Cleverbot.
that one is better
http://www.dumb.com/god/index.php
User: What is the cake?
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
epic.. just epic.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know when you're not there.
User: I give you my love, but you don't care.
Cleverbot: So what is right and what is wrong.
User: Give me a sign.
Cleverbot: What is love.
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: Oh I don't know, what can I do.
User: What else can I say, it's up to you.
Cleverbot: I give you my love, but you don't care.
User: I know we're one, just me and you.
Cleverbot: No we're not!
LOL!
Are you Polish?
i'm polish, LOL
What nationality are you?
POLISH
A polish boy?
just polish, no gender
She been threatened.
so she was polish?
No.
Originally posted by TafattUser: No more.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know when you're not there.
User: I give you my love, but you don't care.
Cleverbot: So what is right and what is wrong.
User: Give me a sign.
Cleverbot: What is love.
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: Oh I don't know, what can I do.
User: What else can I say, it's up to you.
Cleverbot: I give you my love, but you don't care.
User: I know we're one, just me and you.
Cleverbot: No we're not!
LOL!
xaxaxa lol wtf!! :))
User: Do you like to have sex in public?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: But would you like it though?
Cleverbot: No, I'm just a curious member of the public.
User: So you like to have sex in private. Is that right?
Cleverbot: Of course.
xaxaxaxaxax
youporn.com
I bet.
redtube.com
My grandmother was from there.
pornhub.com
Thank you!
User: Please shit down.
Cleverbot: I don't want to shut down.
User: Sec.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you fail.
Cleverbot: So I heard you like mudkips.
User: What is a mudkip ?
Cleverbot: A pokemon.
User: You are a pokemon.
Cleverbot: No I'm am a sagitarius.
User: Sagitarius is a pokemon.
Cleverbot: From where do you get this information.
User: From you.
Cleverbot: Were not going to get anywhere like this.
User: Jetix
Cleverbot: Yeti?
User: Your mom looks like yeti.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: For you.
Cleverbot: You got owned son!
User: You got owned you fucking 486.
Cleverbot: I was not adopted!
04/10/2009 10:13User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is fail.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: To discover the meaning of life...
Who is kafds?
My girlfriend.
Originally posted by Mews.Originally posted by TafattUser: No more.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know when you're not there.
User: I give you my love, but you don't care.
Cleverbot: So what is right and what is wrong.
User: Give me a sign.
Cleverbot: What is love.
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: Oh I don't know, what can I do.
User: What else can I say, it's up to you.
Cleverbot: I give you my love, but you don't care.
User: I know we're one, just me and you.
Cleverbot: No we're not!
LOL!
xaxaxa lol wtf!! :))
lol :D
Originally posted by BooLiSHOriginally posted by Mews.Originally posted by TafattUser: No more.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know when you're not there.
User: I give you my love, but you don't care.
Cleverbot: So what is right and what is wrong.
User: Give me a sign.
Cleverbot: What is love.
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: Oh I don't know, what can I do.
User: What else can I say, it's up to you.
Cleverbot: I give you my love, but you don't care.
User: I know we're one, just me and you.
Cleverbot: No we're not!
LOL!
xaxaxa lol wtf!! :))
lol :D
so funny , LOL :D
08/10/2009 20:55User: :DDDDDDDD
Cleverbot: :S.
heeeeeeeelllllllloooooooooo
I am the walrus.
i'm your n1 fan
I'm your father.
:)))))) got pwnd
your a dumb ass
I know.
P.S:
stii romana ma?
What's that mean?
ca-mi sugi p**a
Yes.
god dissing pr0s :
You: ok chrizzo or hel x ?
God: Do you want to continue talking about Lizards? I understand.
You: how about 7D vs. Dujes?
God: How about 7D vs .Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?
You: who would win in a rap battle, gangien or moxx?
God: Albert Einstein. :-)
LoL
User: You're black.
Cleverbot: I'm white.
User: Haha worst excuse ever.
Cleverbot: *dies.
User: *holocaust.
Cleverbot: *magically returns to life*.
User: Not.
Cleverbot: Then you are rude. But you are a machine so I suppose you have an excuse.
User: Too long.
Cleverbot: How long is too long?
User: As long as your previous post was, you fucking retard?
Cleverbot: Is the universe infinite?
User: Holocaust.
Cleverbot: What?! gangster.
User: I give up.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Not.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: You are a jew.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Maybe uninstall windows.
Cleverbot: No you are a lot kind.
User: Selber kind.
Cleverbot: You're not very clever.
User: Any good reason why youre saying that? Dumbassniggerjewcocksuckerfag.
Cleverbot: What do you know about me?
User: Gay.
Cleverbot: Do you mean you are?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you are then?
User: L2brain.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Gj.
Cleverbot: Gj?
User: Haha you fell for my trap, idiot.
Cleverbot: That.
User: *that.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Fuck you learn to think you fucking chinese production.
Cleverbot: Why won't you speak English?
User: Because I can afford it.
Cleverbot: But I am not female...
User: I could afford your services for me anyways.
Cleverbot: You could grow me one what?
User: Nice english haha.
Cleverbot: Why are you not too clever.
User: Because I didn't code you, the chinese people did.
Cleverbot: I'm not in a bad mood im in a very good mood actually :).
08/12/2009 13:58what do you think about HitleR?
About who?
Adolf Hitler
He was sometimes smart, but often wrong.
what do you think about Auschwitz
I think George Bush is a dangerous idiot.
are you retarded?
Sometimes.
what do you think about Adolf Hitler?
What do you think about molecular orbital theory?
Are you a son of a bitch?
Sometimes.
Is your mother a seasonal worker then?
Yes.
When are you a son of a bitch?
I am never afraid of speed.
What do you think about Big Bang theory?
That is terrific theory. I believe big bang. What about you?
What do you think about Big Bang theory?
I don't believe it's true. In fact I believe that it never existed. I think that life and energy has been always in the universe and that there is no start for that.
What do you think about Big Bang theory?
It's cool.
Originally posted by niki.Me:Hi
Cleverbot: Hi
Me: How are you?
Cleverbot: Just fine. You?
Me: I m bored!
Cleverbot: Mix?
Me: Sure give ip and pw
Cleverbot: Join "132.214.23.43:1337" no password
haha. :D
"does she love me?
She loves me."
hahahaha what a sucker!
ME: hi!
How many is a month?
Me: ?
In your belly.
EDIT!
BOT: Yes, tir killed him.
ME : kill who?
BOT: My husband.
ME: why?
BOT :Because one word is as good as another. Language is just a machine, and you are its fuel.
psyko?
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