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23/01/2008 04:48(edited 22/10/2010 16:41). XD
Originally posted by hybrid@H.o.r.s.t: 1st of all, the whole thread is a joke, Pakistan dont work like ndR or TinTin thinks, they arent that conservative,and pls, dont try to give life lessons on Xtreme-Jumps where 75% of the ppl rly dunno nothing about how the world works.And wtf, your hint is to use a INSTANT MESSSENGER? Go home and die nerd.
@TinTin: Thats rly offensive, you shouldnt say that to a pakistani guy, even he made this thread as a joke, you just lost my respect.
dude. Yes this thread is a big pile of bs. So if you think I am serious about what I said, im very sorry (I dont mock any religion or lifestyles). bs/nonsense/comic threads I respond in the same way.
I actually know alot of pakistani guys, some of them my friends. Some are very much like "people see them", but most are just like you and me. And they also know sarcasm when they see it.
well religion is not a big deal and there is nothing abt long hairs ndR ..its true that women wear full body clothes but young girls in colleges often dont wear scarves .. so kinda lucky :) .... n yeAh i made this toPic foR lil fun so .... don figHt guyZ trEat it likE it thE way It Is ... i'z rofling while readinG sum of thoSe posTs yeAh :d ... getting to the topic xD i tAlk to hER after scHool everyDay i got her cEll no.. but what iF othER guyZ arE aFter heR as well :p ?
<3 xtreme-members
lead them to a backalley and shoot them in the nuts.
23/01/2008 07:16i don't want to be rude, but i didn't know anyone from pakistan even played cs... how many people (if you really do live there, and not just some idiot fooling around) play cs from pakistan?
Karachi and Lahore youth is mad after e-gaming esp Cs.. u don worry abt that :)
23/01/2008 11:55Ok ok cncool, thanks for the information.
You know in Western countries, we all have a bad image of your country, because of the media.
The only way they talk about you is "muslim" "killing" "civil war" "girls are to obliged to blabla" and shits...
Btw, I never saw any muslim with long hair, and there are many muslims in France, that's why I believed it was because of religion :)
It's cool to learn things about unknown cultures in Europe :D
go like..
"so i herd u liek peniz?"
tell her... "Hey I have big penis.. and I don't know how to use it... can you teach me ?"
But you should have a BIG gun and BIG penis :P
23/01/2008 15:28rofllll drew knows the score ~
winnah.
well nvm TinTin (:
cncool: its very simple, kill'em.
23/01/2008 16:38be yourself as everyone said b4. try to be arrogant and funny. dont want to make her listen on you, she will notice u if she likes u :) dont want to be always with her, she wont like it ( expect if she goes to u :) )
i cant say more now, maybe i'll give some more tips later :D
btw wish me good luck @ saturday with a girl :))
24/01/2008 05:58god i cant believe this thread....
be sexeh
Try this pickup line:
Hello.
21/03/2008 13:26(edited 21/03/2008 13:33)Originally posted by tranCyfastteach me how to sex
Hahaha! Yeah, just go to her and say "tiech mee how too sex!"
And btw, pickup-lines don't work, so don't use them.
Just get in contact with the girl, and don't be too intense on her.
Many guys start going all wild on the girl and uses some fucked up pick-up lines, it just doesn't work dude.
Edit: You'll just freak her out if you do it.
Imagine this situation: Little LJ-geek from Bulgaria walks up to a hot girl and says "OMG, do you has sugar on ur fac0r? or r u just qt? OMG GEEZ! Did is hurtz0r wen you fallen from heaven?"
The girl "wtf are you talking about"
LJ-GEEK "OMG IT DIDSN'T w0rk! teh guyz at XJ said so!
"I noticed u noticing me" dno how to spell it lmao!
Lol akM :lol:
Originally posted by akM"I noticed u noticing me" dno how to spell it lmao!
Lol! That one was pretty good actually, me like!
Try this one, it's actually a really fun reading even if you don't use/do what it says in it :) God I love this book, lol.
Be cool and get drunk. Try to be happy, don't send any negative energy out. Project an image of succes, and be very interested in the girl. Talk about everything, esp. those "weird" subjects, like walt disney. That's a good opener.
Like: "What's your favourite disney movie?".
It sounds very stupid, but if you can say it in the right way, you will be in a conversation in no time, and talk about something that you can own in.
I've experienced that the most important thing is to keep your confidence high. Don't be ashamed if your joke isn't funny or if she thinks that what you just said were a bit stupid. Be confident and have a lot of self irony, that's always funny. So when you are stupid, accept it. Bust yourself. She'll like that. Be confident but with a distance to self-god.