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You: YE !!!
Stranger: nihao
You: i am hot am wet i am just gay ballet
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Stranger: Hey, I'm looking for a hot horny girl, are you?
You: yeah
You: watch me
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV200XHDyHE
You: my sexy 250 lj sw
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Nice start :'(
You: hai
Stranger: asl
You: 21, 28, South africa
Stranger: m or f?
You: F
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You: sup
You: kz
You: xj
You: ?
Stranger: kx, xj? o.O
You: KX WTF
Stranger: O_O
You: BADASS, it's called KZ
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Really?
You: ye, rly
You: u r
Stranger: Sry for not knowing that then
Stranger: a newb?
You: fu
Stranger: Please do
You: so where are u from?
You: Atlantica?
Stranger: Sweden :)
Stranger: And you?
You: somewhere in eu
You: guess where
Stranger: Hm.. German?
Stranger: Germany* that would be
You: nop
Stranger: Errr
Stranger: Then I have no idea
You: lol, u know only German in whole Europe oO
Stranger: Nope
You: than guess
You: so what u play?
Stranger: But I'm guessing you're not from denmark, norway, greece, turkey, estland, lettland, russia
You: leetland rlz
You: 1337land i mean
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: You're such a g33k
You: lettland wtf? 1337LAND!
You: u 2
You: ;)
Stranger: You must be such a womanizer
You: o rly
You: NOWAI
You: R U SERIOUS?
Stranger: YESWAIIII
Stranger: or
You: NOWAI!
Stranger: mebbe not
Stranger: just a little
You: wat wat wat
Stranger: Wanna have sex?
Stranger: w00000000t
You: just sex?
Stranger: Anyway you want it
You: i'm fucking, not 'sexing"
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: That's great
Stranger: So...
You: fuck bitches ftw
Stranger: how big are you?
You: guess
Stranger: 31cm's
You: NOWAI!
You: 310 cm :)
Stranger: liar liar pants on fire
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first one!
Stranger: hi
You: WAZZA
Stranger: from?
You: 1337LAND
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2nd one xd
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You: WAZZA
You: I'M FROM 1337LAND
You: U?
Stranger: I´m from 4chan.
You: ok
You: i fuck one of ze chans and they are only 3 now
You: not u fo sho
You: u r not sexy
Stranger: I hope your mother gets cancer and dies.:)
You: u only hope
Stranger: I hope your mother gets cancer and dies.:)
You: u only hope
Stranger: I hope your mother gets cancer and dies.:)
You: u only hope
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3rd one
31/08/2009 02:03(edited 31/08/2009 02:20)Stranger: Shia ?
You: chea
Stranger: is this really you ?
Stranger: i have the biggest crush on you !
Stranger: my name is Selena Gomez
Stranger: i saw the back of your head
Stranger: one time and i started hyperventilating
Stranger: i love you <3
You: :)
You: That's great
You: I love you too
Stranger: OMG.
Stranger: are we official ?
You: Yeah baby
Stranger: im telling all of my friends (:
You: Hihi :)
Stranger: this is the greatest day ever !
Stranger: when am i going to see you ?
You: That's the good part, tomorrow!
Stranger: what time ?
Stranger: (;
You: Around 5-6ish?
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: Beverly Hills 90210
You: Aight, I'll be there!
Stranger: YAY(:
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Stranger: hot girl?
You: im chick yes
You: you how old?
Stranger: 18
You: me 16
You: you want sex?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: only if ur a
Stranger: hot girl
Stranger: lol
You: Im hot :D
You: I have pic for you
Stranger: how old?
You: 16
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: lol
You: http://shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_maureen/1141f85060d.jpg
You: you like??
Stranger: got a way to prove it?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: damn
Stranger: smokin
Stranger: im so into asians
You: thank you
Stranger: and their squinty eyes
Stranger: so cute
You: you think so?
You: very cute yes
You: you want that to go?
Stranger: what to go
Stranger: ?
hahaha moxx @ that picture :D
its like a chating robot..
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You: hi
Stranger: 16 f in US looking for some sex
You: okay
Stranger: got an pics
You: yea wait a sec
You: http://img3.abload.de/img/geschenkbd4k.jpg
Stranger: ...
You: i know you like that
You: ;)
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You: rawrrrrrrrrr
Stranger: hi
Stranger: vc e brazileiro?
You: si
Stranger: legal
You: si
Stranger: legal
You: legal
Stranger: vc sabe falar portuguis
You: si
Stranger: entam fala blu em portugues
You: legal?
Stranger: e maneiro
You: legal!
You: rio de janero
Stranger: sim
You: o²
Stranger: oque e isso?
You: si
Stranger: o2
You: legal
Stranger: para de falar legal
You: aaah si
Stranger: do que vc gosta de fazer
You: unsere beziehung basiert auf lügen :(
Stranger: qual e o seu nome
Stranger: ?
Stranger: foda se
Stranger: vai tomar no cu
You: uno tacco amigo
Stranger: seu gay
You: no, i'm straight
Stranger: vc nao e brazileiro?
You: si si
Stranger: entam porque esta falando em igles
Stranger: ?
You: si si legal
Stranger: vc tem algum problema?
You: una problema interessanta
Stranger: vc nao e brasileiro!
You: no!
Stranger: no
You: NO
You: legal?
Stranger: bay foi um prazer te conhecer vai ver a gete um dia se encontra po rai
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Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: you're ready for some chatsex?
Stranger: are you?
You: ofc i am
Stranger: hmmmmmmmm
Stranger: what would you like?
You: i'd like you to put on some relaxing music first
Stranger: done
You: what kinda music would u prefer for chatsex
Stranger: I've put massive attack on
You: wonderful taste my dear
Stranger: well you m or f? as that effects things
You: female
Stranger: cool, how old? (gotta ask :) )
You: 19
You: you?
Stranger: 25 that cool?
You: haha that's alright
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hmmmm, well i kiss you softly on the mouth removing your top
Stranger: what size boobs would this reveal?
You: c
You: i put my hands slowly along your jeans to feel whats growing inside
You: using my fingers to define the shape of your cock
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: i take off your bra and start to lick and nibble your nipples
You: feels awesome, i just let myself go. your pants are already open so i put my arms around your neck and relax
Stranger: you wearing a skirt?
You: well atm i dont wear anything
You: so if you'd like that it's fine
Stranger: cos if you are i put my hand up the skirt and move your panties to the side....
You: ...and you discover a hary stiffy dick inside
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kaffee :D:D:D:D:D:D
Originally posted by chosen besitztStranger: vai tomar no cu
You: uno tacco amigo
hahahahahhaahhhhhhhhhaahhha i loled so hard
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You: systenm
Stranger: HI IM TIMOPTHY TOUCH ME PLEASE ME SAY YOU WANT ME
You: ok
You: i want you
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: you better be better in bed compared to my bro
You: we can try that
Stranger: and y dad
You: well
You: me grandpa says that i am better than the sheeps in our farm but i have tryed only with dogs
Stranger: nice
Stranger: my dad is better than my bro
Stranger: he screams liek a girl
You: that is cute
Stranger: there was a man watcghing outside my house the other day
Stranger: he saw me in the shower
You: i put
You: the shower in my ass
You: that is how i clean myself
Stranger: hot/cold?
Stranger: i e the kettle
Stranger: *use
You: cold
You: ofcourse
You: ice cold
You: water
You: makes me horny
Stranger: i use sulphric acid
Stranger: gets rid of stains
You: nice point !
You: i rather use living rats to clean my insides
Stranger: thats what my bro does
Stranger: before he raped my mother
You: i use even your bro
Stranger: i accidentally my whole bro
You: i put your brother in my ass
You: and he cleans it up
Stranger: i use the hoover
You: i use monster trucks
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hahaha Million Stabs. end was epic! :D
12/10/2009 19:07Originally posted by sDM'Originally posted by chosen besitztStranger: vai tomar no cu
You: uno tacco amigo
hahahahahhaahhhhhhhhhaahhha i loled so hard
=D
Originally posted by RemaKe`hahaha Million Stabs. end was epic! :D
IDD
You: hi!
Stranger: heey
Stranger: where are u from
You: romania!
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wtf? discrimination!
13/10/2009 19:53You: yooo
You: sho broshan
You: u r
Stranger: what?
You: s
You: l
You: o
You: w
Stranger: You are rather annoying....
You: :DAD_BOX!
Originally posted by ELODIUYou: hi!
Stranger: heey
Stranger: where are u from
You: romania!
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wtf? discrimination!
Stranger: swe?
You: ROMANIAN FTW!
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omfg :))
lol 90% of all partners disconnect if you say you're from germany, i always tell em im Anette from France
99,99% parteners disconnect if u say you'r from romania not germany:(
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