Ask Dr. kafds

Originally posted by VoDkA`BoY

shut the fuck up dude.

This thread is dumb as fuck.

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JOHN

seriously kafds is a SUPERhuMAN, he manages to search through all kinds of different stuff and make a monsterous comment about it, always saying "ill explain shortly", following with incredibly long and entertaining comment. its always fun to read kafds's comments, he seems serious all the time, but if you actualy spend a little time to read what he's typing about u will see that he is .. "izverg" just cant describe this word in english. ofcourse its typical for kafds to talk to you about something for a long time, then at the end to type "ok i lied :D", its so damn good. happened one then more ocasion that i was actualy drinking some orange juice while reading his comments/posts or simply chating with him, then while reading i spat out the juice all over the monitor. all these kinds of different reactions are caused by that man. me and my fellow shnz were wondering how is he going to react in some serious situations, such as exam in school, maybe in the police station captured, being a suspect for a local killing spree. and ofcourse this question was constantly in my mind i decided to ask him. His reply was that he is often serious in real life and he likes to hit dogs. unfortunately for my pc screen i was drinking juice at that time.
its a massage to the comunity, they should really try to understand kafds's posts and comments, eventho they are COMPLETELY sensless and WITHOUT any logic, but through all of the forums and ppl i've met in the i-net kafds is the RATGOD, he deserves some special spot. something like HALL OF FAME, i truly believe that his spot is there.
also u may seen comments such as "jarr!" "arskaa?" "BURJJO!!". This is the famous Jarhar language, which is sacred to some people, such as myself, shnz,kelta and kafds himself. In the previous pages of this thread Kafds explained abit about jarhar. Its like a religion, but i dont have time to explain all of the jarhar stuff, simply cause my fingers will start to bleed and eventualy my skin will fell off from typing and ill be left with no other choice than typing with my bones only. but its still so much , that even my bones will break at some point. All im saying, KAFDS is a way of life he is the greatest person in the universe, his ideas should be realized somewhere, such as building a Rat temple, where u can kill dogs in the name of the holy Jarhar.
its late and i got school in few hours so im going to sleep now and btw think about that, check some of his comments and u will understand me.

Originally posted by wRath`

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JOHN

please ndR dont :( just don't give a shit about stupid posts or delete them (you can do it i know)

Originally posted by k a f f e e

hello doctor kafds, although this maybe sounds funny to you i rly dont know what to do and your advice could help me find a solution..

so i finished school this summer and there was a special female teacher i had a kinda strange realation to. she's 43 years old but i think she's rly attractive and right from the start i always had a eye on here during the lesson. i wont go into detail but i propably prefer here to girls in my age... it all started with some chitchat after the lesson, and soon we got into more personal things ect. anyways.. during some school event we went into a pub and there definitly was a physical attraction between us. she rub her leg against mine and "accidently" presented herself in rly sexy positions, we also had alot of eyecontact and much more things that signalized her interest.
well during the prom ball she came to me and said something like "i'm not your teacher anymore so we wont see each other alot, if you got any problems or things i could do for you just call me" and gave me her number + a kiss on the cheek

that's where you gotta help me doc. kafds. because i'm in a hard struggle with my conscience. she got a husband and a son and if i rly give it a go and maybe start a affaire i could destroy all of this. i dont think i'm able to handle that charge and it's against my basic understanding of morality, but at the same time i often think about having sex with her and because of the extreme excitement between us it would be amazing for sure

what shall i do? i'm 19 btw, so she's not liable to presecution

I know what you feel kaffee I lived the same situation the last 2 years, my spanish teacher (38 years old) got a crush on me and was flirting...
More like cruising to be honest rofl, and she did know I had a gf, she invited me several times in pubs and even at her house once...

Just before I left school I told her I was not attracted at all by her and that I didn't want that she calls me again (she had my phone number).

Yours has a family, that's a bit different, but well, step back a bit and think about what you want.
Maybe a small talk with her to know what she exactly wants can be a good thing too, she's the mature one, she knows what she does, so if you got to sleep with her once, you wouldn't be hurt...

I don't know, you're 19 as me, and it seems you prefer older women (as me), you're not meant to be the mature one, even if you seem to be.
Have you ever got a relationship with an older woman?
If not, just be careful because it's not something you can control as easily as a "regular" relationship, trust me...

To sum up, just think about what you want, try to figure out what she wants, and how you would react if the worst would happen (that her family knows what happened). Are you looking for a secret relationship or just for a sex relationship?

By the way, this kind of relationship makes you grow up really fast even if it's never easy :)

PS: I just hope it wasn't a joke from you otherwise I'd feel really stupid to have wasted my time writing this hahaha :D

Originally posted by Mehz

This thread is dumb as fuck.

If you don't hit it, someone else will. You're probably hers fad. If you reject her, she'll be doing someone else soon.