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dildo and smacked the snake right between her eyes. But then something unexpected happened..

shotgun and shot

internet. Then I found a granddad that was willing to molest me. I gave him my address and number and told him to come to my place later in the evening. I started preparing my house: I put candles around my bath tub and applied some parfym all around the house. I took my shirt and pants off, and the doorbell rang. I ran to open the door and

street where a handful of chinese men were abusing an unicorn. It was ..

It was a wonderful morning when i decided to finally wash myself after 4 weeks. But then something weird happend... i realised that i had no legs. But it was not all, I had dirt in my vagina. Suddenly my mom fell down the stairs while her father appeared at the door with a huge, fat cup of coffee and he said damn this coffee sux and went back to bed.

I crawled to the basement and started to fap, but all of a sudden i lost my boner. It was so frustrating that i started to cry and I wanted to kill myself but first i went to supermans house and asked him for help, but he said "are you serous?" and i realized that it is actually sensless to kill myself. I went to McDonalds and noticed that Ronald McDonald suddenly started to look so attractive... I started sweating because I was so horny and my underwear was wet like the Baltic Sea. I took my shirt and pants off and then got rick roll'd.
So i finally asked for a big mac with 3 cheeseburgers and a lot of french fries (cause i'm a fat kid) when that guy next to me ordered 5 hamburger with chesse and 3 chessburger without! That was obviously a bad joke... the waitress made a angry face and suddenly puked all her breakfast out into the boys face, the boy responded with a loud moan and asked for moral compensation. I got out of there (so that she wouldn't puke on me duh) and bought some viagra and fed it to my cat. Then I took my shirt and pants off and pulled out my laptop and sat for 2 hours in the interwebz, but then i decided to go outside for a walk. Sadly, I forgot to the toilet so I had to pee on a bank. The police arrived and started beating the shit outta me. So there was i.. lying on the street without my clothes... i suppose it looked hilarous, that's why i get in and out of my house 3 times to laugh but all of a sudden pedobear popped out from behind a tree and said "I'm going to pwn all those mot*** f****** kzers, AHAHAHAH". Then ndr came and took a picture of him http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/bear/1/pedobear.jpg . But there was something wrong, because pedobear was already in my avatar at that time, so it should have been a the brother of the pedobear which is Hetero Dog. Our eyes meeted, and we both knew we were made for each other. I proceeded to take my shirt and pants off and all of a sudden I saw that a python snake was trying to eat my router, so I grabbed my dildo and smacked the snake right between her eyes. But then something unexpected happened... My hand was broken because the snake bhopped on it but I realized that I was gay and then started to look for grandads in the internet. Then I found a granddad that was willing to molest me. I gave him my address and number and told him to come to my place later in the evening. I started preparing my house: I put candles around my bath tub and applied some parfym all around the house. I took my shirt and pants off, and the doorbell rang. I ran to open the door and sadly i realised it was just a dream, cause i woke up from a loud sound coming from the street where a handful of chinese men were abusing an unicorn. It was the sexiest time of my life, which i will never forget. So i decided to join those men and

i saw pedobare raping a young lady and i decidet to join him ,but i realised that if i join him ill be late for school ,so...

is it normal in these days to not loose my virginity in 14 years? I want to be innocent until I'll meet...

bibo was having a bash with his gf, then his friend showed up and..

It was a wonderful morning when i decided to finally wash myself after 4 weeks. But then something weird happend... i realised that i had no legs. But it was not all, I had dirt in my vagina. Suddenly my mom fell down the stairs while her father appeared at the door with a huge, fat cup of coffee and he said damn this coffee sux and went back to bed.

I crawled to the basement and started to fap, but all of a sudden i lost my boner. It was so frustrating that i started to cry and I wanted to kill myself but first i went to supermans house and asked him for help, but he said "are you serous?" and i realized that it is actually sensless to kill myself. I went to McDonalds and noticed that Ronald McDonald suddenly started to look so attractive... I started sweating because I was so horny and my underwear was wet like the Baltic Sea. I took my shirt and pants off and then got rick roll'd.
So i finally asked for a big mac with 3 cheeseburgers and a lot of french fries (cause i'm a fat kid) when that guy next to me ordered 5 hamburger with chesse and 3 chessburger without! That was obviously a bad joke... the waitress made a angry face and suddenly puked all her breakfast out into the boys face, the boy responded with a loud moan and asked for moral compensation. I got out of there (so that she wouldn't puke on me duh) and bought some viagra and fed it to my cat. Then I took my shirt and pants off and pulled out my laptop and sat for 2 hours in the interwebz, but then i decided to go outside for a walk. Sadly, I forgot to the toilet so I had to pee on a bank. The police arrived and started beating the shit outta me. So there was i.. lying on the street without my clothes... i suppose it looked hilarous, that's why i get in and out of my house 3 times to laugh but all of a sudden pedobear popped out from behind a tree and said "I'm going to pwn all those mot*** f****** kzers, AHAHAHAH". Then ndr came and took a picture of him -link- . But there was something wrong, because pedobear was already in my avatar at that time, so it should have been the brother of the pedobear which is Hetero Dog. Our eyes meeted, and we both knew we were made for each other. I proceeded to take my shirt and pants off and all of a sudden I saw that a python snake was trying to eat my router, so I grabbed my dildo and smacked the snake right between her eyes. But then something unexpected happened... My hand was broken because the snake bhopped on it but I realized that I was gay and then started to look for grandads in the internet. Then I found a granddad that was willing to molest me. I gave him my address and number and told him to come to my place later in the evening. I started preparing my house: I put candles around my bath tub and applied some parfym all around the house. I took my shirt and pants off, and the doorbell rang. I ran to open the door and sadly i realised it was just a dream, cause i woke up from a loud sound coming from the street where a handful of chinese men were abusing an unicorn. It was the sexiest time of my life, which i will never forget. So i decided to join those men and stop talking about sex relations in every sentence of this story. When i was on the way to go to school, something extraordinary happened: I saw pedobare raping a young lady and i decidet to join him ,but i realised that if i join him ill be late for school ,so i am still virgin which means i am a looser or is it normal in these days to not loose my virginity in 14 years? I want to be innocent until I'll meet Bibo. i started searching "BIBO" in the internet but the only thing i could find was "bibo did it", so i started "doing it" just to be like bibo. The problem was that bibo was having a bash with his gf, then his friend showed up, edgebugged on Bibo's penis and jumpbugged on the girls face (kz_giantbean_b15 by spr1n). That was not a pretty sight at all so Bibo decided to split up and stay out of relationships for a long long time.

Frustrated about all the weird stuff happening the last days i wanted to begin with a fresh start and

start recording the demo, so i typed "record i_suck.dem" and try to bhop as much as i could, the problem was that