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You: Ukraine male 20
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did it x5

:D

vodka boy like i said ingame, YOU TYPE SO FAST lol

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Stranger: Welcome to Omegle Chatroom (Beta)! Please enter your desired username. Usernames must only contain numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: :(
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: haelo
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, or enter a different one.
You: haelo
Stranger: Prove you're human by answering this question. Don't use punctuation:
Stranger: What is "evil" backwards?
You: live
Stranger: laura: Id
Stranger: Roosevelt: my beard tickles your neck
Stranger: Mimmi: It's supposed to be Mimi but there's an extra m
Stranger: --------------------------PARTY has 1/6 kick votes.
Stranger: pak: yea i was thinking about all the names
Stranger: --------------------------Welcome to the chat!
Stranger: --------------------------Type /commands to display all commands.
Stranger: laura: I don't get this.
Stranger: Roosevelt: i remove my military jacket
Stranger: --------------------------fajam00m00 has joined!
Stranger: pak: and i realized most of them had to do with sex
Stranger: Roosevelt: i truly am a rough rider
You: Wtf
Stranger: pak: lMFAO
Stranger: --------------------------sexmachine disconnected, getting another stranger...
Stranger: fajam00m00: Is this Mandy's room?
Stranger: --------------------------Mimmi has 1/6 kick votes.
Stranger: bigdick: oh. well mimi ... that's a different story!
Stranger: pak: laura two guys are having cyber sex cause they are deprived of a sex life at home
Stranger: fajam00m00: I can't believe I found this again.
Stranger: --------------------------Mimmi disconnected, getting another stranger...
Stranger: pak: :)
Stranger: --------------------------cockmaster13 disconnected, getting another stranger...
Stranger: cuntholesteve: HOLY SHIT BARACK OBAMA HAS JUST BEEN SHOT!!!!
Stranger: --------------------------Mimmi has 2/6 kick votes.
Stranger: laura: :)
Stranger: bigdick: :)
Stranger: fajam00m00: Nah
Stranger: --------------------------hi has joined!
Stranger: PARTY: Laura its a chatroom thats being routed through omegle, thats all.
Stranger: izzy11: NO he hasent
Stranger: fajam00m00: Though that would be crazy
Stranger: pak: HAHAAAAA despos
You: Hello?
Stranger: laura: Well...
Stranger: --------------------------brandon has 3/6 kick votes.
Stranger: --------------------------hi disconnected, getting another stranger...
Stranger: cuntholesteve: Yah Just trying to shut you up
Stranger: laura: Ah.
Stranger: --------------------------brandon has 2/6 kick votes.
Stranger: fajam00m00: Barack probably will get shot eventually though
Stranger: Roosevelt: actually, its not despos, its pedos
Stranger: bigdick: chatroom from where?
Stranger: cuntholesteve: lol
Stranger: laura: It's too crazy!
Stranger: --------------------------Roosevelt is now known as Cuntholesteve.
Stranger: pak: despos and pedos and UGLY MEN
Stranger: Cuntholesteve: lol
Stranger: cuntholesteve: yah
Stranger: laura: I just can't read this fast.
Stranger: pak: sitting at home
Stranger: cuntholesteve: I do..
Stranger: pak: fat ugly men
Stranger: cuntholesteve: Lie
Stranger: pak: kind of obvious
You: This is fun.
Stranger: cuntholesteve: not I said steve
Stranger: pak: cause if yall looked like chace crawford
Stranger: pak: then there wouldnt be a problem
Stranger: --------------------------MAEKMEADMINZ has joined!
Stranger: pak: in having a actualy sex life
Stranger: laura: haelo, how can this be fun?
Stranger: bigdick: i'm not fat or ugly.
Stranger: --------------------------tennis2341 disconnected, getting another stranger...
Stranger: MAEKMEADMINZ: MAEK ME ADMINZ NAO!!!!!
Stranger: fajam00m00: Peace all. Hope I find you again. Actually, I could just make one of these. I have the bot.
Stranger: PARTY: party
Stranger: cuntholesteve: You want to talk about this pak?
Stranger: cuntholesteve: I have sex
Stranger: fajam00m00: So see you in my room, bitches!
Stranger: pak: talk about what?
Stranger: Cuntholesteve: yeah
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What?..

Hah he thought Stabilot is Bibo

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You: fag
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Stranger: GAY
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You: you suck
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You: admit it
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Stranger: I suck your mums saggy tits
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You: okay, but i'm a horse
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You: and i know where you live
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Stranger: Where?
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Stranger: I'll give you a clue.....
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You: are you some kind of mentally retarded, or why wouldn't you know yourself where you live?
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Stranger: No, it was a question put forward to you
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You: you live in the uk
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Stranger: haha no!
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You: yes, you do
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You: only uk-fags say "mum" instead of "mom"
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Stranger: hahahahaha no i dont douche
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You: Stranger: I suck your mums saggy tits
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You: oh snap
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Stranger: I'm not denying i said that :S but i'm not from the UK
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You: yes, you are
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You: whats the weather on your country?
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You: wait, let me guess
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You: RAINY, huh?
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You: .
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Stranger: .............
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Stranger: Yes, sure, because im from the UK
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You: seems like i win
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Stranger: LOL You win??????? In what way. It seems you're saying that to make yourself feel better
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You: no, but to let you know i won.
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Stranger: Do you have self-confidence issues? so you decide to say 'I win' in a conversation
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Stranger: 'I WIN'
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You: nono, i say "i win" in a conversation if i'm about to win
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Stranger: Seems like i just won
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You: you missunderstood something. you say that if you won, not if you lose
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You: but nice try
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You: oh wait, no it wasnt
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Stranger: Oh wait, i didn't lose. You just keep saying to assure yourself you have a life worth living
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You: no, but my life's worth living because i win
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Stranger: hahaha If that's the case then, you sir have a pathetic existence
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You: why didnt you keep up with that capital writing?
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You: oh wait, its because i won, right?
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Stranger: Because i didn't want to capitalise laughing
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You: thats a bad explenation
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You: but good enough to be a loser
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Stranger: That's the only way to explain it :s because that's why i did it
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Stranger: I win
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sorry wrong thread

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Stranger: iloveyou
You: hey there
You: whoa
You: love at first sight
Stranger: yeah
You: well to be honest... i think i kind of love you too
Stranger: awwwh
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 m finland
You: you?
Stranger: 17/f/uk
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- quite a fast disconnect after I told her I'm finnish :/ -

Originally posted by cookie.cs

Stranger: 19/M/USA looking to get on webcam with you and have fun. I am bisexual and open to many many things.
You: i like cheese
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did i do something wrong?

xDD a fucking american gayz0r told me that females don't refere to themselves as "shemales" and i told him that i wasn't a normal shemale, and that i was sexy_girl_m, LOL

DOUBLEPOST, sry.