no-fap thread
Originally posted by kujacShock, yeah my parents are like superreligious, my father would ridicule me probably if he finds out i jerk off, because its forbidden for his religion, and he is "risponsible" for making is child religious too. They would probably dump me in some house for abandoned kids or whatever. Sensitiv3 yeah i edited it sound even better. I write very sick rhymes in my language, but in english its different, im not very good at it...
I understand your religion.And yea muslim religion is way much harder than The Orthodox faith like in russia,bulgaria,serbia,some parts of bosnia,ukraine and so on.......Well good luck with girls cuz I really couldn't understand your situation better than you :D
It's day 1 1/2 for OSAMA(!) already ;)
Day 1... starts tomorrow. :D
Originally posted by N3M0NKujac, dude slow down a little bit, you cannot bring her in bed after a first hang out unless she's a slut, give a time lol.
Originally posted by kujacI had many girls in last 3 years, some of them seem to be more relaxed, other dont, but it all ends at the same point- no sex and thats it, some relationships were longer than 3 months, and most of people who know me,, they say im looking above average, very good. I start slowly with them, i dont get to my point in first month at all, then start to go lower until i reach that restricted area...
lol m in too...fapped just now so ready to go xD...day 0
I'm in. day 0 :>
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Originally posted by n1traMcorrect me if I'm wrong, but doesn't kurac/kujac mean dick in serbian/bosnian? :D
Kurac does...
Goin for 2 weeks 14 days exact.
Some guest are coming home tonight, this will make faping much more interesting, i will do it room to room. They still didnt bust me, although sometimes it was close as fuck. Once, I was stroking in bathroom with olive oil, and in middle of fucking thing, i saw doors start to open, i had about 0.5 seconds to react properly, and i did, i slamed the door with my leg, she only saw my face-mother. This wasnt as awkvard as next one. I stroke the bitch in my bed. i was watching some nasty blonde lesbians as lean as fuck, my mother opens the door, i react fast and cover the bitch with some clothes, and she sits next to me, it was awkvard as fuck, i had boner almost jumping out, and she talked about some random bullshit, and after 3 minutes it went down.
Still alive.
Originally posted by kujac.. i had about 0.5 seconds to react properly, and i did..
Pushing the limits, huh?
OT: As far as I've understood, we do not count sex as fapping but I still need to clear some thing up. If your gf helping you with a hand, or even 2 hands, do we count it as fap ? Basicly it was not my hand and it's just a part of a process (sex), so I'm kinda lost here.
Originally posted by Sensitiv3Originally posted by kujac.. i had about 0.5 seconds to react properly, and i did..
Pushing the limits, huh?
OT: As far as I've understood, we do not count sex as fapping but I still need to clear some thing up. If your gf helping you with a hand, or even 2 hands, do we count it as fap ? Basicly it was not my hand and it's just a part of a process (sex), so I'm kinda lost here.
using your/your gf's hand,humping your bed/couch/anything counts as masturbation :P
nah, faping is an activity you do alone only. she can jerk you off as much as you (and she) want to. hf
tried this so many times, can't resist for 2 days...exept this last week i was going very well (not really it was a huge tentation) but resisted for like 4 days and then a girl gave me a hickey....oh shit, when came back home couldnt take of the boner, like 24/7 so i quit, i'm a fapper and i don't care !
one week easily survived
I thought that initial idea of all this was to see how long you can withstand temptation of ejaculating. That would make more sense.
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Originally posted by kot7ktried this so many times, can't resist for 2 days...exept this last week i was going very well (not really it was a huge tentation) but resisted for like 4 days and then a girl gave me a hickey....oh shit, when came back home couldnt take of the boner, like 24/7 so i quit, i'm a fapper and i don't care !
What? The girl hooked you so much with a simple kiss? LOL :D
Gay porn kills boner anytime, try it. Other things you can do: Put icepack on that bicth, it shrinks instantly. But in theory, boner comes from satisfaction, something you like, try watching or doing something you find disgusting, you gonna get limp.
so tonight i was playing DOTA2. And my roommate happened to change his desk position 2 days ago,which made his laptop screen goes straight to me.and after i finish one round, i'm just wondering what's he doing in this late night, without playing LOL(which he used to do with a hell of noise). Then i found he's watching porn, to be accurate it's Japanese porn(which we chinese usually watch and call it AV).and damn i saw there were like ten of them in his folder, he's just browsing them one by one ,seemed like he's selecting. later he shut down his laptop and went to bed. and i figured out he must have copied it to his mobilephone to begin his journey on bed ;P
if it was before i joined this thread's journey, i would probably think about going to find some porn and do it too(you have to know that quite a few guys often use my VIP accout of some downloader to download porns and movies,etc. and it leaves the download history, so it often makes me too lazy to go find some good porn by myself).
however, i really think i dont need to do it now, i can spare the time to do anything else, there's so many things i can do and need to handle recently.
So today is Day 8th gl to 23 days, hope so
Nice story Mik0, but thats normal. I have one very weird story to tell, i discovered this recently. My cousin, he is 4 years younger than me, he just turned 16, and he already does some sirious gay shit you wont believe. Last year i went with my familiy to his house, and i got there first, and i sneaked up to his room, when i saw him laying on back, he was covered to his chest, and one hand was behind him, i can tell he was doing something with his ass or lower back. Then i got in, he was stoned at that moment, then he realise i was already there, so he gets other hand out. Now we were talkin and he was very nervous and sitting in that tipical "boner hiding position". Im pretty sure he would say he jerkd off, but this time he didnt and he act very weird. There was just his mobile there, although he wasnt looking at it when i got in. Later all family gather and one moment he went to toilet so i grabed his mobile and look in history- this is what i found: Teen anal lesbian, young teen gape anal i remember ive seen thing called anal prolapse, when your asshole pops out, looks like he loves that. Its obviou he likes some young girls fucking each other ass, and those nasty MILF bitches puting eggplant and blewing the shit out of them self. And after that, i went to toilet, im pretty high- about 1,96. And i saw something weird on the bathroom closet(i dont know how to say this), i pick that up, it was something like a toy, but a weird one, its like he made that shit from some pieces and put condom on it. Looks like some very old cucumber rolled in condom and left there for a long time. That was it i dont need to talk more, you got the point, i havent told that to anyone near, because some shit can happen, and he is a nice guy. But he lives alone with his grandma - 70 years old, its obvious why he didnt hide that toy very well- he didnt need to, his mother is dead, father left him when he was 10... I dont blame him, but he gotta find some niggas to let him a bit more loose lol.
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