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Volsfootball22/01/2008 04:38

drewbie says this to girls, "Good day mate, how bout putting some shrimp on the barbie with me and then go surfing. Maybe play some netball or football."

rinkon mapper22/01/2008 05:22

hahahah

drewbie mapper22/01/2008 07:57

no comment

Zeov22/01/2008 10:02

lol bibo got nice strafes, think about a handjob he can do...nvm actutally..

hybrid22/01/2008 11:37

@Volsfootball: in another words, ur a idiot.

cockoyyy22/01/2008 12:27

Originally posted by hybrid
@Volsfootball: in another words, ur a idiot.


hxahxhaxhahx :D

heiss22/01/2008 13:32

go to her and say: "Nice boots, wanna fuck?"

Dragon22/01/2008 15:20

I sense a typo in heiss' post

H.o.r.s.t.22/01/2008 15:44

I guess, it's hard to say, but you won't get an appropriate answer here. There are a few other communities but here are too much kiddys that can't even find Pakistan on the map and have no idea about the life as you can clearly see by reading rinky's posts.

man... how do you ask a girl out when you can't even see her... don't woman wear like full body clothes in pakistan lol

rinky

My girlfriend and me we know ourselves a very long time by seeing but finally got in touch about an instant messenger, so, that's my hint :)

Anyway I sincerely wish you good luck!

heiss22/01/2008 17:02

there is no typo .. boots are hmm like shoes .. i didnt want to say boobs :P

ajR`22/01/2008 18:00

Ask her; "Did it hurt?" ... "When you fell from heaven."

Then she'll hop on yo d1ck.

st0ka22/01/2008 18:20

Originally posted by ajR`
Ask her; "Did it hurt?" ... "When you fell from heaven."

Then she'll hop on yo d1ck.

indeed:D

also stick to this tips:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uNBi2PATwqc :D

DHT- Tournament #122/01/2008 18:38

lol ndR..
ot: be yourself?

tjubby22/01/2008 19:17(edited 22/01/2008 19:19)

My trick is to say hey I inveted jump bug, wanne fuck?

It always work...

TinTin22/01/2008 21:49

pakistani, eyh? ask your father to ask her father to setup a marriage.. then ull get plenty. uhm what was the original question again?

bakeLit22/01/2008 23:08

word drebiE :D Bring her a nice flower and tell her sth. like 1337 Baby can I get ur 1337 number ?

hybrid23/01/2008 02:02

@H.o.r.s.t: 1st of all, the whole thread is a joke, Pakistan dont work like ndR or TinTin thinks, they arent that conservative,and pls, dont try to give life lessons on Xtreme-Jumps where 75% of the ppl rly dunno nothing about how the world works.And wtf, your hint is to use a INSTANT MESSSENGER? Go home and die nerd.
@TinTin: Thats rly offensive, you shouldnt say that to a pakistani guy, even he made this thread as a joke, you just lost my respect.

Glibba23/01/2008 02:36

Print a foto of HoHo^ and stick it in front of your face.
If she doenst immediately sucks your d1ck she is lesbian.

ajR`23/01/2008 03:40

Originally posted by Glibba
Print a foto of HoHo^ and stick it in front of your face.
If she doenst immediately say "eww" she is lesbian.

rinkon mapper23/01/2008 04:48

Originally posted by H.o.r.s.t.
I guess, it's hard to say, but you won't get an appropriate answer here. There are a few other communities but here are too much kiddys that can't even find Pakistan on the map and have no idea about the life as you can clearly see by reading rinky's posts.

man... how do you ask a girl out when you can't even see her... don't woman wear like full body clothes in pakistan lol

rinky

My girlfriend and me we know ourselves a very long time by seeing but finally got in touch about an instant messenger, so, that's my hint :)

Anyway I sincerely wish you good luck!

... wtffffffff are you talking about?

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