Ask Dr. kafds

Started by kafds
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k a f f e e29/09/2009 18:45

thanks for your answers guys, it helped me alot to get a clear head about the situation. i think my dick took too much control over my brain, but somewhere in the back of my mind i knew it right from the start.. destroying a family is not a risk i'm going to take.

well she once said back when she went to university (where she also met her husband) most of them were into free-love without much commitments. maybe that was something like a hint that she has no problem with such kind of afaire lol but things propably changed for them and although i'm not the mature one i think it's better to make my own decision.
i havn't seen her for quiet a while (like 6weeks) and i'm just not going to call her/met her again :]

akM29/09/2009 18:49

Hey wrath.


JOHN.

theddy29/09/2009 19:14

JOHN IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!@

p0ku*29/09/2009 19:16

Originally posted by kafds
Originally posted by p0ku*
3 years ago one girl from my class told me she loves me, i answered "are you kidding?" and from that day she doesnt talk to me and now i love her :[


Well you should talk to her in that situation! Tell her that you were unsure about your sexuality at that point and you were experimenting sexual relationships with men and animals, but after you had had those experiments you felt the most comfortable doin' it with hot bitches like her. Telling those things in any order will always guarantee that she gets interested in you in some way, it might confuse her for a moment which allows you the time to leave the scene and let her think about what you said for a while - she will be disgusted by your sick, twisted, demented sexual experiments and thats when you make your real move; ask her out and she will say yes JUST to try and "have vengeance upon you" for no real reason, and thats when you tell her that it was a small lie to get her interest so that you can talk to her for real, about you liking her etc.


ok i did all this and she is friendly again !!!!!!!!! but what should be my answer if she tells me again she loves me

kafds29/09/2009 19:31

Tell your true feelings, tell her that you love her too.

The case is often so, that its easy to say the words "I", "love" and "you" separately without a real meaning, but when you combine them in the "right order" it can become more difficult to say. You shouldn't mask your feelings, consider yourself as the pandora's box and you let your feelings out and more good that bad will come out in the end.

cC|SpiNe29/09/2009 19:47

My best life lesson, is live your own life and dont let others tell you how to live it.

Funksta 29/09/2009 20:10

A lot of respect to you kafds, you keep helping others really much. Its really nice to see that XJ has a own doctor from now, don't really need to visit at health center anymore because of you.

kafds29/09/2009 20:11(edited 29/09/2009 20:34)

Originally posted by cC|SpiNe
My best life lesson, is live your own life and dont let others tell you how to live it.


You are completely right! This thread is mainly for entertaining purposes but if someone needs a small pat on the back or support in some hard-to-deal issue, its not weakness to find comfort from other people. You clearly pointed that message to me as if I shouldn't try telling people what to do here, but the thing is that my point isn't to tell direct advices, but to present my own view of an option or another and therefore try making them see things in more ways.

Its stupid to compare this foolish thread to the school system, but I'll do it anyways since I can't think of a better allegory. People go to schools and learn from other people; the teachers - they also find support in homework and all kinds of stuff, even in issues that aren't related to school from their classmates. I'm not trying to say, that I am a teacher and you are my pupils, I'm saying that I am one of the pupils amongst you trying to help you out in your homework and other issues.

Originally posted by Ù¼ Funksta
A lot of respect to you kafds, you keep helping others really much. Its really nice to see that XJ has a own doctor from now, don't really need to visit at health center anymore because of you.


Thanks, its always nice to hear positive feedback, even though negative feedback is almost better to have, since I try taking it in a constructive manner and improve my guidance to a more pleasant way. Since I used school as an allegory in the previous reply, I can use it here too, in another way.

When you're underaged and you go to school, you get free health care from the schools health nurses - you get free treatment from me in here, since you are a member of this community! ;-)

Originally posted by cC|SpiNe
Actually it was to people who might have taken your words (however good and encouraging they may be) a bit too seriously.


Well thats good to point out.

cC|SpiNe29/09/2009 20:26

Originally posted by kafds
You clearly pointed that message to me as if I shouldn't try telling people what to do here, but the thing is that my point isn't to tell direct advices, but to present my own view of an option or another and therefore try making them see things in more ways.


Actually it was to people who might have taken your words (however good and encouraging they may be) a bit too seriously.

maximaLz29/09/2009 20:41

Originally posted by cC|brendo333
If you don't hit it, someone else will. You're probably hers fad. If you reject her, she'll be doing someone else soon.


yep maybe, but that's like drug. At the moment you'll have finish to sleep with her, you'll want more and more everytime. Until the day you abuse and you get caught by her husband ;D.

kafds29/09/2009 20:46

Something called a fleshlight will ease up that situation, it feels like the real thing, too.

p0ku*29/09/2009 20:48

THIS THREAD MUST BE STICKY.

puppetz mapper29/09/2009 22:24

Dear kfdas (or was it kdfas or ksdaf),

I have never seen anyone put any such bullshit into so many words before. I hope you will realize it some day.

boom.dll29/09/2009 22:37

k a f f e e you just dissapointed me ! isnt it really easier just to smack that ass and that change your phone number? its not like shes gonna tell her husband you raped her... wtf?!

DO HER AND TAKE PICS MAN! (or at least a demo :P )

itachi^29/09/2009 23:30

give me her number and ill tap dat for u

NR|spr*29/09/2009 23:46

Thanks alot for the answer it helpped i talk to my GF and now its OK with the friends i have alot of them (or atleast thats what i think) but with most of them i'm in a good relationship now :) TY alot i know that you are like 1000 or more km from bulgaria but its nice to talk to some one about stuff without worrying that they will tell every one about what you have said :)

P.S please stop the stupid answers in the thread ... some one tried to make a serious thread and you will spam it ...

kafds29/09/2009 23:48(edited 29/09/2009 23:52)

Originally posted by puppetz
Dear kfdas (or was it kdfas or ksdaf),

I have never seen anyone put any such bullshit into so many words before. I hope you will realize it some day.


I feel really bad, that something has caused alot of friction between us - I like talking bullshit, its fun, and thats something that annoys you and therefore we aren't a very good match. I don't really understand why you are that hostile towards me even though you might not like my "style", I'm not the person I let others see here, and I would like that we'd talk in private just a little about you and me.

You are definitely thinking "oh god again that fucking bullshit" but I'm totally serious. I don't want you having bad feelings towards me or straight out hating me. I realize the stupidity of everything I write here instantly and it makes me smile to laugh at my own idiotic jokes that no one else even understands.

This weird hostile behaviour has been reflecting upon me for quite a while now, in fact every time you say anything to me its always in a negative tone - if we could befriend a little, maybe you would start understanding why I am such a moron.

Originally posted by NR|spr*
Thanks alot for the answer it helpped i talk to my GF and now its OK with the friends i have alot of them (or atleast thats what i think) but with most of them i'm in a good relationship now :) TY alot i know that you are like 1000 or more km from bulgaria but its nice to talk to some one about stuff without worrying that they will tell every one about what you have said :)

P.S please stop the stupid answers in the thread ... some one tried to make a serious thread and you will spam it ...


Great to hear that! I don't mind the stupid answers at all actually, but they might end up being the reason for this thread getting locked, and therefore they are indeed a negative thing.

You are right, this thread is serious, I am trying to help people as well as I can and even though I write some stupid stuff in the middle, the main picture is to help and not in any way cause anything bad for anyone. And yeah once again, great to hear that you got things sorted out better! :)

kunqui30/09/2009 03:37(edited 30/09/2009 03:43)

haha OMG!

s1gh30/09/2009 03:47

Originally posted by kafds
Originally posted by puppetz
Dear kfdas (or was it kdfas or ksdaf),

I have never seen anyone put any such bullshit into so many words before. I hope you will realize it some day.


I feel really bad, that something has caused alot of friction between us - I like talking bullshit, its fun, and thats something that annoys you and therefore we aren't a very good match. I don't really understand why you are that hostile towards me even though you might not like my "style", I'm not the person I let others see here, and I would like that we'd talk in private just a little about you and me.

You are definitely thinking "oh god again that fucking bullshit" but I'm totally serious. I don't want you having bad feelings towards me or straight out hating me. I realize the stupidity of everything I write here instantly and it makes me smile to laugh at my own idiotic jokes that no one else even understands.

This weird hostile behaviour has been reflecting upon me for quite a while now, in fact every time you say anything to me its always in a negative tone - if we could befriend a little, maybe you would start understanding why I am such a moron.



Dr. s1gh prescribes a shitload of prozac and some strawberry flavored lube, so that when you attempt to suck puppetz's dick it won't taste like the usual huge heap of bullshit that comes in and out of your mouth.

Serious thread, my ass. Stop being such a dick, you pathetic excuse for a Dr. Phil satire. Do something more useful with your time, douchebag.

Remote30/09/2009 12:00

XJ without kafds is like a postman without address.

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