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HAHAHA second guy I talk to.. wow, can't believe it ;]

Originally posted by EyyuB

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 18 shemale irussia
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: again u
Stranger: D
You: LOL
You: SERIOUSLY?
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You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: oh cmon man
Stranger: :DDDDDD
You: hahaha
You: im laughing my penis off
Stranger: SAME
Stranger: almost.
You: hahaha
You: how is this possible
Stranger: dunno
Stranger: :D:D:D:
You: bibo did it
You: !"#!!%
Stranger: and now we did it !
You: hahaha
You: i cant believe this shit
You: i gotta post this aswell
Stranger: AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
You: but im leaving you now, you're a female, im looking for strong men
You: BYE!
Stranger: fu shebaby !
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You: ..
Stranger: ..
You: -___-
Stranger: ~
You: X________________________X
Stranger: >-------<
You: - -"
Stranger: ==!
You: x:]
You: <:3
You: pwnd
Stranger: ( ⊙ o ⊙ )
You: WTF
Stranger: (⊙o⊙)…
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You: (>*_*)> <(^_^)> <(*_*<)

I'm new at this so forgive me! I got some more shit but I guess this is the best one :D

[blockquote]Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Drinking alone seperates the men from the boys
You: I like to drink
You: I also like turtles, but thats irrelevant
Stranger: me to
Stranger: wut u drink
You: Pretty much anything
Stranger: same
You: Havent got used to whisky yet though.
You: Not sure if I want to either.
You: But, do you belive there is extra terrestial life out there?
You: I'd like to buy an ET a proper beer!
Stranger: yes dont you
Stranger: ive honoustly seen a "ufo"
You: I've seen one... Annoying part is that nobody belives me ...
You: It's so frustrating
Stranger: i know exactly what your saying
Stranger: very annoying
You: Yeh
You: I even went to psyciatric ward for speaking it out loud :/
Stranger: really lool
You: I was like 16 then. So thats 6 years ago
Stranger: oh ya
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 20
You: Ok.
Stranger: yep
You: Let's talk more about ufo's
You: Did you see an ET or a UFO (=undefined flying object)
Stranger: ufo
Stranger: u?
You: I saw a bright light pass by in the night sky
You: Then it beamed something on the surface of the Earth. Was too scared to go and take a look.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: thats crazy
You: but there was a missing girl in the newspapers the very next day
Stranger: holy
You: What did you do about your findings?
Stranger: i saw a big disc shaped thing flying with red balls around it hovering around
Stranger: nothin really no one believed it so just gave up
Stranger: i was with a friend as well
You: How did your friend take it?
Stranger: we ran
Stranger: after we watched for a minute and it took off like lightening quick
You: Wow
You: I'm so hard now
Stranger: waht
Stranger: what?
You: Oh, forgot to mention UFO/ET make me horny
Stranger: ill stick my dick so far up your ass youll cry
Stranger: in your slippery shitty asshole
You: Would you really?
Stranger: rock your world with my dink
You: Wow, dude thats just way out of line there...
Stranger: fuck your ass till it bleeds
Stranger: cumm all over your ass afterwords
Stranger: with blood covered cum
You: How big pen is that you have?
Stranger: dont write with pens
Stranger: all i know is that my cocks gona be up that ass soon
You: How soon?
Stranger: wen my beers gone
Stranger: no im jk i prefer fucking my grandfather because he cant resist very well anymore hes to old
You: Can't wait
Stranger: pound that ass all night and he cant do a thing about it
You: I wont resist
Stranger: eh jim
You: Are you stroking yourself right now?
Stranger: sally jones?
Stranger: no
You: Please do so
Stranger: please not
Stranger: fuckin fag
Stranger: jesus christ
You: You wanted to put one up my ass!
Stranger: get real bucko
You: Oh, now IM coming there!
Stranger: fuckin goofball
You: God damnit, gonna rip that UFO ass UP!
Stranger: bitch nig
Stranger: Drinking alone seperates the men from the boys
You: You like to drink alone?
Stranger: umm ya ? im a male
Stranger: not female
You: You have any friends?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: obviously buckray
Stranger: i dirtbike
You: you should clean the bike so it's not dirty anymore. Hahah, see what I just did there! I made up a joke! Hahah
Stranger: no your fucked
You: Where and when?
Stranger: your from texas
You: How's that beer going?
You: Are you from Texas?
Stranger: beers goin great fag sta
Stranger: watch your lip or ill hit it
You: George W. Bush was the greatest president ever. In any country.
Stranger: no
You: Yes
Stranger: no
You: YARRR
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FRESH MEAT!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Where you from?
Stranger: Amsterdam - Holland
Stranger: u?
You: I'm from Finland
You: I know something in dutch!
You: Hang on
You: dont be offended!
You: je moeder is een stomme maagd
Stranger: hahaa
Stranger: where did u learned that
You: ajR taught zyllEE and zyllEE taught me.
Stranger: ?
You: sexy beasts.
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: :P
You: :)
You: How old are you? I'm 18
Stranger: what's ur name, i"m 22
You: btw, correction akM not ajR
You: But ajR is sexy too.
You: My name is Robin.
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awesome zyllee :D

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: u have beautiful eyes
Stranger: hi
Stranger: o rly?
You: ye
Stranger: *_*
Stranger: YOU ARE AWESOME
Stranger: TY A LOT
You: thanks!!
Stranger: =D
Stranger: i want get marry with u
You: when and where?
Stranger: now
Stranger: here
Stranger: omegle
You: nice, but i don't want to get married with you, let's have a sex better?
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: then..
Stranger: gtfo
You: :(?
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Mom Killed by Communist

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hello, Im from Vietnam, and you?
You: im from USA
You: are you a communist?
Stranger: no
You: hmmmm
You: are you sure?
Stranger: yes
You: ok then
You: that's good
You: because my mother was slain by a communist
You: and i still hold a grudge
You: so i guess that makes you a socialist then?
Stranger: very sab
Stranger: sad
Stranger: my name Quang
Stranger: man
Stranger: 27 year
You: hi Quangmire
Stranger: worker printing ofset
Stranger: and you?
You: i am Shawheen
You: 12 year
You: worker WoW gold farmer
Stranger: oh shawheen
Stranger: i very sad beacause a comunist
Stranger: i peace,
You: that's what my mother's murderer said
You: and then he dropped her ear on the ground
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: im sory
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Tractor Applejuice

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: sup man
You: i'm looking for a tap and die and some WD 40
You: hello?
You: sir?
Stranger: man
Stranger: little man
You: yes?
You: how may i be of aid?
Stranger: why you adult so crazy
You: sir?
You: i'm a mere child
Stranger: i am a boy
You: how dare you address me as a crazy adult
You: may i ask you a personal question?
Stranger: many come to here are crazy
You: where?
Stranger: i wonder if youare
Stranger: i am 8
You: you speak to me in fragments!!
Stranger: sorry
You: please refrain from tapping your Enter key until you've successfully typed a complete sentence
You: so.. may i ask you a personal question?
Stranger: yeah,what is up?
You: the sky
You: what is down?
Stranger: sorry ,i have to go mama is callingme
Stranger: bye
You: wait
You: please don't leave me
You: tell your mother you must stay
You: are you still there?
Stranger: ,yeah
You: i'm going to miss you :(
You: are you going to leave me?
Stranger: i have said to mama
You: doesn't it make you sad to know that once you leave, you'll never see me again?
You: will mama let you stay?
Stranger: i dont know you
You: you break my young heart..
Stranger: just 10 mintines
You: after all we've been through
You: i can't believe it's come down to this
Stranger: you are also young man?
You: 10 mintines, as you call them, is enough time to build a life-long friendship
You: well.. age is relative
You: we're all young
Stranger: ok,are you a boy or a gril?
Stranger: i am boy
You: well now, that's a story for another day
You: let's not get ahead of ourselves
Stranger: ok,mama say dont tell anyone zbout us
Stranger: you are right
You: your mama is a wise woman
You: so tell me, will you miss me when i'm gone?
Stranger: yeah she is wise
Stranger: sometime
You: it's just a shame the apple didn't fall far from the tree
You: however, the apple got ran over by a tractor
Stranger: go on
You: all that was left was a mutilated shred of apple shrapnel
You: are you following me?
You: what i'm doing here is called making an analogy
You: are you familiar with the term?
Stranger: no,
You: that's ok
Stranger: sorry
You: because you're still helping to strengthen the analogy
Stranger: but when i will be a known man ]
You: i believe that you have hope, young sir
Stranger: mama say if you work hard
You: well.. no matter how hard the apple works, doesn't change the fact that a tractor ran over it
Stranger: that a pity
You: it's like pouring urine on a burning corpse
Stranger: but before ran over we can do smothing
Stranger: do you think so
You: yes, but i'm talking after-the-fact here
You: the apple i'm referring to is living in the past
Stranger: i know
You: good
Stranger: how to do next step
You: well.. i'm afraid there are no more steps, my friend
You: you've come to the end of the road
You: the other apples, however, will go on to live another day
Stranger: wo can't do anything ?
You: but some apples just weren't meant to be
You: listen to me, kiddo
Stranger: ok
You: NEVER say you can't do anything
You: sometimes life gives you apples
You: and sometimes tractors come along and make applejuice
You: but there's one truth that is inevitable
You: do you know what that is?
Stranger: yes
You: i'm impressed
Stranger: you are a knownman
You: indeed i am
You: you've read about me?
Stranger: yeah
You: tell me about it
You: which of my works have you read?
Stranger: teather
Stranger: teacher
You: ah, one of my classics
You: do you remember the moral to that one?
Stranger: sorry
You: you're absolutely correct!
You: apology
You: the ultimate cleansing
Stranger: sorry
You: and you got the second one as well!
You: redundance
You: the spiritual renewal is always changing
Stranger: mama is coming
You: is she going to take you?
Stranger: yeah
You: alright then
You: just remember
You: before you go
Stranger: mama say i have to say thank you to talk with you
You: you're very welcome
You: but listen
You: there's something important i must tell you before you leave
Stranger: what
You: no matter how many apples fall from the tree, you'll always be the one the got ran over by a tractor
You: and for that, my friend, you should be thankful
You: alright, take care
You: i'm off to get a cup of apple juice
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You: sup ?
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Stranger: ur giving me a headache
You: your giving me an erection

Originally posted by boom.dll

You: asl pls
Stranger: 草泥马
You: wtf?!
Stranger: you dont know 草泥马
Stranger: ？
You: umm no?
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wtf is that? =)

You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Stranger: whats wrong?!?
You: You! Don't masturbate! :(
Stranger: omg not this again?
Stranger: how many times do i have to say
You: Again?
Stranger: till u get it
You: You lajk it!
Stranger: i;m sure u know the answer
You: SHEMALE
Stranger: lajk?
Stranger: you're a shemale?
Stranger: interesting
You: Why not?
You: It's adorable
Stranger: of course IT is
You: You swing my dick right round right round
Stranger: actually i dont
You: :( Pig
Stranger: u do it all on your own
Stranger: am ot
Stranger: not*
You: Do it for me. I'm lazy
Stranger: not interested really
Stranger: lets try smt else
You: I know you are.. Mostly those shemale bears..
You: Try to think of it.
Stranger: what is a shemale bear?
You: VERY interessting
You: shemale bear? Good question, you can't see the difference
Stranger: bleah i'm bored