jerking off. The urge is so high sometimes, it is like cocaine.
finzer03/05/2016 13:43
are you taking anything that might enhance the urge of jerking off? can you detail what is a normal day for you, what you do, from waking up to going to sleep. what kind of food you eat, maybe meds you take and whatnot. everything.
psh03/05/2016 15:32
Let me explain you what happens here:
1. kujac is a member of bodybuilding.com forums.
2. there is the "misc" subforum, one of the most toxic places in the internet really.
3. he posts these copy-paste fake stories here and gives link to this topic in the bodybuilding forum so some clowns can laugh at these "no life gaming non-lifing nerds" trying to solve life problems.
the point of doing this is that people can give him + reputation on those forums, which is what those people pretty much live for.
zythH^ 
03/05/2016 17:32
03/05/2016 17:32Originally posted by pshLet me explain you what happens here:
1. kujac is a member of bodybuilding.com forums.
2. there is the "misc" subforum, one of the most toxic places in the internet really.
3. he posts these copy-paste fake stories here and gives link to this topic in the bodybuilding forum so some clowns can laugh at these "no life gaming non-lifing nerds" trying to solve life problems.
the point of doing this is that people can give him + reputation on those forums, which is what those people pretty much live for.
Could you share a print or a link?
kujac03/05/2016 20:13
Originally posted by pshLet me explain you what happens here:
1. kujac is a member of bodybuilding.com forums.
2. there is the "misc" subforum, one of the most toxic places in the internet really.
3. he posts these copy-paste fake stories here and gives link to this topic in the bodybuilding forum so some clowns can laugh at these "no life gaming non-lifing nerds" trying to solve life problems.
the point of doing this is that people can give him + reputation on those forums, which is what those people pretty much live for.
I cannot believe this bullshit, I have no account on bodybuilding dude. What reputation? This is a serious problem that I have with this, and I'm 22 years old. For finzer this is my typical day:
In the morning i eat milk with oats, large portion, about 600 calories, then i eat rice with meat, or potatoes with meat or bread with meat, some of those combinations, next two meals are pretty much the same, in the evening i eat dairy products. I use whey protein, creatine, zinc and multivitamin. I train 6 times a week. That is it. But, I do spend a lot of time in front of a computer. At least 6 hours a day if I have no classes. When i do have classes I spent like 3-4 hours a day on computer. With girl I spent about an hour to two hours a day. That is pretty much it dude. The main reason for this fapping is that it feels so good, if I could find something similar it would have been nice.
Freezing03/05/2016 20:14
we all got trolled lol
kujac03/05/2016 20:47
Ok guys you got me. I was trolling, it was supposed to be funny. If I got you laughing at this, that is good, you made my day.
mao 03/05/2016 21:36
03/05/2016 21:36vegetables part was hilarious, ty man
Dolphin
03/05/2016 22:06
03/05/2016 22:06funny
PepoMerca10/05/2016 13:15
Originally posted by kujacI knew this thread was gonna go viral. So basically, you guys gave me several different options.
1. I can chop my dick off.
2. I should see a doctor.
3. Pay a hooker.
4. Go to gym, meet new people.
First of all, I'm going to the gym on a daily. I look much more muscular than most of the guys around. Secondly, I have girlfriend, but she does not even want to suck me off. She is religious, sex after marriage...
And yeah, she is not fat, she is like 8/10. Although this is the case, I still fap every single day. Now, everybody faps right? The difference is i fap for like 2 hours straight and ejaculate only once. I use some sick medieval technique. Basically when you feel like you are gonna explode, you simply press the certain dick point which stops the sperm flow. And it feels like a small orgasm. So in two hours, I have like 30 of those small orgasms and one huge at the end. It feels so good, I just can't find a way to stop doing this. I feel like it is as good as having sex with this religious cu**. And another thing, the only way I can do this is to watch some specific category of porn, and of course it includes both holes, and it includes lesbian. So that is my fetish, I love watching stupid lesbians play with vegetables...
Now it makes more sense why this is such a big problem.
No sex till u get married? No, you are a man, you have your own needs. So u must leave her or going to clubs/discos drink alcohol and try to get one girl or more. Dont you have friends you can go out with?
kujac10/05/2016 14:06
Gamster it was joke lol, I said that in a previous post.
trickster^10/05/2016 18:37(edited 10/05/2016 18:37)
awkward
Saidern10/05/2016 19:39(edited 10/05/2016 19:41)
This was a really pathetic attempt at trolling if I'm gonna be honest.
Saidern10/05/2016 19:43
Originally posted by pshLet me explain you what happens here:
1. kujac is a member of bodybuilding.com forums.
2. there is the "misc" subforum, one of the most toxic places in the internet really.
3. he posts these copy-paste fake stories here and gives link to this topic in the bodybuilding forum so some clowns can laugh at these "no life gaming non-lifing nerds" trying to solve life problems.
the point of doing this is that people can give him + reputation on those forums, which is what those people pretty much live for.
He's doing this to get accepted by some lifters on Bodybuilding forums? Lel what a loser
I bet he's a skinny little kid that just started lifting and he thinks "you got 1 hour after workout to consume protein"
kujac11/05/2016 12:23
I'm probably bigger than you tho. This has nothing to do with bodybuilding. I do not know who made that up. Are you stupid enough to think that story about fapping and porn has something to do with bodybuilding, you are a complete retard. Sorry, but that is so obvious.
Saidern11/05/2016 13:10
Originally posted by kujacI'm probably bigger than you tho. This has nothing to do with bodybuilding. I do not know who made that up. Are you stupid enough to think that story about fapping and porn has something to do with bodybuilding, you are a complete retard. Sorry, but that is so obvious.
You wish you were bigger than me.
niken11/05/2016 19:34
Originally posted by SaidernOriginally posted by kujacI'm probably bigger than you tho. This has nothing to do with bodybuilding. I do not know who made that up. Are you stupid enough to think that story about fapping and porn has something to do with bodybuilding, you are a complete retard. Sorry, but that is so obvious.
You wish you were bigger than me.
But my penis is bigger than both of yours. GG REKT
jack frog11/05/2016 21:36(edited 11/05/2016 21:38)
Originally posted by kujacI'm probably bigger than you tho.
Bigger in body size but not in mind…
Seriously, what a lame joke.
This is a serious issue alot of younger people have and you're making fun of it. gtfo
Originally posted by pshLet me explain you what happens here:
1. kujac is a member of bodybuilding.com forums.
2. there is the "misc" subforum, one of the most toxic places in the internet really.
3. he posts these copy-paste fake stories here and gives link to this topic in the bodybuilding forum so some clowns can laugh at these "no life gaming non-lifing nerds" trying to solve life problems.
the point of doing this is that people can give him + reputation on those forums, which is what those people pretty much live for.
good job on exposing that loser
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