KZ Quotes

Post your nice irc/friend/ingame quotes. French english skills:

raver: ur dumb ;D
[kzfr.net]heL^_x: dumb ?
[kzfr.net]heL^_x: :s
[kzfr.net]heL^_x: ?
raver: :S
[kzfr.net]heL^_x: young
[kzfr.net]heL^_x: ?

mh sounds like a self owned thread for only raver? because in his example he got owned ^^

(@dEMolite) ffs dyn|raver stop stealing shit and dont take them as your own. because the skybox is made by someone else!
(@dyn|raver) never said I made it
(@dyn|raver) <3
(wRath^) hahah ;D I thought you did
(Bla^) just like everyone else :)
(+kz-sca|LOLLY) raver u fucktard :P
(@dEMolite) sorry but owned dyn|raver
(@dEMolite) (@dyn|raver) already saw my 3dskybox in cs? xD
(@dEMolite) (@dyn|raver) http://www.nuuk.nl/a/skybox.rar
(@dyn|raver) ;D
(colix) O_o
(@dEMolite) when you say my it is meant that you have built it
(@dyn|raver) well its not completely owned
(@dyn|raver) Because I made the texture for rim
(@dyn|raver) ;P
(+kz-sca|LOLLY) FU!!!
(@dyn|raver) rimrook made the model
(+kz-sca|LOLLY) dont speak to me!!!
(@dEMolite) mh strange that i saw it maybe 1-2years ago ? ^^
(@dyn|raver) never did
(+kz-sca|LOLLY) you just did!!
(Noddan) owned raver


(dyn|r2) Howto beat cg_coldbhop: ********
(dEMolite) blablabla bla stupid crap i already know how to beat it
(dyn|r2) you didnt even saw the demo
(dEMolite) i dont need to see a demo to know how to beat a map which i have made
(dyn|r2) I did it in 9 mins
(dyn|r2) *secs
(dyn|r2) -.-
(dEMolite) blablabla
(dyn|r2) haha
(dyn|r2) :D
(dEMolite) you only want some attention like your brother with spamming or making bullshit which is senseless
(dyn|r2) :<

yes
cg_coldbhop done by dEMolite
cg_coldbhop_v2 done by DaMp
cg_coldbhop_v3 done by dEMolite

Vac Administrator #625 says:
Hello, your account has been reported stolen, I have no right to believe you are the real owner of this account. Will you verify your ownership with me please? All i need is you Email, Secret question, account name, and password. This will only take a minute of your time. If you have any questions contact me at buddy2211©steampowered.com. Thanks.
Vac Administrator #625 says
JUHMP says:
hello?
JUHMP says:
wat do u mean
JUHMP says:
can you look at my steamid
JUHMP says:
in the server
JUHMP says:
please
JUHMP says:
idk what it is
JUHMP says:
people tell me it is cool or something
Vac Administrator #625 says:
Your account have been reported stolen. You have to report account/passowrd/email immediatly or you will be vac banned from your account.
JUHMP says:
please dont
JUHMP says:
ive had this for a long time
JUHMP says:
how do i know u r real
Vac Administrator #625 says:
I will have to inspect your account. Please report the information or you will be banned
JUHMP says:
what type of banned
Vac Administrator #625 says:
You will be vac banned in 5 minutes.
JUHMP says:
please dont!
JUHMP says:
ok
JUHMP says:
i think it is basketball4lyfe©comcast.net
Vac Administrator #625 says:
Report your information immediatly, you will have your account back, we need to inspect it.
JUHMP says:
i told you
Vac Administrator #625 says:
Report your account name password and email
JUHMP says:
i did
JUHMP says:

basketball4lyfe©comcast.net
JUHMP says:
and my pw is lucky
JUHMP says:
please dont do anything
Vac Administrator #625 says:
Please give us your account name.
JUHMP says:
i did
JUHMP says:


basketball4lyfe©comcast.ne
JUHMP says:
t
Vac Administrator #625 says:
Deat Steam User Thats your Email.
Vac Administrator #625 says:
Please respect steam users.
JUHMP says:
Deat?
JUHMP says:
idk what u mean
Vac Administrator #625 says:
Dont use dissrespectfull language.
JUHMP says:
sory
Vac Administrator #625 says:
Please give us your account name password and email neatly.
JUHMP says:
u have my email right?
JUHMP says:
u need my username and pw
Vac Administrator #625 says:
Yes sir.
Vac Administrator #625 says:
Please report your information immediatly.
JUHMP says:
Well kid, I admit you gave a nice attempt to hijack my account, but it looks like the tables have turned.
JUHMP says:
I have all of your information.
JUHMP says:
Your IP address, STEAM ID, etc.
JUHMP says:
STEAM_0:1:14068023
JUHMP says:
Look familiar?
Vac Administrator #625 says:
LOL PRANK
JUHMP says:
That is your STEAM ID.
Vac Administrator #625 has changed their name to Nickolas the prankstar.
JUHMP says:
Also, your IP address is 67.43.777.42.
Nickolas the prankstar says:
chill bro
Nickolas the prankstar says:
just chiiling
JUHMP says:
I am currently contacting your ISP.
JUHMP says:
No I will not "chill"
Nickolas the prankstar says:
lol
JUHMP says:
Attempting to hijack and account is against the law.
Nickolas the prankstar says:
i didnt do nothing to it
Nickolas the prankstar says:
DUDE
Nickolas the prankstar says:
JUST PLAYING PRANK ON U
Nickolas the prankstar says:
I KNOW U THATS Y
JUHMP says:
You attempted to hijack my Steam ID.
Nickolas the prankstar says:
remember me
Nickolas the prankstar says:
NO I DIDNT DUDE CHILL
JUHMP says:
I have your IP address and STEAM ID number.
JUHMP says:
Your account is going to be disabled.
Nickolas the prankstar says:
listen to me carefully
JUHMP says:
Your internet is going to go down.
Nickolas the prankstar says:
listen to me carefully
JUHMP says:
I am in contact with your ISP.
JUHMP says:
I have filed a claim with VALVE.
JUHMP says:
They will handle all of the legal matters involved in this.
Nickolas the prankstar says:
chill
Nickolas the prankstar says:
chill
JUHMP says:
What you are trying to do is against the law.
JUHMP says:
It is already done.
JUHMP says:
I have filed the claims.
Nickolas the prankstar says:
NOPE
Nickolas the prankstar says:
LISTEN TO ME PLZ
Nickolas the prankstar says:
dude listen
JUHMP says:
There is nothing to listen to.
Nickolas the prankstar says:
the reason i pulled prank on u
JUHMP says:
You have broken the law, and now it is coming back to bite you in the butt.
Nickolas the prankstar says:
is
Nickolas the prankstar says:
because i know u
JUHMP says:
How old are you?
Nickolas the prankstar says:
DUDE
Nickolas the prankstar says:
LISTEN TO ME PLZ
JUHMP says:
Are you under 18?
Nickolas the prankstar says:
dude just listen to me
Nickolas the prankstar says:
i pulled out prank because your my best friend
Nickolas the prankstar says:
MY NAME IS M4uk
Nickolas the prankstar says:
its my 3rd account
JUHMP says:
If you are under 18, the penalty for this is a night in jail.
JUHMP says:
Also, you will be fined a substantial amount of money.
JUHMP says:
I hope your parents know what you are doing.
JUHMP says:
They will find out soon enough, once they receive emails from your ISP, canceling their internet.
Nickolas the prankstar says:
dude
Nickolas the prankstar says:
i know u
Nickolas the prankstar says:
remember me m4uk
Nickolas the prankstar says:
at my first account
JUHMP says:
No I do not.
JUHMP says:
I do not know you.
JUHMP says:
And even if I did, there is no leniency for what you did.
JUHMP says:
You broke the law, plain and simple.
Nickolas the prankstar says:
at my first acount
JUHMP says:
And you will be punishes.
JUHMP says:
Punished*
Nickolas the prankstar says:
CHILL
Nickolas the prankstar says:
I WILL TELL U STORY
JUHMP says:
I hope you had fun.
Nickolas the prankstar says:
chill
Nickolas the prankstar says:
FUCKEN SCARIDNG ME
JUHMP says:
Because you will not be for a very long time.
Nickolas the prankstar says:
dude
JUHMP says:
Impersonating a Steam Admin is a very serious offense.
Nickolas the prankstar says:
chill
Nickolas the prankstar says:
i know the steam
JUHMP says:
It is punishable by up to 5 years in prison.
JUHMP says:
This conversation is over.
JUHMP says:
I hope you have a fun life.
Nickolas the prankstar says:
dude
Nickolas the prankstar says:
STOP PLZ
JUHMP says:
Expect the police to be in contact with you in the next couple of days.
Nickolas the prankstar says:
I WILL DO ANYTHING U SAY PLZ
JUHMP says:
What is your Steam Username and password?
Nickolas the prankstar says:
****** (HE GAVE ME HIS INFO LOLOL)
JUHMP says:
kthxbi!

rofl i love scammers:D n1 pwn by juhmp:D

HAHA good old times knifear :D sp000d b333st!