omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: how are you mate?
You: are you lonely ?
You: i love you
Stranger: ?
You: why dont you answer me?
You: wow u answered
You: thks
Stranger: umm...
You: now i love you more
Stranger: sure
You: so, do you do this a lot?
Stranger: what?
You: this omegle thingy
Stranger: umm not too often
You: hm, im just doing this ugly ass conversation because i wanna copy paste it
You: u mind?
Stranger: where are you going to copy and paste it?
You: www.xtreme-jumps.eu
You: cs 1.6 kreedz official community site
Stranger: why do you have to post it?
You: no reason, just want them to like me more, no one really knows me, you know.
You: i'm very shy, and i dont have that much skill, so :x
Stranger: i see
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ok, i guess i didn't want to help me :xxx

you guys like me now?
PLEASE READ MY POST, :x love you.

dsnts <3 beat the crap out of them


EDIT

2x conversation

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mi scusi
Stranger: .... 'Evening?
Stranger: ....
Stranger: ._.
You: yeah, it's evening
You: so, asl?
Stranger: Ack
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: ji
Stranger: hi*
Stranger: lol
You: ji too
You: i like JJing
You: and u?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: meow
You: ARE YOU A DOG?
Stranger: meow
You: DO YOU LIKE DOGS?
Stranger: meow meow meow
You: FUNNY DOG
Stranger: GET DRUNK AND DIE
You: WANT MEAT?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: do you like dogs?
Stranger: i prefer cats
You: i prefer turtles
Stranger: i prefer superman
You: i prefer superturtle
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HI
You: MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN
Stranger: smooth
You: BUT I AM NOT SCREAMING
Stranger: okay thnx for letting me know man
You: I AM A WOMAN
Stranger: bhahahahaha
You: I LIKE CHEESE
Stranger: cheese?
Stranger: wtf
You: A FOOD THAT RATS LIKES
You: I LIKES RATS TOO
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: im mad bored
You: sorry, my mom dont let me talk with strangers
You: but she has 3 tits
Stranger: lol
You: and isnt it strange?=
Stranger: oh yeah
You: but i like
You: but when I was a child
You: i didnt like tits
Stranger: lol
You: now i am gay
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Stranger: hi
You: HI
You: MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN
You: SORRY FOR THAT
Stranger: howd that happen?
You: A TURTLE ATACKED MY PC
Stranger: yeah

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey there
You: hi guy
You: i like cheese
Stranger: I dont, its yuck.
You: rats yucks too
You: but i like them
You: have taste of chiken
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: why are you there?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: have disconected
Stranger: i wanna fuck u
You: i am a man
Stranger: i am a girl
Stranger: im 12
You: so i wanna fuck you
You: i am 14
Stranger: i learned that from my dady
Stranger: my dad rapes me:(
You: :(
You: i raped your daddy
Stranger: good
You: very good
Stranger: did he like it
You: no
Stranger: oh
Stranger: can i give u a blow job
You: okay
You: did you liked get raped?
Stranger: i had 2 give my daddy 1
Stranger: so im good at it
Stranger: yes i love it
Stranger: it feels good
Stranger: but im not suppose 2 liek it iguess
You: yeah
You: but i want that blow job
You: now
Stranger: alright dont u feel it
Stranger: im sucking away
You: i am not naked
You: how are you doing it?
Stranger: well then i guess ill hafta pull ur pants down
Stranger: im naked
Stranger: im masterbating
Stranger: w/ a pen
You: with to press the botton of the pen
You: you will gain 100 dollar
Stranger: wait say wat
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: 16
Stranger: m
Stranger: canad
Stranger: canada
You: hi
You: 14
You: m
You: brazi;
You: 18cm dick
You: hard rock
You: and you?
Stranger: parar de falar sobre você dick ( stop saying about you dick)
Stranger: menino Jesus está 14 acalmar ( Jesus kid has 14)
You: eu gosto de jesus ( I like jesus)
You: tem gosto de frango (have taste of chiken)
Stranger: você sabe o que estou dizendo ( do you know what I am talking about)
You: sim eu sei (yes I know)
You: você sabe o que estou falando? ( do you know what I am talking about)
Stranger: Sim, você acha que eu sou burro (yes, do you think I am stupid)
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats up?
You: nothing
You: i like cheese
Stranger: ok
You: do you like?
Stranger: yes
You: its good for the brain
You: did you know?
Stranger: yaa
You: that why rats eat the brain of our corpse
You: and they like cheese
Stranger: our cloths
You: i dont like clothes
Stranger: why
You: because i like titts
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: LOOKING FOR HORNY GIRL WITH WEBCAM
You: i have one
You: fifty bucks
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: why everybody start talking with hi
You: hey
You: yo
You: whats up?
You: why dont start with
You: I WANT TO FUCK YOU
Stranger: I WANT TO FUCK YOU
Stranger: its okay now?
You: i am fine and you?
You: yeah
Stranger: m or f?
You: both
Stranger: serius
You: i am bi
You: i am lady gaga
You: are you a paparazzi?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi stranger
Stranger: hi girl
You: i am not girl
You: i am You
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gay?
You: bi
You: and you?
Stranger: m or f?
You: both
Stranger: tans?
You: something like that
You: i have dick and vagina
Stranger: hmmm no me gusta
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: you can disconect, i have a hard penis
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: be creative!
You: i like turtles
You: and you?
Stranger: i like animal do eat turtles
Stranger: like leopard
You: sorry, but turtles owns leopards
Stranger: ok, you put your turtle vs my leopardf
Stranger: rofl
You: i have 2 turtles
You: do you have 8 leopards?
Stranger: no, i justo got 7
Stranger: sed
You: so you are going to get pwned
You: really really pwned
Stranger: T_t
Stranger: thats sad
You: not really
Stranger: i feel sad for my leopards, they gonna die
Stranger: hey
Stranger: vote for my dog to me the dog of the month on a magazine here in brazil
You: brazilian?
You: me too
[...]

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Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
Stranger: how are you
Stranger: hello!
You: :D
You: i am a bit hungry
You: and you?
Stranger: noice
Stranger: what are you hungry for
Stranger: if you know what i mean ;D
You: hot dog
You: have only to make them
You: :(
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sorry
You: sorry, i dont have sex when I am hungry
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 16 m hornyyyy
You: 25, black man, VERY STRONG
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi stranger
Stranger: hello
Stranger: have you seen my dog
Stranger: hes bleeding and i want to find him
Stranger: you see i was in one of my fits and i hit him in the head with a hammer
You: a black one?
Stranger: i saw there was a hole and he was twtitchign quite badly
Stranger: yeah
You: ow
Stranger: is he alright?
You: he had taste of chicken
Stranger: he ansers to shithead and asshole
Stranger: oh
Stranger: !
[...]
Stranger: *hits you with hammer again
Stranger: get back in there
Stranger: i dont smell bacon
Stranger: do you liek clown makup?
Stranger: well yoru gettign sum applied to yoru face
Stranger: so deal with it
Stranger: *puts a clown wig on you and honks yrou nose
Stranger: *then backhands you with eyes rolled into back of head
Stranger: *i love you rover
You: lets guess
Stranger: but soon i will make food from you
You: do you have 12 years old?
Stranger: haha almost this

http://9gag.com/gag/14399/ :D

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Stranger: http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs041.snc3/12854_240483354767_813769767_4409603_7651639_n.jpg im a GUY.......I dont like asl so this is me on the right...
You: nice!
You: you're cute
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: whats up?
You: well, after looking at that photo
You: my dick is up
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Originally posted by S3eKeR^^

Originally posted by SilverNinja

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs041.snc3/12854_240483354767_813769767_4409603_7651639_n.jpg im a GUY.......I dont like asl so this is me on the right...
You: nice!
You: you're cute
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: whats up?
You: well, after looking at that photo
You: my dick is up
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lmao

epic dick win silver haha

Haha Puppey. South park rocks xD