Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted! V
Granted but you'll die in pain and anonymously like Kurt Cobain.
I wish I was a rock.
Originally posted by WOOF.exeGranted but you'll die in pain and anonymously like Kurt Cobain.
I wish I was a rock.
Granted but you turn into THE rock and instead you drip in pussy drops,, handsome and rich as a swine on acid!
Granted, but you will have to act in Fast series that went shit.
I wish GTA V is released now.
Granted, but your computer was hacked and crashed and all your credit card info was leaked, so you're broke.
I wish that I died.
Granted, but you ressurect the three following days.
I wish there's nothing you can do that I've not already done to myself.
Granted but i lived 2 years more than you i'm sure u've done less.
I wish that mappers stopped being fappers.
Granted, nobody maps anymore.
I pass on wishing.
Granted,your wish is passed to me.
I wish iNsprate never passed the wish.
Granted, but instead you would have to do that.
I pass again.
Granted, but you will die old but in a horrible way.
I wish to date Taylor Swift
Granted but it'll appear that she actually is a tranny.
I wish I could know what other people think
granted, but then u will be paranoid of hearing how every1 hates u in public
i wish i could go back in time and do many different things without consequences
Granted, but when you go back to the future again you will miss the past.
I wish I was your father
granted but you are a horrible father just like the ones from most anime .
I wish I could be friends with anyone
granted, but then you would have no money (can be good anyways)
I wish i won the lottery
granted, but u get taken into hostage and have to pay that money to be released
i wish to be the king of the world
Granted, but you're shortly after overthrown and executed for apostasy.
I wish for you to wish me something.
Granted. I wished banana for you, but banana was satanistic and has taken control of your body and killed me cuz i was part of wish.
I wish for fish
Granted, but the fish you wished for is somewhere in your house and you cannot find it. Yet it has died and the whole house smells horrible.
I wish I was a jinchuriki. (naruto)
Granted. But then Itachi appeared and knocked you out and you were done in the Akatsuki's secret place.
I wish I was nobody^ <3
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