Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted! V
Granted, but then he would murder you, take your place in the society and no one will ever know what happened (one of my darkest fears :P)
I wish that all the legendary players reunite for one single day(or more) and create a show so epic which will be remembered till this community lasts (like the kz olympics, maybe?)
Granted, but you would have to suffer through the sweaty stench coming from the so called "legends" when they are tapping the buttons like mad men. I'm sure you would remember it, alright.
I wish I had my own terminator.
Originally posted by ArvInDGranted, but then he would murder you, take your place in the society and no one will ever know what happened (one of my darkest fears :P)
On topic: Granted, but sooner or later he will terminate you and the other 7 billion people on earth.
EDIT: forgot to wish something lol, I wish I know the future.
Granted, but you die tomorrow,
I wish I was an astronaut
Granted, but you will be too busy to play kreedz
I wish I know the future and live forever.
Granted, but you will be alone for 500years and becouse of that you will make a suicide by jumping from the highest building in Russia.
I wish that i wasnt warned
Originally posted by JocAGranted, but you will be alone for 500years and becouse of that you will make a suicide by jumping from the highest building in Russia.
I wish that i wasnt warned
Granted, admins reasile there was a mistake in your warning, so they simply perma ban you
I wish i could be less ugly
Not granted, you're not ugly! <3
I wish I could stop the time whenever I wanted to.
Granted, but whenever you do it, you're blind.
I wish I know the future and live forever and never be alone.
Granted, but eventually you will hate everyone near you and be more and more irritated by everything so you will live an eternail suffering.
I wish I had a chocolate :)
Granted, you decide to visit Belgium, the place of delicious chocolat. However, you start eating too much and become Charlie from the Chocolat Factory!
I wish I had some friends...
Granted, but you had friends for about 2 days, becouse they saw you are GoldDonator here and ofcourse they become very jealous at you......
I wish i become a good (not the best) footballer in my coutry
Granted, only if u were born with 2 legs.
I wish i had 1 wr
Granted, but soon PMSA (read cheater) 'raped' you
I wish that all kz chinese players are legal (non-cheaters)
Granted, but nothing is legal when its made in china
I wish i could bench press 300kg
granted, but you can only bench press them when noone is looking.
I wish for world peace
granted, i turn into hitler and holocaust the world
i wish for less muscles
Granted, but you'll get a small penis.
I wish I were as handsome as ma boi FinzEr.
Originally posted by WOOF.exeGranted, but you'll get a small penis.
I wish I were as handsome as ma boi FinzEr.
granted, but he turns camelcloud-handsome
i wish i was jimmy fallon
granted but you simply become a rainforest vulva lip instead tbh. I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair, in 1**9 and revolution was in the air..Originally posted by CamelCloudOriginally posted by WOOF.exeGranted, but you'll get a small penis.
I wish I were as handsome as ma boi FinzEr.
granted, but he turns camelcloud-handsome
i wish i was jimmy fallon
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