PHRASE IT! - Page 2

k a f f e e12/03/2010 23:48(edited 12/03/2010 23:50)

It was a wonderful morning when i decided to finally wash myself after 4 weeks. But then something weird happend... i realised that i had no legs. But it was not all, I had dirt in my vagina. Suddenly my mom fell down the stairs while her father appeared at the door with a huge, fat cup of coffee and he said damn this coffee sux and went back to bed.

I crawled to the basement and started to fap, but all of a sudden i lost my boner. It was so frustrating that i started to cry and I wanted to kill myself but first i went to supermans house and asked him for help, but he said "are you serous?" and i realized that it is actually sensless to kill myself. I went to McDonalds and noticed that Ronald McDonald suddenly started to look so attractive... I started sweating because I was so horny and my underwear was wet like the Baltic Sea. I took my shirt and pants off and then got rick roll'd.
So i finally asked for a big mac with 3 cheeseburgers and a lot of french fries (cause i'm a fat kid) when that guy next to me ordered 5 hamburger with chesse and 3 chessburger without! That was obviously a bad joke... the waitress made a angry face and

akkord

12/03/2010 23:57(edited 12/03/2010 23:58)

suddenly puked all her breakfast out into the boys face, the boy responded with a ...

DiDo-G

12/03/2010 23:57

I went in kfc where I met...

opa13/03/2010 00:12

It was a wonderful morning when i decided to finally wash myself after 4 weeks. But then something weird happend... i realised that i had no legs. But it was not all, I had dirt in my vagina. Suddenly my mom fell down the stairs while her father appeared at the door with a huge, fat cup of coffee and he said damn this coffee sux and went back to bed.

I crawled to the basement and started to fap, but all of a sudden i lost my boner. It was so frustrating that i started to cry and I wanted to kill myself but first i went to supermans house and asked him for help, but he said "are you serous?" and i realized that it is actually sensless to kill myself. I went to McDonalds and noticed that Ronald McDonald suddenly started to look so attractive... I started sweating because I was so horny and my underwear was wet like the Baltic Sea. I took my shirt and pants off and then got rick roll'd.
So i finally asked for a big mac with 3 cheeseburgers and a lot of french fries (cause i'm a fat kid) when that guy next to me ordered 5 hamburger with chesse and 3 chessburger without! That was obviously a bad joke... the waitress made a angry face and suddenly puked all her breakfast out into the boys face, the boy responded with a loud moan and asked for moral compensation. I got out of there (so that she wouldn't puke on me duh) and

V0ncH...13/03/2010 00:25

bought some viagra

Flibo

13/03/2010 00:40

and fed it to my cat. Then I took my shirt and pants off and pulled out my

akkord

13/03/2010 00:52(edited 13/03/2010 00:53)

laptop and sat for 2 hours in the interwebz, but then i decided to

opa13/03/2010 00:58(edited 13/03/2010 00:59)

go outside for a walk. Sadly, I forgot to

Flibo

13/03/2010 01:05

put my clothes back on but that didn't slow me down and

koukouz

13/03/2010 01:05

go outside for a walk. Sadly, I forgot to go to the toilet so I had to pee on a bank. The police arrived...

Puppey13/03/2010 01:12(edited 13/03/2010 01:12)

and started beating the shit outta me. So there was i.. lying on the street without..

opa13/03/2010 01:13(edited 13/03/2010 01:15)

It was a wonderful morning when i decided to finally wash myself after 4 weeks. But then something weird happend... i realised that i had no legs. But it was not all, I had dirt in my vagina. Suddenly my mom fell down the stairs while her father appeared at the door with a huge, fat cup of coffee and he said damn this coffee sux and went back to bed.

I crawled to the basement and started to fap, but all of a sudden i lost my boner. It was so frustrating that i started to cry and I wanted to kill myself but first i went to supermans house and asked him for help, but he said "are you serous?" and i realized that it is actually sensless to kill myself. I went to McDonalds and noticed that Ronald McDonald suddenly started to look so attractive... I started sweating because I was so horny and my underwear was wet like the Baltic Sea. I took my shirt and pants off and then got rick roll'd.
So i finally asked for a big mac with 3 cheeseburgers and a lot of french fries (cause i'm a fat kid) when that guy next to me ordered 5 hamburger with chesse and 3 chessburger without! That was obviously a bad joke... the waitress made a angry face and suddenly puked all her breakfast out into the boys face, the boy responded with a loud moan and asked for moral compensation. I got out of there (so that she wouldn't puke on me duh) and bought some viagra and fed it to my cat. Then I took my shirt and pants off and pulled out my laptop and sat for 2 hours in the interwebz, but then i decided to go outside for a walk. Sadly, I forgot to the toilet so I had to pee on a bank. The police arrived and started beating the shit outta me. So there was i.. lying on the street without my clothes... i suppose it looked

maximaLz13/03/2010 01:27(edited 13/03/2010 01:28)

It was a wonderful morning when i decided to finally wash myself after 4 weeks. But then something weird happend... i realised that i had no legs. But it was not all, I had dirt in my vagina. Suddenly my mom fell down the stairs while her father appeared at the door with a huge, fat cup of coffee and he said damn this coffee sux and went back to bed.

I crawled to the basement and started to fap, but all of a sudden i lost my boner. It was so frustrating that i started to cry and I wanted to kill myself but first i went to supermans house and asked him for help, but he said "are you serous?" and i realized that it is actually sensless to kill myself. I went to McDonalds and noticed that Ronald McDonald suddenly started to look so attractive... I started sweating because I was so horny and my underwear was wet like the Baltic Sea. I took my shirt and pants off and then got rick roll'd.
So i finally asked for a big mac with 3 cheeseburgers and a lot of french fries (cause i'm a fat kid) when that guy next to me ordered 5 hamburger with chesse and 3 chessburger without! That was obviously a bad joke... the waitress made a angry face and suddenly puked all her breakfast out into the boys face, the boy responded with a loud moan and asked for moral compensation. I got out of there (so that she wouldn't puke on me duh) and bought some viagra and fed it to my cat. Then I took my shirt and pants off and pulled out my laptop and sat for 2 hours in the interwebz, but then i decided to go outside for a walk. Sadly, I forgot to the toilet so I had to pee on a bank. The police arrived and started beating the shit outta me. So there was i.. lying on the street without my clothes... i suppose it looked hilarous, that's why i get in and out of my house 3 times to laugh but all of a sudden..

vilaca-13/03/2010 01:57(edited 13/03/2010 01:57)

pedobear popped out from behind a tree and said "I'm going to pwn all those mot*** f****** kzers, AHAHAHAH".
Then ndr came and

opa13/03/2010 03:02(edited 13/03/2010 03:04)

took a picture of him http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/bear/1/pedobear.jpg . But there was something

RAJU13/03/2010 09:52

wrong, because

akkord

13/03/2010 12:30

pedobear was already in my avatar at that time, so it should have been a

DiDo-G

13/03/2010 12:36

the brother of the pedobear which is ..