omegle
omegle is a website where u chat with strangers for fun , its more like an website for jokes so... post your conversations :)
here's the website : www.omegle.com
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Stranger: NEW FUN GAME! FIGHT ME IF YOU DAREEE! ----> http://suparoyalty.mybrute.com
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You: Hey
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You: Romania
Stranger: OMFG DRACULA!
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Stranger: Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir
You: hi gayzor
Stranger: ICELAND
Stranger: FUCK YEAAAH
You: i aint from iceland you nerd
Stranger: social democratic government finally
Stranger: me neither
You: so? what the fuck is wrong with you?
Stranger: what the fuck is wrong with your genital warts!
You: :(
You: I havent friends, you are the unique person in this world to i can talk
Stranger: they even talk
You: What are you doing?
Stranger: your mum
Stranger: you?
You: xD, but my mom is cooking,
You: i am chatting with you, its great
Stranger: yeah thats what you call it, 'cooking' ;)
You: fuck you
Stranger: fuck your mum
You: well, bye mate, nice to meet you
Stranger: aussie
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Stranger: Missbimbo?
You: dickcheese
Stranger: you have dickcheese?
Stranger: ew
You: u like?
You: its yummy
Stranger: why don't you have a wash?
You: cuz i got no bathroom
You: i live in the sewers
Stranger: You must smell
You: yea pretty bad
You: thats why when rats come near me they just die
Stranger: That's quite gross
You: hi, where u from
Stranger: england
Stranger: u?
You: bulgaria
Stranger: cool
You: well, i gotta go back to WoW cuz i got a raid, so cya stranger, hf
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You: Howdy
Stranger: no time for talking
Stranger: you are in great danger
You: life's short
You: indeed
You: i stole a beer from the fridge
Stranger: i am here to protect you
You: mob's after me now
Stranger: quick, go to the nearest gas station
You: already doing so
You: (running with my iphone)
Stranger: look for a woman named sarah, and kill her with a shoelace
Stranger: it has to be a shoelace
You: how's that gonna make my situation get better
Stranger: trust me
Stranger: no time for explanations
Stranger: just do it
You: alright saw a tight bitch there
Stranger: you have the shoelace?
You: wait till i get out one of my shoelaces i use to tie my hand when i get a dose
You: ye ye
You: already around her neck
You: what am i supposed to do afterwards
Stranger: is she dead?
Stranger: ok
You: i think she stopped breathing
Stranger: now go to the videostore down this street
Stranger: look for a man named marco
Stranger: and kill him with a banana
Stranger: it has to be a banana
You: how could i kill him with a banana :(
You: help a bit
Stranger: when you're ready to do it, you know
Stranger: ok. throw the banana in the floor
Stranger: he will slip and fall
You: i'd know when i face him with a banana in my hand?
You: good suggestion!
Stranger: then start kicking him in the head
Stranger: easy. i've done this thousands of times
You: bitch slipped and fell on the floor
Stranger: is he dead?
You: hit his head pretty bad guess he'll die from it anyways
Stranger: ok
You: wait i'll kick him a few times to make sure
You: done
You: he ain't moving
Stranger: now go to the next mall
Stranger: and kill me with a paper clip
You: how do you look like
You: killing with a paper clip is easy
You: as long as you know who you have to kill
Stranger: im the guy asking you to kill me with a paper clip. won't be hard to find
Stranger: i think i see you
You: ok, I'll start asking who wants to get killed
You: the guy with the red baseball cap?
Stranger: no. thats dave
You: damn
Stranger: don't kill dave. hes nice
Stranger: im waving at you
Stranger: oh nevermind. ill kill myself
You: stopped my hand when the paper clip was about to pierce dave's neck
Stranger: ok
You: ye would be better
Stranger: im not dead yet
You: at least you'll know how exactly
Stranger: dave got pretty scared
You: figured it out from his face
You: :/
You: before you kill yourself
You: would you want to tell me why
You: i could be one of those nice people
You: or even policeman
Stranger: if i told you, i would have to kill you
You: i'll talk with you, make you give up on that idea
You: so now i'm the victim ? :(
You: you did something bad?
Stranger: no. but if i tell you, you will be
You: raped a girl, robbed a bank
Stranger: no. im doing this to save the world
You: see you can always turn to the Church
You: :O
Stranger: i tried. they asked me to pay
You: pretty selfless act
Stranger: im not gonna pay to talk to god, you know
You: ye stupid Christians
You: always thinking about money
You: god's everywhere
You: he'll hear you as long as you pray hard
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: or if i die. ill talk to him for free
Stranger: way better
Stranger: ok. we have to do this
Stranger: do you see me?
You: you might even get a nice place
You: in heaven
You: on some cute cloud or something
You: though i'd prefer hell
You: don't like this gay shit
You: clouds/white and angels
Stranger: hell would be nice
Stranger: i heard there's a milkshake pool in heaven
Stranger: so i decided to go there
You: why should I speak with a martyr
You: when i can speak with a pimp
You: milkshake pool?
Stranger: yeah
You: that's some advertising shit
You: they lie to good people
Stranger: its next to lesbian cloud
You: in order to drag them away from hell
You: they've got lesbian cloud
Stranger: i dont think so
You: lol
You: heaven might be a nice place after all
Stranger: i heard 2 girls 1 cup was shot in heaven
You: gotta quit on drugs and stuff damn it
You: would be hard to get there
You: ye 2 girls 1 cup had something in it
Stranger: if i get in ill ask god to put you on the list
You: i'd say "God's touch"
You: the editor must have been a pretty sinless guy during his life
You: thanks mate would be nice
Stranger: god takes bribe, you know?
You: since i'm not gonna get there anyways
You: all the pimpin
You: all the drugs gone through my hands
You: bribing god
You: hm never thought of it
Stranger: hey. i heard jesus loves a pot
You: well you see
You: when i was in church
You: as a little nigger
You: i took a look at jesus
You: he looked like he smoked some hawt stuff
You: straight from Amsterdam
Stranger: jesus is a great pimp
You: giving away all those whores to poor men
You: he had to die for people's sins
Stranger: amen, brother
You: not for their desires
You: amen
Stranger: ok. ill kill myself now
You: kk i'll follow you soon after
Stranger: see you on the lesbians cloud, man
You: see you brother
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You: asddsa
Stranger: a u a gay?
You: bonjour
You: tu parlez frances?
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had to laugh so much i almost vomitted hahahahahahha
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Stranger: hii
You: hello.
Stranger: asl
You: 16
You: female
You: france
You: isn't that cool?
Stranger: 17 Male Scotland
You: haha
Stranger: have you got msn xx
You: u wear skirts, dont u?
Stranger: no because am a Male
Stranger: have you got msn.
You: yea but males were skirts too in scotland!
You: seriously
You: yea i have msn.
Stranger: well i dont were skirts haha
Stranger: do you go on cam?
You: okay so u're not gay
Stranger: no
You: yea sometimes i do
Stranger: have you ever showed your fanny or that on cam
You: yea, that's what my cam is for
Stranger: well can you show me babe x
You: hm okay, but first give me your bank account datas
You: and all credit cards you have
You: i won't steal ur money but just give them to me.
Stranger: naw haha am noo stupid
You: ?
Stranger: 28489230349020309304
Stranger: there
You: i said i will not steal ur money...
You: password?
Stranger: toolbar95
You: kay, gimmie a second i'm checking.
You: i just figured out that they are wrong. why are you lieing to me?
Stranger: im not go on cam first thn ii will give you it
You: really?
Stranger: yes babe x ii swear
You: i'f i show you my pussy you will give me all your bank accounts, credit cards and stuff with your passwords? you swear that?
Stranger: give me your msn addy the now
Stranger: ii swear babe x
You: kay i believe you
Stranger: wats your msn addy x
You: my msn id is [email protected]
Stranger: go on msn then :)
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You: hello.
Stranger: http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1570811
You: lol
Stranger: http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1570811
You: i clicked
Stranger: http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1570811
Stranger: u clicked
You: u gave me that already
You: yep
Stranger: http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1570811
You: i clicked
You: you're a retard
Stranger: http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1570811
Stranger: u clicked
You: yes
Stranger: http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1570811
You: you're a retard
Stranger: http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1570811
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You: hello.
Stranger: hey
You: how are you?
Stranger: do you have any idea how GREEN MY ASSHOLE is
You: no i don't
You: why should an asshole be green?
Stranger: well in theory
Stranger: a rash could cause it
Stranger: or a plant growing there
You: hmm that sounds logical
You: ever thought about going to a doctor?
Stranger: naw
Stranger: doctors would want to lick the green asshole
You: i'm pretty sure female doctors wouldn't
Stranger: why
You: they more like sucking cocks
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: well i suppose
Stranger: but still green assholes are tangy
You: i can get my lawn-mower and visit you
You: to cut the grass off your ass, u know
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Stranger: hello!
You: hay
You: i like turtles
Stranger: okay.
You: do you like turtles
Stranger: they are cute :')
You: i've raped a turtle once
Stranger: well good luck.
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You: hay
Stranger: hello
You: su
You: sup
Stranger: what ?
You: wad^
You: ?
Stranger: no
You: .........?
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Stranger: hee
You: sup
Stranger: good and you?
You: backwards?
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Stranger: hi!
You: hi
You: im stroking my balls for you
Stranger: please dont
You: why
Stranger: because it makes me sick
You: how come
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 female iRussia
Stranger: nothing
You: you?
Stranger: well..
Stranger: 20 m taiwan
Stranger: bad country haha..
You: omg, 7D?
You: russia is worse
Stranger: russia have alo of beautiful girl
Stranger: a lot of
You: :$
You: im stroking my nipples for you
Stranger: what is "7D" mean
You: you climb me so good
Stranger: omg= =
Stranger: u r so open
You: it's the internet, what do you expect
Stranger: u say
Stranger: you climb me so good
Stranger: and
Stranger: im stroking my nipples for you
You: yea its true
You: i wanna bhop with you in my bed ^^
Stranger: no I'm gay
You: your sensitivity is so high baby
Stranger: i love noys
Stranger: boys
You: im a dude actually.. 36yo
Stranger: well= =
Stranger: so..u r 1 or 0
You: what do you mean
Stranger: top or bottom?
You: bottom
Stranger: me too
Stranger: so we can't be lover
You: yes we can, bibo did it!
Stranger: u r bibo?
You: ROFL, yea
Stranger: ok' but we r in different country= =
You: web cam? i can trickjump for you
Stranger: no i don't have web= =
You: lj rec?
Stranger: what's that
You: longjump record?
Stranger: no i don't know hahahaha..
You: weird
Stranger: why say that= =
Stranger: we can be friend
You: like.. gay friends?
Stranger: ya if one day ....i come to russia or u come to taiwan..
You: but im 36 and you're 20
Stranger: we can take each other to local gay bar hahahaha
Stranger: that's ok
Stranger: never mind
You: do you like turtles
Stranger: u mean animal or...something= =?
You: yes
Stranger: animal? i like it
You: do you like to use a turtle as a sextoy? is that what you're saying?
Stranger: oh i misunderstand
Stranger: no idon't like it= =
Stranger: i'm virgin
You: really?
Stranger: ya
You: ajR should visit you
Stranger: haha..
Stranger: what is "ajR" mean
You: it means "all jews raped"
Stranger: =.= so exciting....haha
You: seriously, loads of people is curious.. what is your sensitivity?
Stranger: sensitivity?
Stranger: what do u mean
You: condoms, are you using sensitive ones or ones with rubber
Stranger: sensitive ones...i guess= =
You: but, you said you were a virgin
Stranger: sorry my english is poor = =
You: do you use sensitive condoms for masturbation or what?
Stranger: u maybe think i'm so stupid haha
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I thought that you said
Stranger: I am like that one kind = =
You: I've got to go, my mom is comming
You: gotta get dressed
You: bye
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: hi stranger.
You: hi stranger
Stranger: asl?
You: 12, shemale, korea
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Stranger: cia
You: NO
Stranger: ciao
You: SERIOUSLY
Stranger: what
Stranger: ?
Stranger: :D
You: IT'S DANGEROUS
Stranger: what
You: GET THE FUCK DOWN
You: GET THE FUCK DOWN AGAIN
You: IT'S AN DINOSAUR
Stranger: where
You: OH MY FUCKING GOD
You: EVERYWHERE
You: SHIT
Stranger: tell me
You: BEHIND THE BUSH
Stranger: what kind of
You: GEORGE BUSH
You: ITS THE MOTHERFUCKING T-REX
Stranger: i dont see
You: OH MY FUCKING GOD
You: its gone
You: hi, asl?
Stranger: oh that was close
Stranger: hi
Stranger: :)
You: asl?
Stranger: F 17 from finland
Stranger: u ?;)
You: S 15 iRussia
Stranger: s ?
You: shemale
Stranger: i am male
Stranger: really
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Stranger: hi!
You: hi2u
Stranger: from?
You: sweden
You: you?
Stranger: the netherlands
You: rofl
You: je moeder is een stomme maagd (your mother is a stupid virgin)
Stranger: ik ben jezus niet!            (im not jesus)
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Stranger: If you are a Hot babe then tell me what you wear right now.
If not please Disconnect now...
You: i dont wear panties
Stranger: go on
You: I am male
You: does this bother you?
Stranger: If you are a Hot babe then tell me what you wear right now.
If not please Disconnect now...
Stranger: it's not that hard
i lulz at this
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Stranger: hey im dave
You: hey im barrack
Stranger: how are you barrack
You: fine
Stranger: fine?
You: why do you use this service
Stranger: are you from finland?
You: no
Stranger: i go on omegle to find bisexual guys to talk to
HAHAHAHHAHA zyllEE =DDDDDD 7D 1!!!!1 HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
You: ajR should visit you
Stranger: haha..
Stranger: what is "ajR" mean
You: it means "all jews raped
:D
26/04/2009 22:19(edited 26/04/2009 22:20)Might aswell post mine post :)
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Stranger: haii
You: H3Y
Stranger: asl
You: Im M (priest). 20 and I speak oger
Stranger: thats fucked
You: But I love wow
Stranger: i support haidie
You: So I actually learned the ogerlanguage
You: I have like 20 chars in wow, level 70 all
Stranger: i had a mango server
Stranger: shit
You: priest, fighter and man
You: everything you could Imagine
You: I even got married man
Stranger: i had like the cleasned ashbringer and shit
Stranger: XD
Stranger: ahha
You: To a chick I met in wow
You: Well we went to this lanparty
You: And we married in the game
Stranger: i got tier6 on my warrior
Stranger: XD
Stranger: nice work brudda
Stranger: is she hot?
You: Thanks
You: Yeah dude, level 70 priest, female 'n shit
You: h00t h00t h00t!
Stranger: XD
Stranger: u got msn?
You: no
You: I only talk in wow
Stranger: k, well i waz bout to say if u got it i could show u how to goin my mates server
Stranger: u cud be a DM
Stranger: and get all the shit in the world
You: my gf sais i cant use msn because she wants me in the game 24/7
Stranger: oh
Stranger: thats fucked
You: it's ok
Stranger: how du u get the money to pay for it?
Stranger: that shit adds up man
You: I get sponsored by my parents
Stranger: ARE U SERIOUS!
You: Im only 36 so I live at home
Stranger: im 16 ^.^
You: Oh shit
Stranger: what pc u runnin?
Stranger: nah man its kewl
You: amd athlon 2000 mhz+, mx 400 graphics. 1gb ram
Stranger: u need a new pc man
Stranger: amd suck
Stranger: i neva heard what a MX400 is lol
You: iT'S oldschool!
Stranger: go build urself one
You: I dont work
You: I just play wow
You: sell gold on ebay
Stranger: :-|
Stranger: really?
You: yy
Stranger: how much money u make from that?
You: like 10 bucks a week maybe
You: So I can buy coke
Stranger: u need a job mate
Stranger: seriosuly
You: nah
Stranger: ur killing urself
Stranger: im 16 and i dnt game that much
Stranger: i play abit of cod and bf every now and then
You: im fat too actually, but i like it. I get like 10-15 cheezeburgers when I eat, fucking awsome
Stranger: and major halo3 phreak but man
Stranger: :/ ur killin urself man
Stranger: u can do better than play wow
You: but wow is my life
Stranger: no it aint
Stranger: thats just a game
You: im hoping blizz will pick me up as a player 24/7 gm at their server
You: a game? are you nuts man, it's ma life, I got a gf there and everythin
Stranger: games are just for fun
Stranger: have u been layed?
You: Dude, my chick in wow she puts out everyday
Stranger: she gave ya a head job? u fingerd here?
Stranger: i mean in real life
You: We do stripteases /dance and unequip clothes and shit, it's awsome
Stranger: except u jackin off over each other on wow
Stranger: over cam?
Stranger: or wow
You: wow
Stranger: man real life is so much better
You: I mean in wow /dance
Stranger: oh dude
Stranger: have u had sex?
You: only in wow
Stranger: :(
Stranger: oh dude
Stranger: stop playin wow
Stranger: get a real gf, get laid
Stranger: ive had sex
Stranger: im 16
Stranger: wake up
Stranger: im sorry
You: Was she fat
Stranger: but someones gotta tell ya
Stranger: nah
Stranger: she waz a fucking stunner
You: you got any cheezepuffs man
You: Im hungry
Stranger: nah soz man
You: come on
Stranger: i live in australia
You: hook a brother up
Stranger: du u want me to ply u some over?
Stranger: *fly
You: yeah man
Stranger: got 600buks spare?
Stranger: ive jsut ran out
Stranger: *jsut
Stranger: *just
You: Just drop them off in mulgure
You: Ill be waiting
You: dancing with my chick
Stranger: ive been duing up car
Stranger: soz man :(
Stranger: no luck
Stranger: i dnt play wow anymore
Stranger: it waz just a fad
You: why
Stranger: and its gorn
You: wow is best man
You: the shit
Stranger: so is halo
You: halo sucks dude
Stranger: but its not real
You: you cant get married in that shit
You: You gotta use the levels man
Stranger: GET MARRIED I REAL LIFE MAN
Stranger: u got someone to be with
Stranger: for ever an ever, to hold each other
Stranger: to feal eath others wamth
Stranger: to tell each other ur problems
Stranger: to support each other thru the hard times u mite face
You: yeah man i got my chick in wow that's all I need
You: women are to complicated
Stranger: no its not
Stranger: no their not
Stranger: talk to them
You: I had this chick in third grade she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I was like fuck that
Stranger: tell them
Stranger: what ur problems are
Stranger: they will listen
Stranger: aslong as u listen to the
Stranger: *them
You: Seen shrek?
Stranger: yerp
You: I look like him
You: except more fat
Stranger: well get in the gym
Stranger: u cna still turn ur life around
You: I do like 150 pushups a day man
Stranger: pffft
You: in wow
You: I dont loose no weight
You: I was like wtf
Stranger: get ur ass of that chair and get out and run like a crazy fucker
You: Maybe if I put it on and do pushups all night I'd wake up slim??
Stranger: and dnt stop
Stranger: WOW IS FAKE MAN
Stranger: its not real life
You: IS IS REAL
Stranger: du u really hav a sowrd?
You: sword???
Stranger: can heal people?
You: I do
Stranger: can u be 17 people at once?
You: Ofcourse
You: and i fly to the store on my magic horse
Stranger: :-|
Stranger: ur crazy
Stranger: dude ive had sex, i got a gf in real life. i see her nearly every day at skewl. and we really do love each other
You: Im pimping me out for my chick tonight, I bought this leathershield and leatherarmor 100 a + and it's gonna be a wild night, let's just say that
Stranger: theirs nothing to come close to that
Stranger: to be able to touch ur gf
You: Can I buy chicks for 1000g??
Stranger: well if u got msn ide be happy to pull u bak into line later man, but i gotta go n get to bed
Stranger: nah
Stranger: u can use ur words, ur love to buy them
Stranger: ur dnt actually buy them
You: I never sleep
You: I sleep like 1h each night
You: so I can play more
Stranger: yea, ur gona die man
You: What about hoes
You: I bought them in gta4
Stranger: nah
You: seems nice
Stranger: how often do you go outside?
You: I dont
Stranger: ;-|
You: I order my shit home with a deliverytruck
Stranger: well life isnt like that
You: They just drop em off
Stranger: u see what u duing? ur being a fucking pussy
Stranger: face the WORLD!
Stranger: see where you are!
Stranger: see where other people are!
You: Dude your right
You: I should get the leathershield instead of the steelshield
Stranger: fuck wow
Stranger: ura fucking tossa
Stranger: im starting to hate u
Stranger: acutally my patients are gorn
You: aw
You: It's ok, I get that
Stranger: i hope one day, u fucking WAKE THE FUCK UP U STUPID FUCK!
Stranger: GET A FUCKING LIFE!
Stranger: WOW ISNT A LIFE!
Stranger: GET HELTHY!
You: But I pay for it just like life
Stranger: I DOUBT U WILL LIVE ONE MORE YEAR!
Stranger: U WILL DIE!
You: I did this for 20 years man
Stranger: EXACTLY!
Stranger: please
Stranger: do this for me
Stranger: i actually care unlike some people
Stranger: get of ur ass
Stranger: go for a walk down ur street
You: wHERE are you from?
Stranger: australia
Stranger: queensland
Stranger: ima pure aussie with heart
You: aha
You: Im usually hangout in Moonglade
Stranger: ur jsut playin with me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: fool
You: what
Stranger: u cant tell sarcasm over txt very well
Stranger: :/'
You: lol
You: roflmao
Stranger: :/
Stranger: well i cbf going to skewl 2moz
Stranger: so im gona stay up later
You: Okay man, i wish you the best of luck in wow, and may you get level 70 quick
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: let me show u something
You: ok
Stranger: fucking_her_shaved_pussy.jpg (Fixed this link so no minors click it)
Stranger: u see that chick
Stranger: that could be ur gf
Stranger: that dick thats in her
Stranger: that could be urs
Stranger: and trust me
Stranger: there is NOTHING LIKE SEX!
Stranger: REAL SEX!
Stranger: u cud be there sittin on that washing machine, fucking the shit outa her
You: I think I saw this pic 2 years ago
Stranger: yea its old
You: someone posted it in wow
Stranger: u wanna see my gf?
You: hm
You: I can show you me and my chick
Stranger: pass on a message to your gf, here it is here *GET A FUCKING LIFE BITCH*
Stranger: yea waht ever
Stranger: how thou
You: http://img.tar.hu/scarabe/img/27146384.jpg
Stranger: that not real ife douche
Stranger: ill show u my chick
You: :)
You: /opens c:/pics/xxx
Stranger: ahha not even
You: nono I do, im gonna put it thee
You: And btw you think im some kind of phedophile or some shit
You: I dotn wanna see ur 15 year old gf
Stranger: shez 14
Stranger: but im showin u real life shit
Stranger: unlike urs
You: nah im good man
You: if you post Ill disconnect
Stranger: fine
Stranger: well newho man, i hope u wake up to urself
Stranger: ur wasting ur time with wow
You: Oh well i gotta go fight some polarbears so I'll see you around dude
Stranger: and killing urself to
You: yeah ok
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haha moxx !!!! knew it man hahha
hahahah look at this:
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You: hi
Stranger: girl?
You: no
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You: Hi
You: Hello?
Stranger: Hi :)
You: Oh, whatsup?
Stranger: gooed
Stranger: you
You: Im feeling zylleastic!
You: What are you doing?
Stranger: that means
You: Im sorry, zyllastic i mean... *stupid me* huh
You: Anyhow.. What are you doing?
Stranger: male or femal ?
You: Im a female.
You: You?
You: In my freetime i penetrate goats, just for fun!
Stranger: whaha
You: I also like to watch horror movies and give my cat a handjob
You: Do you know zyllEE?
Stranger: why i meet only crazy peeps over here
You: I dont know..
You: Do you know zyllEE?
Stranger: do u have msn ?
You: Do you know zyllEE?
Stranger: were u from
You: Do you know zyllEE?
You: Im from zyllEEland
Stranger: no i dont know zyllEE
You: Ok, hes a nice dude.
You: Hes god among gods you know!
Stranger: zyLLEEland is that new sealand ? close to australia
You: Yes, thats correct!
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: ah, crazy peeps there living ?like peeps of Lord of the Rings
You: Yeah, mostly hobbits and great wizards
Stranger: i am from Holland
You: Oh, I used to smoke alot of ganja, but now i only smoke the zyllEE
You: Do you want me to pass that zyllEE shit?
Stranger: sure :)
Stranger: do u have msn
You: Yeah i do.
Stranger: ?
You: YES
You: Patience my son.
Stranger: what is your email
You: [email protected]
Stranger: whaha
You: Do you laugh like that?
Stranger: yeah bye
You: "whaha" ?
You: Bye?[/blockquote]
Everyone love zyllEE
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Stranger: I got a big wet pussy waiting for ya
You: zyllEE?
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Stranger: FUCKING BITCH
You: zyllEE?
Stranger: YOU BETTER BE ANGEL
You: zyllEE?
Stranger: WHAT. NIGGER I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE SAYING
You: zyllEE?
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Stranger: my fucking car!
You: zyllEE?
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Such a funny convertasions especially zyllEE's 7D thing.. :D
HAHAHAHA Awesome!
Sorry Moxx and omilo :D
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Stranger: Play WoW?
You: hi
You: I play Moxx
You: it's better
Stranger: WTF IT THAT
Stranger: ^-^
You: it's a llama
You: best MMORPG ever
Stranger: XD
Stranger: Never
You: wanna try it?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: is better
Stranger: sure
You: let me find the url
You: xtreme-jumps.eu
You: ask for Moxx and his llama
You: what's your level in WoW?
Stranger: 80
You: wow...
You: I'm level 100 on Moxx
Stranger: WTF IS MOXX
Stranger: XD
You: Best game ever
You: You can ride llamas
You: flying llamas ofc
You: what's your server on WoW?
Stranger: Kragjin EP
You: ah
You: my server is called omilo
You: you know omilo?
Stranger: Wtf?
You: it's a private server
You: he opens his legs every night at 11pm
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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: fine
You: you?
Stranger: good thanks
Stranger: where are you from
You: greenland
You: do you wanna exchange a 22 year old, blond, sexy and communicative boy named Joye for a pack of cigarettes?
Stranger: lol wtf
You: im waitng for answer..
Stranger: who gets the sigarettes
You: it's a good price
You: you'll get a boy
You: just for a pack of cigarettes
Stranger: i guess i would then
You: i need to contact you
You: my email is [email protected]
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moxx that was awesome
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi !!!
You: wow, you're hot
Stranger: yeah i know that !
You: ON FIRE BABY!
Stranger: lets dance !!
You: YEA!
Stranger: asl ?
You: how big are your boobs
You: 18 male irussia
You: you?
Stranger: zyllee ye !
You: LOL
You: WTF
Stranger: ahahahah
You: LOL
Stranger: what
You: WTF
Stranger: AHAHA
You: who are you
Stranger: DUNNO
Stranger: i am your fan #1
You: wtf
You: stfu
You: who are you
Stranger: wont talk to u
Stranger: FU
You: I WIN
Stranger: AH DAMN IT
Stranger: lj rec ?
You: almost 245
Stranger: ahaha mine is 248
You: you win
You: cj rec?
Stranger: 1:1 now
Stranger: 254
Stranger: u ?
You: darn
You: 253 n a half
Stranger: 2:1 MWHAHA
Stranger: what about bhop lj
You: 240
Stranger: ah fu
Stranger: 238
You: lol seriously how did u know it was me
Stranger: your iRussia
Stranger: :D
You: im from sweden
Stranger: yeah i know
Stranger: u r so sexy !
You: old
You: WHO ARE YOU
You: this is gay
Stranger: but bibo did it
You: 1920 users online
Stranger: 2885
Stranger: 1885*
You: and you find me lolzLzlz
Stranger: ahahah !
You: haha
You: who are you
You: seriously
Stranger: nah wont tell u
You: this is uhhsum
Stranger: just guess
You: noway hombrei
You: im gonna post this on xj
Stranger: AHAHAHAH
You: lets start over
You: asl?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: 23 female greece
Stranger: u
You: 42 shemale iRussia
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: so gross
Stranger: and so fckin old
You: yea, im kicking my boobs every step
You: its annoying
Stranger: are they big ?
Stranger: or extra big
You: yea, have you seen southpark
You: the teacher with boobs to her feet
Stranger: we dont have a tv here in greece
You: o ye
Stranger: oh yea shebaby !
You: you use 3d glasses and look in the toilet
Stranger: yeah
You: don't you
You: knew it
Stranger: how do u know that ?
You: eDark, brain of XJ
You: you know
Stranger: what is it
You: I WANNA KNOW WHO YOU ARE
You: GOD DAMNIT
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAH
You: tell me
Stranger: damn gonna save this
Stranger: or ill post it myself
Stranger: "D
You: u r
You: I SWEAR TO GOD
Stranger: ye i am
You: I WANNA KNOW WHO YOU ARE
You: ITS DRIVING ME NUTS
You: I SAY IM 18,SHEMALE FROM IRUSSIA
You: AND YOU KNOW ITS ME?
You: WTF
Stranger: yeah cuz i just saw your post with this shit
Stranger: ahahaha
Stranger: :D
Stranger: so fckin funny
You: ¤#%#¤"&#&
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: 19xx users online and I find a random kz player FIRST fucking dude i talk to
Stranger: ur my second one
Stranger: AHAHA
You: seriously
You: tell me who you are, im gonna kill you
You: sw bw noduck noscope slowmo dropcj
Stranger: im gonna kill u with my uber powah
Stranger: so no way ur gonna win this
You: I have clamydia.
Stranger: fu
Stranger: well just guess my country then
Stranger: :D
You: BULGARIA
You: vodkaboy hi
You: ?
Stranger: not
You: k
You: hm
You: finland, sweden,norway,denmark,usa,russia?
You: ffs i suck, that's all I know
Stranger: none of them
You: lithuania
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: AHAHAHA
You: gnomas,dacca stfu
Stranger: not
You: if it's fof im gonna cut your troath
Stranger: wrong again
You: he b temy
Stranger: again
You: hmmmmmm
Stranger: ahahahaha
You: dude
You: who else is from lithuania
You: OH
You: wait
You: that Wikuz guy?
Stranger: AHAHAH
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: :DDDDDDDD
You: lol
You: hay sir
Stranger: sup
You: isnt as fun anymore when i know who it is
You: !"#%##¤/+
Stranger: Awwwwwww
You: ima post this on xj right now
You: and i wanna talk to strangers, cu later!!!!111111
Stranger: with all the shit ?
You: was fun!!11
You: yea ofc
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: !
You: bye!
Stranger: :DDDDD
Stranger: bb
wat
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: whats up
You: are you a nigga ?
Stranger: not much you
Stranger: no haha
You: ofc
You: you are
You: dont you see ?
Stranger: no im white
You: a white nigaa
You: omg
Stranger: ha no
You: dont be shine
You: tell me
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