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noddan25/05/2009 02:34

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You: hi there sexy
Stranger: hey
You: wow nice mouth , but it would look better on my penis
Stranger: how did you know I was sexy?
You: well I know you
You: remember that time we jumped 250's?
You: in the bed
Stranger: no not really
You: well you should
You: girl if it was a crime to be hawt , you'd be doin life!
You: that never works actually
Stranger: you've tried
Stranger: ?
You: well yeah , did I raise your boner?
Stranger: bone city
You: whats up?
You: how you doin , babe
You: your sweeter then icecream
You: your not the fastest typer
Stranger: you know- when you put in a comma you don't put a space before it
You: thanks!
You: I'd really appreciate if I could park in your driveway
Stranger: go ahead- i just need to move my car
You: no dont
You: its more sexier with two cars
You: dont you agree?
You: sexy girl;)
Stranger: that makes no sense
You: BIBO DID IT
Stranger: oh ok
You: so its ok
You: FOF DID IT
You: and ajR is jealous!
Stranger: sorry about that ajR
You: well he is what he is
Stranger: when in rome
You: so when are we gonne take that glass of coke that we spoke about?
Stranger: we didn't
You: well we shud
You: you pay
Stranger: what does shud mean
You: that would be so hawt
You: should
Stranger: and hawt?
You: hot
Stranger: what does hot mean?
You: you dont speak l337 l4ngu4g3 ?
You: hot is the opposite of car
Stranger: oh
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I am borin :/

Grrr25/05/2009 08:32

Originally posted by noddan
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You: hi there sexy
Stranger: hey
You: wow nice mouth , but it would look better on my penis
Stranger: how did you know I was sexy?
You: well I know you
You: remember that time we jumped 250's?
You: in the bed
Stranger: no not really
You: well you should
You: girl if it was a crime to be hawt , you'd be doin life!
You: that never works actually
Stranger: you've tried
Stranger: ?
You: well yeah , did I raise your boner?
Stranger: bone city
You: whats up?
You: how you doin , babe
You: your sweeter then icecream
You: your not the fastest typer
Stranger: you know- when you put in a comma you don't put a space before it
You: thanks!
You: I'd really appreciate if I could park in your driveway
Stranger: go ahead- i just need to move my car
You: no dont
You: its more sexier with two cars
You: dont you agree?
You: sexy girl;)
Stranger: that makes no sense
You: BIBO DID IT
Stranger: oh ok
You: so its ok
You: FOF DID IT
You: and ajR is jealous!
Stranger: sorry about that ajR
You: well he is what he is
Stranger: when in rome
You: so when are we gonne take that glass of coke that we spoke about?
Stranger: we didn't
You: well we shud
You: you pay
Stranger: what does shud mean
You: that would be so hawt
You: should
Stranger: and hawt?
You: hot
Stranger: what does hot mean?
You: you dont speak l337 l4ngu4g3 ?
You: hot is the opposite of car
Stranger: oh
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I am borin :/


lol u'r sick

cC|SpiNe25/05/2009 16:03

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Where you from
Stranger: I'mfrom chinese
You: Im from Swedish
You: Nice to meet you
Stranger: Nice to meet you,too
You: What part of chinese are you from
You: the ch, the in or the ese_

Grrr25/05/2009 17:44

Stranger: hi there
You: Hi again
Stranger: where are you from
You: from africa
You: u?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: shanghai
You: lol
You: send me some food
Stranger: LOL
You: plox ;d
Stranger: are you trolling
You: yeah
You: my camel just died
Stranger: lol
Stranger: oh you're good
You: now my mom is cooking her
You: have u ever eated scorpions ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: have you
You: their taste is good
You: like jelly-bears
You: :D
Stranger: really? how were they cooked?
Stranger: hmm i'm sure you haven't had any scorpion
You: u dont have to cook them..
You: u just need to rip-off their tail
Stranger: and put it in your mouth
You: whatsup in china ?
You: any earthquakes ?
Stranger: nothing much
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: what's up there
You: I got some friend there
You: u might know him
Stranger: oh
Stranger: like who
You: well he has
You: yellow skin and dragged eyes
You: his name is Huang
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i thought you were talking about sadan
You: no.. sadan got beard
You: and brown skin
Stranger: well, you 2 must look so hot together
You: yeah I'm really hot!
Stranger: i bet
You: r u yellow too ?
You: :P
Stranger: oh yeahj
Stranger: i'm pretty yellow
You: like the sun I guess
You: :D
Stranger: no, like the land i was born on
Stranger: like the wheat in the harvest season
Stranger: like the pears in autumn
You: like the desert I'm sitting on ?
Stranger: no
You: damn.. u must be some poet
Stranger: no i'm not
You: u should write something about the weather in africa
Stranger: everyone here is a poet
Stranger: we're all poet of life
Stranger: ok
You: hmm.. if u're not a poet
You: u must be a ..
You: rapper/signer ?
You: singer*
You: the camel is cook'd up
Stranger: my camel died last night, and i let her, without a fight, my mom cooked her,twice, and served it, like a mother fucking
You: I gotta go before I die from hunger..
You: lol
Stranger: emm, i need the last word to rhym
You: u're a damn rapper man!
Stranger: i sure am
Stranger: thanks
You: u'll make a billions from u'r songs
Stranger: inspired by you baby
You: someday I hope u'll defeat the child's hunger in africa
You: sending some food
Stranger: how about some nice boy juice for you
You: I prefer some big icecream
You: but b4 that some pizza with stakes
Stranger: emm you can get that afterwards
You: now don't hold me at the pc, cuz only the camel's bonez left over
Stranger: oh come on
You: c ya next time
You: xD

mYmqONE26/05/2009 11:54

Stranger: holland?
Stranger: :D
You: closer :D
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: germany?
You: warm :D
You: SLOVAKIA BIAAATCH !
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What the hell do u have against Slovakia? :D

lagster mapper26/05/2009 13:38

LOL

mYmqONE26/05/2009 14:09

You: hi stranger
You: i rape ur mama
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: -_-
You: just kiddin
Stranger: haha
You: see made u laugh :D
You: no seriously
You: u are my bastard child
Stranger: No
You: luke i am your FAZZZZA
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No one likes me :(

Funksta 26/05/2009 14:33

Originally posted by mYmqONE
Stranger: holland?
Stranger: :D
You: closer :D
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: germany?
You: warm :D
You: SLOVAKIA BIAAATCH !
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Haha, made my day. :)

RAJU26/05/2009 22:52(edited 26/05/2009 22:52)

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You: hey
Stranger: Hello I work for Omegle Customer Services. We have been getting complaints that you have been having Cybersex with underage children. Your IP address will be sent to the Federal authorities to investigate your involvement. You have options however. Tell us of your involvement in child Cybersex and we will work with the Federal Authorities so that you won’t face severe jail time because of your cooperation.
You: BIBO DID IT
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akM27/05/2009 01:11

hahaha some are fucking sick

Staunte27/05/2009 23:33

zyllee's ftw

p0ku*31/05/2009 18:06(edited 01/06/2009 07:51)

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Stranger: ì•„
Stranger: 힘들어 어떡해
Stranger: 영어 씨부렸더니
Stranger: 너무 힘들어요
Stranger: 나 한국인이거든요?
Stranger: 이말 못알아듣겟죠?
Stranger: 그러겠죠 나도 영어하느라
Stranger: 죽는줄알았어요
Stranger: 너무 힘드네요 영어..
Stranger: 그리고 왜이렇게
Stranger: 말들을안해
Stranger: 나혼자 영어 막치다가
Stranger: 짜증나서 나왔어요
Stranger: 당신도 말을 안하는군요
Stranger: 이거 해석되는건가요?
Stranger: 못하겠죠? 바보바보
Stranger: 나 너무 졸려요
Stranger: 지금 새벽1시 거든요
Stranger: 담에 뵈요
Stranger: 당신도 말이 없네요
Stranger: 바이바이
Stranger: 잘자요
Stranger: 내꿈꿔요
Stranger: 난 한국의 예쁜 여고생이랍니다
Stranger: ã…‚ã…‚ã…‚ã…‚
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Can someone translate it pls :/

PsYxOpAt mapper31/05/2009 20:49

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: either u type slow as shit or ur typing an entire book
You: h1 i like to eat dogs do you liketo eat them too?
You: nope
Stranger: so
Stranger: ur a communist
You: yep
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PsYxOpAt mapper31/05/2009 21:08

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Stranger: Hi!
You: h1 there how are oyu?
You: you*
Stranger: Great, how are you?
You: just great
You: where are you from?
Stranger: I'm from Russia. You?
You: mozambic
Stranger: Wow, how's it in Mozambic?
You: hot as hell
You: cool country
You: do you like dogs?
Stranger: Yep, I do.
You: do you eat them? because they have very good teaste
Stranger: No, I don't. We don't eat them in Russia.
You: russia rocks thats all
You: do you know who is VoDkA`BoY
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: Who's that?
You: 1 very crazy human
You: he run away from the jail last week
You: and now he is coming for me
You: :/
You: dunno what to do
Stranger: What a story...
You: its true dude
You: from which town are you?
You: maybe he will come for you to?
Stranger: No, thanks, I don't really need any crazy humans coming for me :)
You: me 2 but he is coming for me dude dunno what to do dude
You: pls help me
You: come to muzambic and save me dude
You: pls dude
Stranger: Yeah, sure.
You: i`m going crazy
You: yeastarday i recive a latter with blood dude
You: he is coming for me
You: should i call the police?
You: are they gonna save me?
You: tell me dude pls tellm e
Stranger: Yeah, call the police.
You: but waht will happend if he pay the police to catch me
You: pls you must come and save me pls
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aaxaxax

DiDo-Grecord holder31/05/2009 21:19

pls pls :(

shNzrecord holder Tournament #201/06/2009 00:36

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You: ohi sir
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
?
Stranger: ?
You: i mean how'r u
You: ?
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PsYxOpAt mapper01/06/2009 09:38

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You: h1
Stranger: hi
You: i`m adracula who are you?
You: dracula*
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: u
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PsYxOpAt mapper01/06/2009 10:20

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: 야안녕하냐고
You: h1
You: O-o
You: what is this shit
You: sdghdjhhfk
You: talk like normal uman
Stranger: 한국말써라 그냥
You: human
You: you idiot
Stranger: .........
You: what do you think about aliens
You: :/
Stranger: ã…‹ã…‹
You: is there any alien life form in space?
Stranger: 나멀쩡해
Stranger: 뭐라고?
You: pi6i e carvul
You: 6ti eba mamata tupa
Stranger: 난 외계인따위 믿지아놔
You: nedugav
Stranger: 유식한척하지뫙
You: bez pokolenie
Stranger: 너
Stranger: 복사했지
You: 6ti otreja topkite
You: e
You: maikati 6i iznasilq
Stranger: 복사하지마\
Stranger: 이모자란놈아
You: pedal
Stranger: ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹
Stranger: 뭐래
You: _!_
You: nigga
Stranger: 이또라이가\
You: 6ti eba drapnatite o4i
You: 4uli e
You: pi6i na EN
You: !!
negur
You: mama ti
Stranger: ã…‹ã…‹
Stranger: 암호냐?
You: dei mi pi6i takiva ne6ta e
Stranger: 누나그렇게 유식하지아나
You: yes i`m crazy
You: like your mom
You: you idiot
Stranger: 복사하지말라니깐?
Stranger: 그것들아
Stranger: 여기서
You: write in EN don`t write in this stuped language
Stranger: 공부나해
Stranger: 시간때우지말고
You: _!_
You: 6ti eba mamata
You: cock sucker
Stranger: 복사그만하라고
Stranger: ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹
Stranger: 나라이꼬라진데
You: are you gay
Stranger: 여기서
Stranger: 난못알아듣지
You: because i think you are
You: idiot
Stranger: 뭐하니
You: _!_
Stranger: 니손가락이아프지
You: dei mi pi6i takiva ne6ta e mama ti izvratena
Stranger: ^^

Stranger: you?
You: don`t smile your mouth stinks
You: !!!!
Stranger: 너 놈이냐 년이냐
Stranger: 말하라고ㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗ

Oddi^01/06/2009 14:23

PsYxOpAt got owned.

DiDo-Grecord holder01/06/2009 18:01

ha nablet was pwned :S

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