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Bad one ;/

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: stranger?
You: yea
Stranger: :D
Stranger: great
You: my mom told me not to talk to strangers
Stranger: well
You: and you're the stranger here
Stranger: that's why chatting in here
You: oh snap
Stranger: we arent talking, isnt it?
You: im actually eyeballin the screen
You: wondering how you look like
Stranger: ooouh ok
Stranger: i look like a fool
You: a, v/p, l?
Stranger: are u some pervert looking for a girl?
Stranger: because im not a girl
You: i don't care
You: you have a hole aswell, don't you?
Stranger: now...thats scary
You: I'd <3 2 c u p t qtie
Stranger: how i hope u are some pervert looking for a girl now
Stranger: :|
You: age v/p location?
Stranger: i am 16 yrs old
Stranger: from singapore
You: v/p?
Stranger: what is v/p?
You: vagina or penis
Stranger: penis
You: good.. wow
Stranger: u mean, the one i have..or the one i want?
You: coz i've been talking to tons of shemales lately
You: and it's scaring the shit outta me
Stranger: why?
You: do you need to ask?
Stranger: hold on..where are u from?
You: fucking dragqueens
You: im from russia, my name is Omgo
Stranger: i thought u are from USA
You: how come
Stranger: because u stupid like most of american
You: dude, cmon..
Stranger: u are american!!
Stranger: ahahaha..am i right? or am i right?
You: supa and brian wouldn't like your attitude
You: no you're not
Stranger: gotcha..u are american
Stranger: ok, prove to me u are not american
You: you smell, sir
You: HOW?
Stranger: say something stupid about american
Stranger: no..no
You: they are all fat?
You: they eat hamburgers for breakfast everyday
Stranger: where is singapore?
You: how the fuck would i know, im 2cool4school
You: seriously i dont know lol
Stranger: u are american!!
Stranger: ahahaha
Stranger: right there..i know u are american
You: haha
You: no dude, you're wrong
Stranger: c'man dude..it's not wrong being an american
Stranger: it's ok
You: IM NOT AN FUCKING AMERICAN
You: YOU STUPID WIENER
You: #¤%¤&
You: im from russia
Stranger: see..
Stranger: thats american
Stranger: no..no
Stranger: russian wont says all that crap
You: ................
Stranger: i am chatting with american
You: russians is stupid aswell
Stranger: ahahaha
You: i hate being an russian
Stranger: maybe..but they cant beat american
You: it's like.. im addicted to slowmotion
Stranger: american on the top
Stranger: why u need to lie?
You: IM NOT LYING
Stranger: is it really that bad being an american?
You: man..
Stranger: ok..ok...
You: my father forces me to use a buttplug 24/7
Stranger: one more question
Stranger: did u fucking hate chinese?
You: all except k3g, yeah
Stranger: ahahahaa
Stranger: there...
Stranger: american again
You: i dont hate them, i dislike them
You: k3g is awesome tho..
You: but to the rest of the chinese guys
You: iiN your face
Stranger: oh my god
You: god doesnt exist, dude
Stranger: i am chatting with american who lie he is a russian
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: right there, again...american
Stranger: they dont believe in god
You: .......
Stranger: ok man
You: i've killed a bear with my boner
Stranger: i got to move on
You: NO
You: don't leave me
Stranger: gonna see if there is any american who will admit to me he is an american
You: SERIOUSLY DUDE
Stranger: what?
You: im not an american
You: i swear to god
Stranger: why so serious?
You: i mean jesus
Stranger: i dont give a damn
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i came here to talk to stranger
You: im a fucking stranger
Stranger: and i dont care where are u from
You: you don't know me?
Stranger: yeah
You: exactly
Stranger: u right
Stranger: u are stranger
You: what's the time?
You: it's vagina!
Stranger: ok..i'll stay
Stranger: can i see you dick?
Stranger: your penis
Stranger: or whatever u have down there
You: i gotta admit something to you
Stranger: c'mon man
Stranger: not now
You: i have an artificial penis
Stranger: why artificial?
You: well
Stranger: now..i got to move on
You: a horse kicked me in the nuts
You: NO
Stranger: i wanna see some penis
Stranger: I WANNA SEE SOME FUCKING PENIS
Stranger: i dont come here just to chat
You: i just told you
You: i doesn't have a real one
You: i have an artificial penis
Stranger: sigh...
Stranger: balls?
Stranger: what about balls?
You: balls..
You: i have 2 footballs
Stranger: hold on there
You: na im kidding with you
You: i have no balls
You: the horse kicked em away
You: faaar far away
Stranger: u dont have penis
Stranger: u have vagina
Stranger: i knew it!!
Stranger: u are american girl
You: if i had a vagina i wouldn't be on here looking for young boys to talk to
Stranger: thats dont sound quite right to me
You: I LIKE BOYS, OK?
Stranger: if i had a vagina, i come here looking for young boys
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: ok
You: that's the reason im talking to you
Stranger: are u gay?
You: no, im a fag
You: 2 different things
Stranger: really?
You: u r
Stranger: can a fag fap?
You: I just farted.
Stranger: fuck
You: I'd <3 2 c u p t more than anything in the world
Stranger: thats not gonna turn me on
You: why not?
Stranger: now seriously got to move on
You: no, man
Stranger: nice talking to u, american!!
You: screw you
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AHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHH
ANOTHER ONE zyllEE, sir.

s1gh. Are you living in US?

You: You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Stranger: impressive
Stranger: where are you from?
You: You have great legs. What time do they open?

ROFL :D

hahahaha s1gh =)

best pick`up lines ever!!... and to think u almost had a chance until the poo eating xD

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WASSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP
Stranger: asd asd asd asd asd asd a
Stranger: CO MOOON
You: WUT UP BIZATCH
Stranger: FKN SHITe
You: DAYUM THTZ CRAP
Stranger: COME AND GET MEE
You: IM COMING
You: WHERE AM I GOING TO
Stranger: BUSH 10 O
Stranger: CLOCK
You: THAT ONLY GIVES ME 10 MINUTES
Stranger: NO
Stranger: MOVE TO THAT BUSH, 10 O'CLOCK
Stranger: YOU HAVE TIME
You: OK IM MOVING
You: MOVED
Stranger: ROGER
You: MY TODGER
Stranger: DISEMBARK
You: MAN OVERBOARD
You: EVACUATE
You: OMMMMMMG EVACUAAAAAAAAAAAATE
Stranger: BOARD SHIP
You: THE FIRE IS SPREADING THRU MY BUSH
Stranger: DISENGAGE
You: WHEN OPENING OVERHEAD BINS CHECK FOR DISLODGED LUGGAGE
Stranger: REGROUP AT THAT TREE, 5 O'CLOCK
You: IT COULD FALL ON YOU OR NEIGHBOURS HEAD
You: BARREL ROLL TO TREE
Stranger: ROGER
You: THATS THE CORRECT HOLE
Stranger: NEGATIVE
Stranger: FIRE IN THAT HOLE
You: TRY NEXT HOLE
Stranger: BOARD THAT HOLE, 2 O'CLOCK
You: TICKETS PLEASE
Stranger: NEGATIVE
Stranger: THE TICKET IS A LIE
You: INVALID TICKET
You: BARCODE DENIES ENTRY
Stranger: FIRE IN THE TICKET
You: FIRE ENGULFS EARTH
You: REGROUP ON MARS
Stranger: ROGER
Stranger: 2: NEGATIVE
You: IS THIS THE CORRECT ENTRANCE
Stranger: FIRE IN THE ENTRANCE
Stranger: DISENGAGE
You: CALL THE FIRE SERVICE
You: 999
Stranger: NEGATIVE
You: NO FIRE SERVICE ON MARS
Stranger: MOVE TO THAT ROCK, 11 O CLOCK
You: NO PHONE SERVICE
You: ARRIVES ON ROCK
Stranger: TARGET THAT CORRECT ENTRANCE
Stranger: WEAPONS FREE
You: INSTANT RELIEF
Stranger: ADVANCE
You: GOGOGO
Stranger: MOVE TO THAT MARS, 12 O CLOCK
You: MORE BARREL ROLLS
You: BARREL ROLL INTO ETERNITY
You: GOING
You: GOING
You: GONE
Stranger: 2 DISEMBARK
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really bad one, but felt like bumping the post!

Originally posted by Gargoyle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO.
Stranger: HI
You: MY CAPSLOCK IS STUCK
Stranger: MINE ISNT
You: THEN WHY ARE YOU USING CAPSLOCK
Stranger: BUT IM GONNA TALK LIKE THIS ANYWAY
You: FINE
You: ASL?
Stranger: SO THAT YOU DON"T FEEL LONELY
Stranger: 17 FEMALE UK
Stranger: YOU?
You: COOL
You: 18 SHEMALE RUSSIA
Stranger: how big?
You: HOW BIG WUT
Stranger: your dingaling
You: DUDE I GOT IT IN MY LEFT POCKET
You: NO IDEA MAN
Stranger: really?
Stranger: shame
You: YEAHHHHH BOI
You: WELL
You: I WANT TO SPANK YOU
Stranger: YOU LIVE IN SINGAPORE
Stranger: LIAR
You: NO
Stranger: YES
You: WTF IS UP WITH ALL THIS SINGAPORE SHIT
You: IM FROM RUSSIA
Stranger: BS
Stranger: BS i say
Stranger: anyway
You: WHAT
Stranger: would you like to stick you shemale penis inside of my rectum?
You: NO, SIR. I RATHER FISTFUCK YOUR RECTUM
Stranger: aww
Stranger: shame
Stranger: im not into that shit
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good one SilverNinja!:D That site is truly awesome if you're bored!

first one:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: kac pa kung
You: do u know zyllEE
Stranger: no
You: lol
You: he is so famous
Stranger: oh
You: do u play the game called "Moxx"
Stranger: no
You: lol
You: uber game
Stranger: no
You: i'm 101 lvl
You: ther
Stranger: oh
You: there*
Stranger: i'm play TruTien
You: my character is called "VoDkA"
Stranger: http://www.trutien.vtczone.vn
You: ah rpg?
Stranger: do you know it
You: no
Stranger: oj
Stranger: where are you from?
You: i'm from greece
You: you?
Stranger: i'm from Vietnam
You: lol
Stranger: i don't known it
Stranger: do you know?
You: you don't know Greece?
Stranger: ok
You: :D
You: ooh i'll buy new character - kunqui
You: only for 0.00 $
You: = exchange
Stranger: what 's continent?
You: europe
Stranger: oh
Stranger: do you know Vietnam?
You: yea
Stranger: do you visit to vietnam?
You: uuh what should I do - exchange "VoDkA" for omilo or exchange it for kunqui
You: no
Stranger: dit me may
Stranger: shit
Stranger: may xam Æ°a'
Stranger: do you know it?
You: lold
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second one: short, but i have to post it
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello my friend
Stranger: asl?
You: where are u from
You: 17
Stranger: america. 16
Stranger: you?
You: iSerbia
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third one: fucking stranger!
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You: hello my friend
Stranger: hi
You: country?
Stranger: US
Stranger: you?
You: iSerbia
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: that's cool
You: are u sure
Stranger: uh...
Stranger: well i never been there...
Stranger: so i wouldn't know really
You: :D
You: do you play "Moxx"
You: uber game
You: i love it
You: i have a 103 level character there
You: i called him "kunqui"
Stranger: no
Stranger: i don't play it
You: ah ok
Stranger: im goin to bed
Stranger: sorry
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fourth: uber short!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lol hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: my mum told me to not talk with strangers :/
Stranger: ha
Stranger: so humor
You: i don't believe me?
You: you*
You: omg :D
Stranger: ha
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fifth was uber funny, but forgot to copy it

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: naber
You: how does that taste?
Stranger: taste good
Stranger: how r u
You: good
You: i have got a new pet today
Stranger: o really
You: yes
Stranger: whats that
You: a bear
Stranger: polarbear
Stranger: ?
You: polarbears would eat my kids
You: i got a kid friendly bear
Stranger: probably the normal bear can eat too
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You: this one can't
Stranger: not funny