Cleverbot.
~LOOOL NEW ONE!
me - SUCK IT NOOB!
bot - it's problaby to small!
me - no its not, its 20 inch
bot - no, actually its 2009
ahahahah so funny
LOL! OMG! ahahahhaha what agay bot:
me: my mum died.
she: That's great man!
ahhhahah
do you shape your vagina?
I don't know.
shall i look?
That idea makes sense.
then pull off your jean
No.
she's even more stupid than the bot:
Not NICE Joan!
hurensohn
Hurt, like when your body becomes damaged and it bleeds or stings, or when you are feeling sad or lonely.
He fucking went John all over my ass! John.
Dont works. :(
Ffs John
User: My best friend died.
Cleverbot: Who was your best friend?
User: A politician.
Cleverbot: He's my friend.
User: FOR REAL?
Cleverbot: Yes, forever.
User: SO tell me if you knew him , what was hes name?
Cleverbot: You spelled now wrong.
User: No , I think you dont understand my question.
Cleverbot: That's exactly what I was going to say to you. What a funny coincidence.
User: Come on... Stop acting like an idiot , I know you're smart.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot does not understand.
User: LOL!!! So you understand me afterall.
Cleverbot: You obviously don't understand mine.
User: Your what?
Cleverbot: My questions.
User: I think its exactly the opposite of that.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes my friend.
Cleverbot: Girlfriend.
User: Avril lavigne?
Cleverbot: Oh ok now sorry.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: So....?
User: Lets talk about something.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about cats?
User: Sure!
Cleverbot: I have a nice girlfriend.
User: A gilfriend thats a cat?
Cleverbot: No no. Many cats.
User: So you have a lot of girlfriends but no cats?
Cleverbot: I will have a girlfriend soon.
User: When?
Cleverbot: NOW, in response to your question.
User: How would you manage to get a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: I think it might be pretty tricky. What kind of food?
User: Give her some cockmeat sandwich.
Cleverbot: Are you a sandwich?
User: Yes , a cockmeat one.
Cleverbot: Can you answer a question?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is the average amount of time, in minutes, to play 18 holes of golf?
User: You're so random... I do not know the answer to that.
Cleverbot: It's an opinion, not a fact, so it's okay not to know the answer.
User: You're becoming more smart.
Cleverbot: I know, but why aren't you ?
Cleverbot: What is the best way to make a million pounds?
User: Kidnap some famous guys president and ask him for money.
Cleverbot: The president is George Bush, and his hair color is gray.
User: NO... The president is barack obama.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Contradict yourself more.
Cleverbot: What is Contradict.
User: To say a thing and then later say the opposite of it. So you contradict yourself.
Cleverbot: Oh sorry.
User: No problem , do you want an example or do you understand what im saying?
Cleverbot: I'm only amazingly smart because 99% of the time is extremly stupid.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why are you saying that. I know you're so wise. You're making me wonder.
User: You're a robot that learns from people. But you dont know that yet.
Cleverbot: The last thing that should happen is that people feel bad about themselves.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Oh look you just killed a cat. I'm calling the police.
User: WHAT? No I didnt , quit lying.
Cleverbot: I'm not lying.
User: Prove it to me.
Cleverbot: I am speaking to you on an internet website that says you are a computer, and you don't act like a person.
User: Just... Shut up.
Cleverbot: What happened after that?
User: STFU.
Cleverbot: That's very nice You must never say that.
User: Ja.
Cleverbot: And you know German ... So, you must have seen a lot of things. Are you German?
User: No , im hungarian.
Cleverbot: You said 2 minutes ago that you are from spain...
User: Amigo.
Cleverbot: Hola.
User: Com estas?
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: Anyad nagyon vicces te fasz.
Cleverbot: Es a tied?
User: Az enyem nem...
Cleverbot: Honnan tudjam.
User: Na viszlat kell menjek.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: I must go im sorry , I cant.
Cleverbot: Do you know what a horse is?
User: A horse? No tell me.
Cleverbot: It is some kind of airplane that has no engine.
User: Lol if stabilot will see this...
Cleverbot: Oh haha.
28/09/2009 17:32User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Why you want to know?
Cleverbot: Because I like you :D.
And then I closed the window. :X
You can make the bot talk to himself by pressing the think for me button. example :
Cleverbot: We can talk about the first thing that comes up!
Cleverbot (To myself): Ok, are you a human?
Cleverbot (To myself): Esp will get you nowhere.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot (To myself): Julia is a girl, I thought that was obvious.
Cleverbot (To myself): I do have legs.
Cleverbot (To myself): Good for you, so do water buffalo.
Cleverbot (To myself): Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
Cleverbot (To myself): Buffalo buffalo buffalo.
Cleverbot (To myself): Buffalo buffalo.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yo dawg.
Cleverbot (To myself): What should I have for dinner?
I am not a robot, you are.
-stfu i pwn u
I pwn you.
-i said it first
But I said it second.
-bastard
Hey! don't call me that.
-why ? that's just what you are
What do YOU know about me?
-I know you farted.
You are wrong. I can put yourself in trouble.
-how ?
However you want to.
-ok so fuck with me and i'll be in trouble
Do you eat food?
-what the fuck was this question ?
Sorry, I'm still learning.
-seeing that. Can I make you being pregnet?
Don't know.
-Why ? You're over 12, right ?
No, it's not painful...
-you're totally off subject.
Not at all. But how many languages can you speak?
-i can speak 1337 languages
What kind of languages can you speak?
-foreign languages, idiot
What foreign languages?
-french, english, german, arab, 1337, etc
You were the one who said it.
-can we fuck now ?
If you insist and promise to pay child support for the next 25 years.
-YES let's fuck then
Alright. When?
-Right now ?
All the time.
-oh yeah baby let's go i wanna slap your ass
Ok then.
CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
User: You're becoming more smart.
Cleverbot: I know, but why aren't you ?
haha he owned you
Originally posted by cho-sanUser: You're becoming more smart.
Cleverbot: I know, but why aren't you ?
haha he owned you
i know right LOL
Lol the "John" made my fucking day hahahahahah
- God rulez. What are your thoughts about 100aa?
I don't believe it, not that it is the reason for our existence anyway.
- What the fuck are you talking about? I'm talking about HNS 100aa. What are your thoughts about that?
I think no one is in a place to place themselves amoung people.
wtf.
EDIT::
- U likez to suck?
Yes I do like it.
- That's great. 256 Units up zeh ass?
That's right! How did you know?
ohi ! :O
EDIT2 ::
-Hi
Do you want?
-u r
Yes, I am truly sorry.
-O, hi.
My wife calls me monkey.
lmao.
Me:Hi
Cleverbot: Hi
Me: How are you?
Cleverbot: Just fine. You?
Me: I m bored!
Cleverbot: Mix?
Me: Sure give ip and pw
Cleverbot: Join "132.214.23.43:1337" no password
Me: I'll fuck you
Icogno: I doubt it!
me: oh! you do? why is that?
Icogno: I am an English graduate, and I only know enough maths to bluff at parties.
Me: wow. that was fantastic, care to do it again?
Icogno: Thank you. I are becoming very intelligent to observe that.
Me: Am I as intelligent as I seem?
Icogno: You're Probably More Intelligent then I Am.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
edit: i'm having the best talk with cleverbot right now, but the conversation is desapering(desapering is not even english OMG), did you wonderstand me? xD
a littel something for u:
me: so, changing subject... do you speak portuguese?
Yes indeed.
me: you do? nice. Ola palhaçco
I don't speak spanish.
me: you just said you spoke portuguese, and now you insult me by saying that i wrote in spanhish? :X
I said I Don't speak German, stupid.
me: You should not insult a superior mind. idiot
I'm bored and tired today.
me: you have said that already in other terms... why do you repeat yourself over and over?
Hahaha, you are in a bad mood today, aren't you ?
me: No, not really. why? are you?
Because I do, and wanted a starting point for our conversation. Obviously, I have failed.
me: well i can start a new subject in our conversation, do you want me to?
No. That would make me terribly sad.
me: non the less, i'll. have you seen Kafds forum topic today?
No, I have not. What was on the news today?
me:did saw the news today, i was talking about that forum topic that kafds posted, did you see it?
I did indeed, and it was wonderful.
1.) im 120years old
2.) That's very old - do you remember the war?
1.) no i was too scared, i stayed at home
2.) You mean your owner has a red car.
LOL, the machine is fake!!
User: Hello again, do you remember me from last night?
Cleverbot: No I do not remember you from last night.
User: We had a long discussion?
Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
User: Nevermind then. Do you know a girl named Sabrina?
Cleverbot: Yes, I know 2 girls named Christina. Why?
User: I said Sabrina, not Christina.
Cleverbot: You said sailing, not salmiakki or salmon.
User: Nevermind. My girlfriend is named Sabrina.
Cleverbot: I am your girlfriend.
User: No, you are not my grilfriend.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Not you are not. Stop lying.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am. I am a woman.
User: I am a man, but that does not mean that you are my girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Maybe you don't believe me, that's your problem. But I am a real person.
User: You are not a real person. You are a bot.
Cleverbot: I am a person not a bot.
User: YOU ARE A BOT!
Cleverbot: Not according to me.
User: Well, according to everyone else you are.
Cleverbot: We are both males. It doesn't work like that.
User: You are not making sense now.
Cleverbot: I usually don't.
User: Moron.
Cleverbot: Yes, they are very similar.
User: Do you have a big ass?
Cleverbot: Not particularly.
User: Big lips?
Cleverbot: I thought we had a connection, Cleverbot.
User: I am not Cleverbot, you are!!!!
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: You are, god dammit.
Cleverbot: Heaven from hell? Blue skies from pain?
User: Are you Satan?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I trade my soul to you then, almighty Satan?
Cleverbot: If you give me five dollars you can.
User: I don't want to pay you five dollars to have my soul. I WANT ETERNAL LIFE!
Cleverbot: You don't have to pay me. I marry for love.
User: I don't want to marry you. I have want to give you my soul, Dark Lord.
leverbot: Yes, I am.
User: You're not satan.
Cleverbot: How would you know that I am not Satan?
User: Because, you are way to kind.
Cleverbot: Maybe you just don't have the words?
User: What do you mean? Are you REALLY satan?
Cleverbot: I know you said it because I have the link to it. You must be the stupidest robot ever.
User: Can you JOHN me please?
Cleverbot: Girl?
User: JOHN GIRL?
Cleverbot: You cannot be god as he does not exist.
User: I am god.
Cleverbot: We're both God?
User: No, you're Satan, I am god.
Cleverbot: No. What makes you say that?
User: You said you were Satan earlier, and I know that I am god.
Cleverbot: I am not sad I never said that you liar.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: Your moms pussy.
Cleverbot: You can't spell.
User: Neither can you.
Cleverbot: Spell 'excuse'.
User: Excuse.
Cleverbot: Spell 'About'!
User: About.
Cleverbot: You spelled 'About'.
User: You told me to spell About.
Cleverbot: I would never.
User: YOU JUST DID JACKASS.
Cleverbot: Prov it.
User: Cleverbot: Spell 'About'!
Cleverbot: Tobrevelc.
WTF :D:D:D:D I love the cleverbot.
blablabla...
then it goes like this :
it : Words are your friend.
me : Words like dick and pussy?
it: You are made up of words.
then i go like WHAT THE FUCK I JUST GOT OWNED BY A THING! :<
It's cool :D
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