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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Bulgaria
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Stranger: u are sexy girl m?
You: YeS WHaT?
Stranger: what should the m?
You: MALE

ROFL!

i meet only asians there : ( they make me sad always talking about pokemons, WOW, starcraft and such no life stuff i can't even tell them that i am looking for shemale to spend the night with...

OMFG!! THIS IS SO FUNNY! XDDD

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Stranger: hey
Stranger: 'asl
You: 99 shemale cordoba
You: you?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: really
You: ok..
You: 18 female eng.
You: you?
Stranger: 19 m usa
Stranger: wats up
You: do u know zyllEE?
Stranger: who
You: zyllEE..
Stranger: wats tht
You: it's a city, near lithuania
Stranger: no
Stranger: srry
You: :(
Stranger: u got a pic
Stranger: no perv
Stranger: i do
You: lj rec?
Stranger: wat?
You: long journey record... your longest journey..
Stranger: idk wat u mean
You: what was your largest journey.. sry if u dont understand.. i don know much english.. i've been living here for less than a year
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i went to japan with a bunch of friends
Stranger: do u have a picture
Stranger: i do
You: show me :D
Stranger: ok
Stranger: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3193/3051961322_50054a7bd1.jpg
Stranger: tell me what u think
You: you are nice!
Stranger: thnx
You: i don't have any pictures.. i'm in the notebook :(
Stranger: the movie?
You: OH MY FUCKING GOD! IT'S A FUCKING HEADCRAB!
You: YOU MUST RUN!
You: RUN!
You: AND DANCE!!
You: LIKE A BIG FAT TORTULE
You: !!!
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: lol
You: kk, i killed it..
Stranger: lmao
You: what were you saying?
Stranger: do u hav a picture
You: zyllEE must have one.. wait a second, i have to ask him
Stranger: ur a dick
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Stranger: not even close
Stranger: keep trin
You: hi!
Stranger: no
Stranger: fail
You: no again
You: lj rec?
Stranger: si
Stranger: bml
You: si q pelotudo?
Stranger: big BM hapening right about now
Stranger: open wide
You: NOOO!
You: RUN!
You: RUN AND DANCE!!
You: AND TAKE BOTH PILLS
Stranger: can't dance a turtles haning out
You: hi
Stranger: di ho
You: do you know zyllEE?
Stranger: sure do
You: lj rec?
Stranger: sing along with me
Stranger: zylleeee zyleee baby
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THIS WAS THE BEST ONE XDDD

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Stranger: hi
You: lj rec?
Stranger: nope
You: me neither.. :(
You: asl?
Stranger: 19,m,usa
You: 17 s eng
Stranger: s?
You: shemale
Stranger: oh ok
You: do you know zyllEE?
Stranger: nope
You: :(
You: do you play kz?
Stranger: um im not sure what that is
You: kz is "kill zombies".. it's a game in which you have to kill zombies.. at first i didn't know that kill zombies was about killing zombies.. but it's funny
Stranger: oh
You: would you like to play?
Stranger: sure
You: www.xtreme-jumps.eu
You: there
Stranger: ok
You: you can learn and play
You: a lot
You: like a train
Stranger: mhm
You: do you like trains?
Stranger: kinda
You: i love them!
You: specially if they have CTspawn and TTspawn
Stranger: mhm
You: what about you?
You: hobbies?
Stranger: listening to music
You: what music do you listen to?
Stranger: country
You: i like italy one..
Stranger: ok
You: have you ever been in piranesi?
You: sry
You: TO piranesi
You: lol
Stranger: nope
You: its a city..
You: near goldbhop
You: do you know goldbhop or piranesi?
You: they are in lithuania..
Stranger: nope
You: :(
You: where do you live?
Stranger: somewhere u wont belive
You: :S
You: in a carpark?
Stranger: no
Stranger: bermuda triangle
You: WOW
Stranger: see
You: i love bermuda triangle
Stranger: its a cool place
Stranger: really chill
You: at first i thought that bermuda triangle was near bermuda circle.. but then i realized that bermuda circle is near strafeland..
You: do you know strafeland?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: nope
You: yes or no? lol xD
Stranger: no
You: i'd love to go to the bermuda triangle
Stranger: its cool
Stranger: even tho people have been lost in it
Stranger: idk how tho
You: that's interesting!
You: i'd get lost
You: for sure! lol
Stranger: lol
You: i got lost in floppytown!
Stranger: lol
You: imagine in the bermuda triangle!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: its pretty exciting
You: OH NO! A COW IS EATING GRASS NEXT TO ME!
You: THAT'S GROSS!
You: ooh god..
Stranger: lol
You: the cow died :(
You: do you like cows?
Stranger: umm to eat
Stranger: yet
Stranger: yes*
You: i love eating scouts..
You: but
You: when i eat them
You: i ran at 260 speed..
Stranger: mhm
You: and i feel like cheating..
You: do you play 100 or 10 aa?
Stranger: what?
You: aa means "american atmosphere"
You: in some places
You: you've got 100
Stranger: oh
You: and in others 10
Stranger: oh ok
You: do you have 10 or 100?
Stranger: 10
You: good for you!
You: lj rec?
Stranger: wth is that?
You: large journey record.. the largest journey you've ever done..
Stranger: i dont have one
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You: can i cum in you /
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: sure
Stranger: where do you want to put it?
You: in your stomach
Stranger: how's it going to get there?
You: from your back
You: i will drill a hole
Stranger: there are already holes in place
You: i will make new one
You: bigger than the others
You: so i can put living rats
You: in you
You: that will eat your insides
You: while i am cuming
Stranger: my insides were eaten away a lkong time ago
Stranger: nothing there anymore
You: so you are like a suit
Stranger: protip: you put a bowl over the rats and heat it up. the rats try to escape the heat by scratching a hole into the body
You: in matter of fact
You: today i was talking with my friends about that
Stranger: although not my fave method. have you heard of the brazen bull?
You: no :O tell me about it
Stranger: there's a certain satisfaction that comes from roasting someone alive
You: oh
You: : (
You: so
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull
You: let me check
You: hold on
You: holy shit
You: that is so sweet
Stranger: and there's always scaphism - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
Stranger: for the those occasions when you have a lot of time on your hands
You: ok here is the deal
You: i drill a hole in your back put some mutated rats in there then i put my dick in your stomach then cum after that we make http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull and then if you are still in happy mood we do http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
You: ok ?
Stranger: i prefer doing that kind of thing to others :(
Stranger: maybe we find someone?
You: lets do it to my parents
You: they rather enjoy it
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i remember one that involved filling a hat up with molten tar and placing it on the victim's head
You: dude you are sick .... i like sick ppl
Stranger: they tend to headbutt things and smash their brains out to stop the pain
Stranger: not sick, just dead inside. inflicting pain is the only way i can feel anything.
You: : )
Stranger: how are you going to do thee things to your parents?
Stranger: you need a plan
You: while they're asleep
You: i will get bull into my house
Stranger: maybe lots of sleeping pills to make sure they pass out? then place them in a metal barrel which you weld shut
Stranger: when they wake up, you can start cooking
Stranger: :)
You: i think
Stranger: drill a hole for air and so you can hear the screams
You: to destroy the half of their room with tractor
You: quietly
You: ofcourse
You: so no1 can heart it and to not wake them up
You: then bring the bull in there
You: they will be dressed with red clothes
You: so the bull will be very angry
You: but still they
You: are asleep
You: and you come
You: with your walking torso
You: btw do you have legs ?
Stranger: yes. it's just like everything's dead inside. like an automoton
Stranger: i go through the motions of life but feel nothing
You: ok so
You: you come somehow
You: jump over my parents while they sleep
Stranger: i think it might be difficult to get someone to make a hollow bronze bull - barrel would do just as well?
You: when they wake up they will scream like a girls from your horror face
You: then the bull will see the red clothes they are dressed with
Stranger: can i rape your mom?
You: and happy ending will come :)
You: sure :)
You: when she is alive or dead ?
Stranger: we can cover them in a cum marinade before cooking
Stranger: alive. warm and screaming is how i like my sex partners
Stranger: if not screaming then just struggling and crying
You: i will cut off my penis and put it into my father's mouth because he screams louder than my mom :/ we will wake the neighbours
You: i want to canibalize my family
You: i want to eat my brother's dick
Stranger: the best meat comes from younger females
Stranger: men have to many hormones to taste good
Stranger: and older people become sinewy and tough
You: and rough
Stranger: still, that's what the stewpot is for
You: after
You: that
You: operation
You: do you want to eat each other
Stranger: do you have somewhere to bleed and hang the meat?
You: i mean i will eat your brain you will eat my face
Stranger: after that we find someone else
Stranger: no point in doing something that leads to our death if there's more fun to be had
You: well
You: in theory you are already dead
Stranger: how to buther a human carcass: http://www.randomzen.net/howto_eathuman.phtml
You: so if i get my isnides out i will become zombie like you
Stranger: and yet come alive when inflicting pain
You: DUDE
You: YOU ARE FUCKING PSYCHO
You: THAT LINK
Stranger: ?
You: HOLY JEZUS
You: FUCK CHRIST
Stranger: i thought you were serious about this?
Stranger: i'm not really a religous man - leave jesus out of it. he got his
You: ok
You: now i am calm
You: i will pretend that i didn't open that link
Stranger: eating not necessary - just a way to show contempt for the killed
Stranger: big fish eats the little fish in nature
You: we are not fish
Stranger: but we are animals
Stranger: nature red in tooth and claw
You: where are you from ?
Stranger: UK. you?
Stranger: in china they eat human fetuses. now that's fucked up
Stranger: http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/canni3-tm.jpg
You: i am the man from the picture
Stranger: a way of surviving starvation i suppose
Stranger: during the siege of stalingrad children would be eaten
You: would ?
Stranger: were
You: omg
You: tell me you are kidding
Stranger: no - children went missing, cooked bones found later
Stranger: and german soldiers ate each other
You: by the nazi or russians
Stranger: both
You: you are pretty well informed about CANIBALISM
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism#World_War_II
You: what the hell are you doing in your spare time ?
Stranger: i sit in an office bored with no work to do
Stranger: plenty of time to browse internet and listen to music
You: :|
You: i am speechless
Stranger: everyone about me goes on with their vapid meaningless lives without realising just how ephemeral their existance is
Stranger: imagine, for the one moment before you kill them, making them see clearly. you're giving them a gift
You: yeah
You: i am giving them a dick in their mouth
You: that is my gift
You: then i eat their isnides
Stranger: cut their own dick off and put it in their mouth
Stranger: like french soldiers in algeria
You: interesting facts you know
You: about soldiers
You: prisoners
You: about the world war
You: and everything is about canibalism or gross killing sprees
Stranger: is impossible to live without first facing death
You: so you have died ?
Stranger: inside
Stranger: dead inside. afterwards you see the world in a new light
You: how come you are dead inside
You: like
You: zombie ?
Stranger: feels exactly like that. idon't know why
You: how you "died inside"
You: i mean
You: you are coldhearted
You: or what ?
You: your girlfriend cheated
You: you broke up with her ?
You: somebody killed your children ?
Stranger: no - just too much time pondering existence i suppose
You: how old are you
Stranger: ? too many questions
You: you are scary
Stranger: ? you're the one who asked if you could cut a holle in me and cume in me
Stranger: truth is, i wouldn't feel it. feel nothing - no physical pain
Stranger: or mental pain. dead inside
You: hm
You: any other tortures executions you know about ?
Stranger: probably the most painful is to keep the victim alive and then mess with their pain receptors on a constant basis?
Stranger: maybe a spinal tap to hit the right nerves or an implant in the brain that constantly hists the right cells?
Stranger: is something i'd be interested in developing if i had the right tools and patients
You: you will become serial killer
You: if you are not already
Stranger: so will you if you kill your parents
You: i am not going to kill my parents
You: yet
Stranger: procrastinator?
You: unknown word sorry again ?
You: i have bad english so tell it simpler
Stranger: keep putting things off?
You: hm
You: can i ask you what is the most gross film you've ever seen
You: movie*
You: movie i meant
You: or couple of movies
Stranger: not really disturbed by films. become detached
Stranger: you'd have to ask someone who became grossed out by things. sorry
You: i can't believe i'm still sitting here and chatting with you
Stranger: longest omegle chat you've probably ever had?
You: with psycho... yeah
Stranger: lol. ok, well i'll be off. if you do decide to kill your parents, i hope i've given you some ideas
You: yeah i got and idea how to cook them
Stranger: if not, nothing to be ashamed of. most people don't go through with it
You: srsly dude you are sick
Stranger: how am i sick?
You: :|
You: can't explain that
Stranger: we kill animals all the time
Stranger: at any other point in history, i'd have been normal(ish)
Stranger: history is full of torture and killing. that's normal
Stranger: the moralising of today is abnormal
You: the most awful and HARDCORE torture kill ever ?????
You: you gotta know about such case
Stranger: is hard to decide. people even kill today - was just watching a video of people being burnt alive on suspicion of being witches in kenya.
You: i know about them
Stranger: i'm not that fucked up - i don't believe in witches
You: me neither
You: but burning alive is hell
You: the pain is
You: unbearable
Stranger: true, but i'm told the body stops feeling pain quite quickly though.
Stranger: the people in the video weren't really screaming - didn't have the lung capacity i suppose
You: then why ppl keep screaming if they stop feeling pain
You: oh
You: what about the jews that Hitler burned
You: they scream like girls
Stranger: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dae_1236854361
Stranger: not burnt alive - gassed first
You: hm
You: well
You: not exactly
You: as far as know
You: the NAZI soldiers gave them soap so they think they are going to take a shower
You: but instead
You: : |
Stranger: conspiracy is a v good film about the wansee conference. gassing was seen as the best method of keeping soldier's morale up
Stranger: they didn't like shooting people
You: i don't think evil like THIRD REICH has any morale at all
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_%282001_film%29
Stranger: they thought they did. that's the thing about evil - evil people usually don't think they're evil
Stranger: and if they do, then they think they're being evil for a greater good
You: wich is not possible
Stranger: killing 1 person to save 100 is still evil?
Stranger: and the other thing is everyone is capable of what you call evil
Stranger: the thing about nazis is not the evil, it's the banality of it all. killings were just statistics in order to make the world into (what they thought) was a better place. they weren't monsters - just normal people
You: you are defending the nazis ?
Stranger: i'm saying it's easy to call them monsters. people do it because they don't want to face the fact that nazi's were normal people, just like them. it makes them uncomfertable
You: i can agree that doing something in interest for your believe is not evil but sometimes ppl brake off the boundries
You: you are better informed than me
You: still i am 17 years old
You: haven't seen much from the cruel world
Stranger: losts of time to learn. read books, watch films.
You: we are living in
You: i do
Stranger: conspiracy is a very good film about the concept of evil. worth downloading if you can find it
Stranger: i'm sure it's on pirate bay
You: oh
You: there is no problem of downloading it
You: my country is the pirate heaven
Stranger: sweden?
You: everything is not legal but who cares
You: :D no
You: you are strange twisted person
Stranger: thank you
You: like none i've ever seen
Stranger: i'm glad i entertained you
You: YEAH
You: i think i will miss my lunch
Stranger: go and have lunch. was good talking to you
Stranger: bye
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christ thats .... disturbing even for me

Stranger: hi
You: hi i'm chris
Stranger: age
Stranger: location
Stranger: ?
You: 2068 , Finland
You: i'm looking for my pet Tmas
You: have you seen it?
Stranger: have u gone mad

btw not from finland :D

Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: nothing much
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You: asd
Stranger: hey
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boring freak-chat :F

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You: NEXT!
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what did i do wrong? :(