GirLfriEnds !
drewbie says this to girls, "Good day mate, how bout putting some shrimp on the barbie with me and then go surfing. Maybe play some netball or football."
hahahah
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lol bibo got nice strafes, think about a handjob he can do...nvm actutally..
@Volsfootball: in another words, ur a idiot.
Originally posted by hybrid@Volsfootball: in another words, ur a idiot.
hxahxhaxhahx :D
go to her and say: "Nice boots, wanna fuck?"
I sense a typo in heiss' post
I guess, it's hard to say, but you won't get an appropriate answer here. There are a few other communities but here are too much kiddys that can't even find Pakistan on the map and have no idea about the life as you can clearly see by reading rinky's posts.
man... how do you ask a girl out when you can't even see her... don't woman wear like full body clothes in pakistan lol
My girlfriend and me we know ourselves a very long time by seeing but finally got in touch about an instant messenger, so, that's my hint :)
Anyway I sincerely wish you good luck!
there is no typo .. boots are hmm like shoes .. i didnt want to say boobs :P
Ask her; "Did it hurt?" ... "When you fell from heaven."
Then she'll hop on yo d1ck.
Originally posted by ajR`Ask her; "Did it hurt?" ... "When you fell from heaven."
Then she'll hop on yo d1ck.
indeed:D
also stick to this tips:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uNBi2PATwqc :D
lol ndR..
ot: be yourself?
My trick is to say hey I inveted jump bug, wanne fuck?
It always work...
pakistani, eyh? ask your father to ask her father to setup a marriage.. then ull get plenty. uhm what was the original question again?
word drebiE :D Bring her a nice flower and tell her sth. like 1337 Baby can I get ur 1337 number ?
@H.o.r.s.t: 1st of all, the whole thread is a joke, Pakistan dont work like ndR or TinTin thinks, they arent that conservative,and pls, dont try to give life lessons on Xtreme-Jumps where 75% of the ppl rly dunno nothing about how the world works.And wtf, your hint is to use a INSTANT MESSSENGER? Go home and die nerd.
@TinTin: Thats rly offensive, you shouldnt say that to a pakistani guy, even he made this thread as a joke, you just lost my respect.
Print a foto of HoHo^ and stick it in front of your face.
If she doenst immediately sucks your d1ck she is lesbian.
Originally posted by GlibbaPrint a foto of HoHo^ and stick it in front of your face.
If she doenst immediately say "eww" she is lesbian.
Originally posted by H.o.r.s.t.I guess, it's hard to say, but you won't get an appropriate answer here. There are a few other communities but here are too much kiddys that can't even find Pakistan on the map and have no idea about the life as you can clearly see by reading rinky's posts.man... how do you ask a girl out when you can't even see her... don't woman wear like full body clothes in pakistan lol
My girlfriend and me we know ourselves a very long time by seeing but finally got in touch about an instant messenger, so, that's my hint :)
Anyway I sincerely wish you good luck!
... wtffffffff are you talking about?