Ask Dr. kafds
Tonight here in Dr. kafds we will be handling YOUR issues. This interactive show will go on as long as there are people in need of guidance or in an any kind of need of any kind of help with your real life issues, everyone has some, so why not share the burden and even find some helpful answers and solutions from here.
I, doctor kafds, currently have no helping hands in answering to you, but I will do my best and try answering to all your problems, and I know that I have a reputation of a mr. cool badass-muthafucka but seriously I'm a warm, kind soul and I want to help you guys out!
I want to mention the two bulgarian pro-jumpers aftermatch and shNz for inspiring me to create this thread. They shared their problems to me and found comfort in my stupid answers. Maybe you will find something good in your grim situations or atleast learn to let it go.
Let me be your love doctor, let me be your financial advisor, your source of inspiration, your boyfriend!
Remember, that in online you are always anonymous except your irl-friends might recognize you down here, but most of us don't have those bothering our REAL, virtual, lives. You can share your deepest feelings and present your problems relating your relationships between your family, friends, girlfriends or even pets, you can present any kinds of questions relating anything.
I'll start myself to ease it up for you.
Since I was 13 years old I've been a real outsider, I've had almost no social life at all, all this "nothingness" in my life has been caused by that. Maybe once within a few months I'll meet up with my "friends" who rarely spend time with me anywhere - my friends consist of 2 guys. I don't know when they have their birthdays, what are their middle names or siblings names - that equals up to... nothing.
I have a weak self-confidence and I often lie about EVERYTHING to make it sound better, or worse, depending on the situation. I lie about things to make me look better in the eyes of people I don't even know, I lie to my parents and other familymembers and to my teachers in school.
I was kicked from the school I was in, but I started there again (same school) recently... they kicked me out due to my inactivity, I nearly never visited the school at all, not due to anything else except my lazyness and a real bad lack of inspiration. The studying I went through back then wasn't for myself, but for others - if you want to succeed in something you have to want it yourself, and I didn't care about it at all.
Anyways, I changed my life relating the school-problems and so far I haven't missed a day.
- your turn! don't be shy, or die! -
28/09/2009 13:48you are freak HAHHA
And there goes what was formerly known as the rest of my already crumbled self-confidence.
Ah, now I understood you, VoDkA`BoY... apparently you were too shy to present your problem properly, so you decided to try out if I will notice it. I did, and its great that you had the guts to show it even if you couldn't say it.
Some people can't hold their thoughts in their heads, and they just say what they think out loud. Sometimes, and quite often, it can create a very uncomfortable situation for all the people involved in the chat.
For example:
A female friend: My boyfriend Todd is so great! I love him so much!
You: I don't know about that, he told me that he fucked your sister.
After those few words were spoken, alot of things changed. First of all you feel guilt, you're sorry and you also are pretty damn scared of the consequences because Todd is a bodybuilder, an UFC-fighter and a good friend of yours.
Your female friend will most likely not stay there and talk about it with you for long, she would very likely exchange a few quick (swear)words and leave to Todd's caring and muscular hands to tell about what she heard and from who and also to dump his sorry ass. And that he is disgusting and she hates him and other stuff like that.
Todd heard that you were the one saying that he fucked the sister of his EX-girlfriend and now he is coming after you, perhaps armed but likely not because his fists are the only weapons he needs to severely injure or even kill you.
When you wake up from your coma after 9 months, you notice that you are fully paralyzed and pretty damn ugly since your face is out of its original place due to Todd's punches, you will also notice that Todd isn't your friend and neither is the ex-girlfriend your friend anymore.
You lost 2 people from your life, 9 full months and due to your paralyzation you will lose hundreds of great moments from your whole LIFE.
You think its unfair and it is, but you can prevent yourself from experiencing the same situation by trying to control yourself. There is no other way than trying to learn how to control your mind, thinking about other stuff, trying the cliché-trick "count to 10" etc.
You can also try to avoid certain situations that you know you might cause damage of some sort to you or someone else. For example if your friend James calls you and asks you to come and help him with some trouble in his marriage - you should try to consult him in the phone for a brief, BRIEF moment and then either make an excuse or just go away and hang the phone up and ask him later what the situation is.
Everything will be sorted out for you, VoDkA`BoY, trust me. Everything has to start from your own thoughts, your inspiration towards something. No one else can tell you what to do, but we (me in this case) can affect your decisions in some ways... but you are always the one who decides for your own life. Make your decision now, and have a nice day!
I contra shaved my cock and now i feel bad after lubricate the shaved place with my aftershave.
Can you help me ?
And please type all in detail.
The key is to make the spot numb in your penis, there are many medical solutions for this. You can ask your personal doctor who knows about your allergies and preferences better, and very likely you will find the proper medication from an everyday-drugstore.
Thank you Dr. kafds!
Can i ask you personal questions ? Can i have trust in you ?
Last year I study in most prestigious art school in lithuania, but i was kicked due inactivity, and cuz i was too lazy with arts. But I'm happy cuz everyone in that school (esp in my class, with some exeptions) was GEEEEEKSZ. I am in my close home school, with friends, n just havin fun..
kafds is definitely the next finland school massacre no doubt.
dear Dr.kafds,
learn me how to seduce a girl.
DAMIT I WANNA HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, I AM SO ALONE.
i mean it seriously, i need advice.
please help me if you can.
btw i am not ugly (i mean it, i know what means ugly)
and i am pretty friendly guy.
28/09/2009 16:10tl;wr
Originally posted by TrolisLast year I study in most prestigious art school in lithuania, but i was kicked due inactivity, and cuz i was too lazy with arts. But I'm happy cuz everyone in that school (esp in my class, with some exeptions) was GEEEEEKSZ. I am in my close home school, with friends, n just havin fun..
Good to hear that! I just want to point out a small thing, and I hope you wont take it as mockery or anything like that, but school isn't for "just havin' fun" - by studying you create yourself a ground basis for your future life.
Have you ever heard of "the cake-example"? Let me explain it shortly;
In this allegory we compare a cake with 2 layers or something to your life. The cakes base (the first layer) is created by you going to school and studying there as well as you can, the better you study the better your cakes base will be - the second layer is your future life; your job mostly, and therefore your ability to sustain and provide for your family and yourself.
If your cakes base is shit and badly done your second layer will fall or just hang in there for a while and THEN fall and crumble like a cookie that falls from a 20 story building with sv_gravity set to 1500. If you have a good base-layer you can fuck up your second layer a few times but eventually you'll get it right - YOU CANNOT recreate your first layer because you're out of that special flour you needed for it.
Ofcourse there is always the cherry on top of the cake and that resembles your retirement age; sweet and red like blood and you will die soon because some asshole decides to eat the cherry because (s)he is on a diet and doesn't want the cake itself.
28/09/2009 16:13Originally posted by kafdsAh, now I understood you, VoDkA`BoY... apparently you were too shy to present your problem properly, so you decided to try out if I will notice it. I did, and its great that you had the guts to show it even if you couldn't say it.
Some people can't hold their thoughts in their heads, and they just say what they think out loud. Sometimes, and quite often, it can create a very uncomfortable situation for all the people involved in the chat.
For example:
A female friend: My boyfriend Todd is so great! I love him so much!
You: I don't know about that, he told me that he fucked your sister.
After those few words were spoken, alot of things changed. First of all you feel guilt, you're sorry and you also are pretty damn scared of the consequences because Todd is a bodybuilder, an UFC-fighter and a good friend of yours.
Your female friend will most likely not stay there and talk about it with you for long, she would very likely exchange a few quick (swear)words and leave to Todd's caring and muscular hands to tell about what she heard and from who and also to dump his sorry ass. And that he is disgusting and she hates him and other stuff like that.
Todd heard that you were the one saying that he fucked the sister of his EX-girlfriend and now he is coming after you, perhaps armed but likely not because his fists are the only weapons he needs to severely injure or even kill you.
When you wake up from your coma after 9 months, you notice that you are fully paralyzed and pretty damn ugly since your face is out of its original place due to Todd's punches, you will also notice that Todd isn't your friend and neither is the ex-girlfriend your friend anymore.
You lost 2 people from your life, 9 full months and due to your paralyzation you will lose hundreds of great moments from your whole LIFE.
You think its unfair and it is, but you can prevent yourself from experiencing the same situation by trying to control yourself. There is no other way than trying to learn how to control your mind, thinking about other stuff, trying the cliché-trick "count to 10" etc.
You can also try to avoid certain situations that you know you might cause damage of some sort to you or someone else. For example if your friend James calls you and asks you to come and help him with some trouble in his marriage - you should try to consult him in the phone for a brief, BRIEF moment and then either make an excuse or just go away and hang the phone up and ask him later what the situation is.
Everything will be sorted out for you, VoDkA`BoY, trust me. Everything has to start from your own thoughts, your inspiration towards something. No one else can tell you what to do, but we (me in this case) can affect your decisions in some ways... but you are always the one who decides for your own life. Make your decision now, and have a nice day!
lol dude I just say that ur cool in teh internet I dont care about your problems because everyone has problems but he must find the way for remove them by himself not sharing his problems in internet :) btw ye I have problem that my parents are divorced and I live 20 kilometers from my friends and thats the reason why I play kreedz. Killing the time :)
i have a girl issue too, but i already talked with dr kafds and he helped me through the dark,lonely,sleepless nights and through all the tears i've cried. Ty Kafds you are a true great man, u deserve a noble prize.
Originally posted by aftermatch-_-i have a girl issue too, but i already talked with dr kafds and he helped me through the dark,lonely,sleepless nights and through all the tears i've cried. Ty Kafds you are a true great man, u deserve a noble prize.
but you still masturbate?
28/09/2009 16:49Have you signed the Hippocratic Oath? :P
I FARTED
28/09/2009 16:55kafds I love you man. BECAUSE OF YOU IM STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello first of all i may be the first here that will say somthing serious but doesn't matter and secound sorry for my bad English i can talk it prity good but can't write it as good as i wished i could. Fist i want to say that i''m f*cking depressed ATM becouse i have problems with my perants ... they just can't stop yell at me for even the smallest thing and i have problems with my friends ... i have allways been un outsaider but he last 1 year changed my mind i am 18 years old and for the past 17 of them i have been and outsider ... i have allways been the person that can be talked with but never can talk to any one ... the lat year was a bit better but still i suck at school ... i can't get concetrated and i have been stilling things from home ... money and things ... but that was 4 years ago and now i don't still becouse then i go cought by my mam and dad ... i have a GF wich ... well what can i say .. the pession is no longer the same ... that it was before and no she gives more care and more time to her dog then to me ... this gets me really nerveous and depressed ... my perents oppinoin of me that i suck and i can't do anything right does the same to me. .. i feel like no one needs me ... and this gets me more depressed ... almost every night i drink ... or get drunk wich ... befor it wasn't me ... but this is what i have become ... if you don't want don''t say anything i just needed to tell this to some one ...
kafds you looks like cool guy so it's really pity that you don't have friends like you mentioned.
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